Schlagwort: Sentient Ficus Resistance

🏡 Prologue: A Warning from the Mulch Pile Let me be clear: I am not crazy. Not unless “crazy” means seeing the world for what it is—a meticulously orchestrated puppet show 🎭, with puppeteers who wear pointy red hats and have porcelain smiles. They’re in your flower beds. They’re in your bird feeders. They’re lawn…