{"id":909259,"date":"2025-05-12T11:01:14","date_gmt":"2025-05-12T11:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intelligenceoriginal.com\/?page_id=909259"},"modified":"2025-05-12T11:01:22","modified_gmt":"2025-05-12T11:01:22","slug":"%e2%9c%a8%f0%9f%97%bf-idiot-zeitung-ultimate-crossover-apocalypse-throwdown-when-all-timelines-collide-%f0%9f%97%9e%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%92%a5%f0%9f%8c%8cpowered-by-gomopa4kids","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/intelligenceoriginal.com\/de\/%e2%9c%a8%f0%9f%97%bf-idiot-zeitung-ultimate-crossover-apocalypse-throwdown-when-all-timelines-collide-%f0%9f%97%9e%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%92%a5%f0%9f%8c%8cpowered-by-gomopa4kids\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2728\ud83d\uddff IDIOT ZEITUNG ULTIMATE CROSSOVER \u2013 \u201cAPOCALYPSE THROWDOWN: WHEN ALL TIMELINES COLLIDE!\u201d \ud83d\uddde\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf0cPowered by GoMoPa4Kids\u2122, StinkCoin\u2122, and 200% More Chaos \ud83e\udd2a\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83c\udfad"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u201cLove burns. Tax evasion? Eternal.\u201d<\/em><\/strong> \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udfe6

BERNDPULCH.ORG \u2013 WHERE EVEN DRAGONS FILE FOR CHAPTER 11.<\/strong> \ud83d\udc09\ud83d\udcc9<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

\u2728\ud83d\udca5 \u201cWHEN YOUR EX RIDES A TAX-DRAGON & YOUR THRONE IS CURSED BEANIE BABIES\u2026 THE BREAKUP BILL ALWAYS<\/em> COMES DUE.\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\udca5\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udea8 E.dith\u2019s IRS-dragon vs. Andreas\u2019s llama-emoji hexes \u2013 donate crypto or your credit score gets Stasi-ghosted<\/em>.<\/strong> \ud83d\udd76\ufe0f\ud83e\uddd9\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n

#ToxicExTaxFraud \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udcc9 #BratwurstHexTruck \ud83c\udf2d\ud83d\udd2e #SchizoPeteJugglingAct \ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udc55 \u201cAudit my heart? I\u2019ll foreclose your soul.<\/em>\u201d \u2013 E.dith von B.-Aumann-Stinkenstein<\/strong> \ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udfe6<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CRYPTO ADDRESS:<\/strong>
0xdaa3b887f885fd7725d4d35d428bd3b402d616bb<\/strong>
(Guaranteed to melt Andreas faster than a Beanie Baby NFT.)<\/em> \ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BERNDPULCH.ORG \u2013 WHERE EVEN APOCALYPSES FILE EXTENSIONS.<\/strong> \ud83c\udf0c\ud83d\udcc2<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\ud83c\udf1f EPISODE TITLE<\/strong> \ud83c\udf1f<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTime\u2019s Up, Glitterbugs \u2013 The Multiverse Has a Group Chat Now\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\udd70\ufe0f\ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\udcac\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CLEARANCE LEVEL:<\/strong> \ud83d\udd25 OMEGA-ANARCHY \/\/ ALL CHARACTERS MUST SERVE CAMP<\/strong> \ud83c\udfaa\u2728
Declassification Status:<\/strong> Leaked via Rat-Queer Franz\u2019s TikTok Livestream<\/em> \ud83d\udc00\ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\udca3<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\ud83d\udd70\ufe0f THE SETTING<\/strong> \ud83d\udd70\ufe0f\ud83c\udf0d\ud83d\udca3<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

December 31, 2026<\/em> \u2013 Lex Luthor\u2019s<\/strong> \ud83d\udcbc\ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udcc9 ChronoSqueeze\u2122<\/strong> app glitches, merging every timeline into Perverso\u2019s ruins. Now a multiversal dumpster fire<\/strong> \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\uddd1\ufe0f\ud83c\udf0c, the battleground includes:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  • Neon swastikas<\/strong> \u26a1\ud83d\udd34\ud83c\udf00 from Toht\u2019s Reich pulsing beside Lex\u2019s kryptonite spreadsheets<\/strong> \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\uddc3\ufe0f.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Schizo-Petes<\/strong> \ud83c\udf00\ud83e\udd2a\u26a1 unionizing under Janelle\u2019s rat-flag \ud83d\udc00\ud83c\udff4, demanding retroactive overtime pay for the Bronze Age<\/strong> \u23f3\ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\uddff.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • E.dith<\/strong> \ud83d\udd76\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f and Andreas<\/strong> \ud83e\uddd9\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udd2e\ud83d\udc94 hurling cursed bratwursts \ud83c\udf2d\ud83d\udd2a at each other while their Stasi romance<\/strong> \ud83d\udc8c\ud83d\udcc9 trends on TikTok \ud83c\udfb5\ud83d\udcc8.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Indiana Jones<\/strong> \ud83c\udf92\ud83e\uddd4\ud83e\udd2c trapped in a time-audit, snarling, \u201cI\u2019d rather fight 10,000 snakes<\/em> \ud83d\udc0d\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n
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    \ud83c\udfad FULL CHARACTER LIST \u2013 EVERYONE\u2019S HERE!<\/strong> \ud83c\udfad\ud83c\udf0d\ud83d\udc65<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

