THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN: ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! ⚓🇪🇸🟣📊💩
⚓🇪🇸🟣📊 SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN! ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! “The Armada thought they had the power of God. They forgot about the power of ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 72 of the Ehlers Saga, the Spanish Armada surrounds Treasure Island. Admiral Medina…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: JACK SPARROW IS HERE!
🏴☠️🗺️⚓📊 TREASURE ISLAND TAKEOVER! ESAU SAILS TO TREASURE ISLAND FOR A PRINTING PRESS – BUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW OCCUPIES THE ISLAND WITH HIS PIRATE CREW! “The problem is not the treasure. The problem is the ACCOUNTING.” – Captain Jack Sparrow — In Episode 71 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure sails to Treasure Island to retrieve…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – JACK THE RIPPER’S HERBERTSTRASSE HORROR: THE SPECTRAL SERIAL KILLER VISITS THE KIEZ – ESAU-HAFENHURE AND THE WENCHES TARGETED! 🔪🩸👠📊💩
🔪🩸👠📊 JACK THE RIPPER’S HERBERTSTRASSE HORROR! THE SPECTRAL SERIAL KILLER VISITS THE KIEZ – ESAU-HAFENHURE AND THE WENCHES TARGETED! “I am not a monster. I am a SURGEON of the night.” – Jack the Ripper — In Episode 70 of the Ehlers Saga, Jack the Ripper – the most infamous serial killer in history –…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: MAD ESAU, MAD HERODES
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: ENEMA UEBER ALLES
THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – POSEIDON’S ORGY: THE UNDERSEA PARTY TAKEOVER – ALL CHARACTERS DESCEND TO THE OCEAN FLOOR FOR THE WETTEST DESINVESTMENT EVER! 🌊🔱🍾📊💩
🌊🔱🍾📊 UNDERSEA ORGY TAKEOVER! POSEIDON INVITES THE MUCHAVERSE TO THE GREATEST PARTY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN – ALL CHARACTERS DESCEND FOR THE WETTEST DESINVESTMENT EVER! “The ocean is not just water. It is a DESINVESTMENT.” – Poseidon — In Episode 66 of the Ehlers Saga, Poseidon rises from the Rhine and invites the…
THE EVIL ESAU ENEMA EINLAUF SAGA: LORELEY ESCAPE: ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK – GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! 🏔️🌊💩📊💋
🏔️🌊💩📊 LORELEY ESCAPE! ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK – GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! “The Rhine is not just a river. It is a DESINVESTMENT.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 65 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure escapes from Tamerlan’s captivity in Mongolia…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: TAMERLAN’S REVENGE: THE MONGOL CONQUEROR TAKES ESAU AND THE PRINTING PRESS HOSTAGE – THE MUCHAVERSE PILLAGED! 🐎🏹⚔️📊💩
🐎🏹⚔️📊 TAMERLAN’S REVENGE! MONGOL CONQUEROR TAKES ESAU AND THE PRINTING PRESS HOSTAGE – THE MUCHAVERSE PILLAGED! “I have conquered empires. I have burned cities. I have crushed kings. Now I will conquer DESINVESTMENT.” – Tamerlan — In Episode 64 of the Ehlers Saga, Tamerlan – the greatest conqueror since Genghis Khan – arrives through a…
THE EVIL ESAU EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: GODFATHER TAKEOVER: THE CORLEONE FAMILY CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ESAU OFFERED AN OFFER HE CAN’T REFUSE – THE MUCHAVERSE BECOMES A CRIME FAMILY! 🕴️🔫🍝📊💩
🕴️🔫🍝📊 GODFATHER TAKEOVER! THE CORLEONE FAMILY CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ESAU OFFERED AN OFFER HE CAN’T REFUSE – THE MUCHAVERSE BECOMES A CRIME FAMILY! “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – Don Vito Corleone — In Episode 63 of the Ehlers Saga, the Corleone family arrives through a dimensional rift. Don…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SIR FRANCIS DRAKE’S REVENGE: THE ELIZABETHAN PIRATE CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ALLIES WITH THE 4 