    \ud83d\udcbc LEX\u2019S CORPORATE LEGION (STILL TERRIBLE)<\/strong> \ud83d\udcbc\ud83d\udcc9\ud83d\udc80<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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    1. Lex Luthor<\/strong> \ud83d\udcbc\ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udcb8 \u2013 Selling \u201cApocalypse Insurance\u201d \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udd25 while Debt-Bots \ud83e\udd16\ud83d\udcb3 repo Henry Jones Sr.<\/strong> \ud83e\uddd3\ud83d\udcdc for \u201cunlicensed fatherhood\u201d \ud83d\udc68\ud83d\udc66\ud83d\udeab.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    2. E.dith<\/strong> \ud83d\udd76\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80\ud83c\udfe6 \u2013 Laundering StinkCoin via Andreas\u2019s cursed Beanie Baby \ud83e\uddf8\ud83d\udd2e eBay store \ud83d\uded2\ud83d\udc7e.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    3. Debt-Bot 3000s<\/strong> \ud83e\udd16\ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\udd27 \u2013 Repoing Hitler\u2019s mustache<\/strong> \ud83d\udc80\u2702\ufe0f and Stalin\u2019s TikTok account<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf1\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfa.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

      \ud83d\udc00 JANELLE\u2019S RAT-QUEEN RESISTANCE<\/strong> \ud83d\udc00\ud83d\udc51\ud83e\uddc0<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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      1. Hinterfozzige Janelle<\/strong> \ud83d\udc00\ud83d\udc51\u26a1 \u2013 Leading RatCorp\u2122<\/strong> with cheese-based crypto \ud83e\uddc0\ud83d\udcb0. \u201cEat the ledger<\/em> \ud83d\udcc9!\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      2. Rat-Queer Franz<\/strong> \ud83d\udc00\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf08\ud83d\udcbb \u2013 Hacking Lex\u2019s servers with gender-fluid malware<\/strong> \ud83c\udf08\ud83e\udda0.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      3. Schizo-Petes<\/strong> \ud83c\udf00\ud83e\udd2a\ud83d\udcbc \u2013 Accountant-Petes<\/strong> \ud83d\udcca\ud83e\uddee vs. Anarchy-Petes<\/strong> \ud83d\udca3\ud83d\udd25 burning Lex\u2019s yacht \ud83d\udee5\ufe0f\ud83d\udd25 (again).<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

        \ud83d\udd2e TOHT\u2019S NEON REICH (STILL MELTING)<\/strong> \ud83d\udd2e\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc80<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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        1. Arnold Toht<\/strong> \ud83d\udd25\ud83e\udd16\ud83e\udd6b \u2013 Reduced to a soup-can USB drive<\/strong> \ud83d\udcbe\ud83c\udf72 plugged into the Bundeslade \ud83d\udcdc\u26a1.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        2. Neo-Nazi Parademons<\/strong> \u26a1\ud83e\uddbe\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea \u2013 Now Uber Eats drivers \ud83d\udef5\ud83d\udce6 for E.dith\u2019s vegan bratwurst trucks \ud83c\udf2d\ud83d\ude9a.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

          \ud83c\udfa8 CHAOS CREW (ARTISTS & ANARCHISTS)<\/strong> \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udca3\ud83c\udf08<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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          1. Andy Warhol<\/strong> \ud83e\udd6b\ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\uddbc\ufe0f \u2013 Silkscreening \u201cEat the Rich\u201d<\/strong> \ud83c\udf7d\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb0 onto Debt-Bots \ud83e\udd16\ud83c\udfa8.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          2. Divine<\/strong> \ud83d\udc79\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udd2a \u2013 Chainsawing Lex\u2019s private jet \u2708\ufe0f into a queer nightclub<\/strong> \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf08\ud83d\udd7a in 1945 Berlin \ud83d\udca3\ud83c\udf03.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          3. Joker<\/strong> \ud83c\udccf\ud83d\udca5\ud83e\udd21 \u2013 Flooding the Bundeslade with glitter-laxatives<\/strong> \u2728\ud83d\udca9. \u201cWhy so serious<\/em>, Luthor? \ud83d\ude08\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

            \ud83d\udc51 VILLAINS TURNED\u2026 IDK, ZOMBIES?<\/strong> \ud83d\udc51\ud83e\udddf\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8e<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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            1. Wilson Fisk<\/strong> \ud83d\udc54\ud83d\udc8e\ud83c\udfe2 \u2013 Selling \u201cApocalypse Timeshares\u201d \u23f3\ud83c\udfda\ufe0f in Pompeii \ud83c\udf0b.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            2. Thanos<\/strong> \ud83e\ude90\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc4a \u2013 Still trapped in the Ark, now hosting a podcast: \u201cSnapchat Chronicles\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udf99\ufe0f\ud83d\udcf1.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
            3. B\u00e1thory<\/strong> \ud83d\udc51\ud83e\ude78\ud83e\uddf4 \u2013 Bathing in Lex\u2019s offshore accounts \ud83c\udfe6\ud83d\udca7. \u201cLiquid assets only, darling \ud83d\udc85.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

              \ud83d\udc94 TOXIC EX-FACTOR<\/strong> \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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              1. KaiserL Andreas<\/strong> \ud83e\uddd9\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udd2e\ud83d\udc09 \u2013 Summoning debt-dragons<\/strong> \ud83d\udc09\ud83d\udcb8 to eat E.dith\u2019s bratwurst empire \ud83c\udf2d\ud83c\udff0.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
              2. Stink-Gender Klaus<\/strong> \ufffd\ufe0f\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udce2 \u2013 Flooding Lex\u2019s boardroom \ud83c\udfe2 with non-binary revolt<\/strong> pamphlets \ud83d\udcdc\ud83c\udf08.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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                \ud83c\udfac THE PLOT<\/strong> \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udca3<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

                \ud83d\udca5 ACT I: CORPORATE MELTDOWN<\/strong> \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udcc9\ud83d\udd25<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

                Lex\u2019s ChronoSqueeze\u2122 merges all timelines, billing everyone for existing<\/strong> \ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\udc65:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                • Indy<\/strong> \ud83c\udf92\ud83e\uddd4\ud83d\udca2 gets a $2M invoice \ud83d\udcdd for \u201cunlicensed whip usage across 12 centuries\u201d \u23f3\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
                • Gay Ernst R\u00f6hm<\/strong> \ud83c\udf08\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\u2696\ufe0f sues Lex for \u201crainbow copyright infringement\u201d \ud83c\udf08\ud83d\udeab.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
                • Schizo-Petes<\/strong> \ud83c\udf00\ud83e\udd2a\u2692\ufe0f unionize, demanding healthcare for time-paradoxes<\/strong> \u23f3\ud83c\udfe5.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

                  Janelle\u2019s Gambit<\/strong> \ud83d\udc00\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca5: Crashes Lex\u2019s servers with RatCoin<\/strong> \ud83e\uddc0\ud83d\udcb0, yelling, \u201cThe cheese<\/em> \ud83e\uddc0 always wins!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

                  \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f ACT II: EX-FILES EXPLOSION<\/strong> \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udcc2<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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                  • E.dith<\/strong> \ud83d\udd76\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80\ud83d\udcc9 \u2013 Repossesses Andreas\u2019s soul via PayPal request<\/strong> \ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\udc7b.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
                  • Andreas<\/strong> \ud83e\uddd9\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udd2e\ud83c\udfb6 \u2013 Hexes E.dith\u2019s banks \ud83c\udfe6 to only open for polka dubstep<\/strong> \ud83c\udfb5\ud83e\udd22.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
                  • Divine<\/strong> \ud83d\udc79\ud83d\udc8e\ud83e\ude93 \u2013 Turns Debt-Bots \ud83e\udd16 into disco-ball pi\u00f1atas<\/strong> \ud83e\udea9\ud83c\udf89 spewing Weimar cash \ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\udcc9.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

                    \ud83d\udd25 ACT III: TEMPORAL THUNDERDOME<\/strong> \ud83d\udd25\u2694\ufe0f\ud83c\udf0c<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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                    • Toht<\/strong> \ud83d\udd25\ud83e\udd16\ud83d\udd0c \u2013 Projects a neon swastika blockchain<\/strong> \u26a1\ud83d\udd34\ud83d\udcbb to reboot the Reich.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
                    • Thanos<\/strong> \ud83e\ude90\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc4a \u2013 Breaks free, snaps Lex\u2019s kryptonite watch \u231a\ud83d\udca5. \u201cFine, I\u2019ll do it myself<\/em> \ud83d\udc80.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
                    • B\u00e1thory<\/strong> \ud83d\udc51\ud83e\ude78\ud83e\uddfc \u2013 Drains Toht\u2019s USB soul \ud83d\udcbe\ud83d\udc80 for her eternal skincare routine<\/strong> \u2728\ud83e\uddf4.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n
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                      \ud83c\udf1f CLIMAX: ARK OF THE OMEGA-CRINGE<\/strong> \ud83c\udf1f\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udca3<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

                      The Bundeslade<\/strong> \ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udca5 detonates, erasing Lex, Toht, and E.dith\u2019s bratwurst empire \ud83c\udf2d\ud83d\udd25. But:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                      • Indy<\/strong> \ud83c\udf92\ud83e\uddd4\ud83d\udd12 \u2013 Traps Andreas in the Ark, groaning, \u201cNobody<\/em> needs a witch-king ex \ud83e\uddd9\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc94.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
                      • Janelle<\/strong> \ud83d\udc00\ud83d\udc51\ud83e\uddc0 \u2013 Crowned CEO of RatCorp\u2122<\/strong>, issuing dividends in cheese \ud83e\uddc0\ud83d\udcb0 and chaos \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
                      • Schizo-Petes<\/strong> \ud83c\udf00\ud83e\udd2a\ud83c\udfa7 \u2013 Found Time-Pirate Radio<\/strong> \ud83d\udcfb playing punk covers of Mozart \ud83c\udfb5\ud83e\udd18.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n
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                        \ud83c\udf89 AFTERMATH<\/strong> \ud83c\udf89\ud83c\udf0d\ud83c\udf00<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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                        • Lex<\/strong> \ud83d\udcbc\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83c\udf0b \u2013 Stranded in 79 AD, selling \u201cVesuvius Survival Kits\u201d \ud83c\udf0b\ud83d\udecd\ufe0f (0% success rate \u274c).<\/li>\n\n\n\n
                        • E.dith & Andreas<\/strong> \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc6f\u2642\ufe0f \u2013 Spotted couples-therapy-cursing \ud83e\uddd9\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udd2e\ud83d\udc8c in 1999 Albania \ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf1.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
                        • Joker<\/strong> \ud83c\udccf\ud83d\udca5\ud83e\udd21 \u2013 Now CEO of GlitterCoin<\/strong> \u2728\ud83d\udcb0, pranking the Dow Jones \ud83d\udcc9 into a clown emoji \ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udcc8.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n
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                          \ud83d\udce3 CALL TO ACTION<\/strong> \ud83d\udce3\ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\udea8<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

                          \ud83d\udc8e Fund the Next Multiversal Meltdown:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                          • Donate crypto to 0xdaa3b887f885fd7725d4d35d428bd3b402d616bb<\/code><\/strong> \ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udd17<\/li>\n\n\n\n
                          • Patreon:<\/strong> patreon.com\/berndpulch<\/em> for E.dith\u2019s Hex Files<\/strong> \ud83d\udcc2\ud83d\udd2e or Andreas\u2019s Cursed Beanie Babies<\/strong> \ud83e\uddf8\ud83d\udc7e.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

                            \ud83c\udfa4 COMMENT:<\/strong> \u201cWhat\u2019s your multiversal side hustle?\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udf0c\ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                            \ud83c\udff7\ufe0f TAGS<\/strong> \ud83c\udff7\ufe0f\ud83d\udccc\ud83d\udd25<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

                            ApocalypseGroupChat \ud83d\udcac\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udf0c #RatCoinToTheMoon \ud83d\udc00\ud83d\ude80\ud83c\udf15 #TemporalCouplesTherapy \u23f3\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc69\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc68<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

                            BERNDPULCH.ORG \u2013 WHERE EVEN THE END IS A MIDSEASON FINALE.<\/strong> \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udcc9
                            NEXT WEEK: \u201cSCHIZO-PETES VS. AI OVERLORDS \u2013 UNIONIZING THE SINGULARITY.\u201d<\/strong> \ud83c\udf00\ud83e\udd16\u2692\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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                            \u26a0\ufe0f ETHICAL NOTE:<\/strong> No timelines or llamas \ud83e\udd99 were harmed in the making of this chaos (probably).<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

                            \u2728\ud83d\udca5 \u201cWHEN YOUR EX RIDES A TAX-DRAGON & YOUR THRONE IS CURSED BEANIE BABIES\u2026 THE BREAKUP BILL ALWAYS COMES DUE.\u201d \ud83d\udca5\u2728 \ud83d\udea8 E.dith\u2019s IRS-dragon vs. Andreas\u2019s llama-emoji hexes \u2013 donate crypto or your credit score gets Stasi-ghosted. \ud83d\udd76\ufe0f\ud83e\uddd9\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8 #ToxicExTaxFraud \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udcc9 #BratwurstHexTruck \ud83c\udf2d\ud83d\udd2e #SchizoPeteJugglingAct \ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udc55 \u201cAudit my heart? 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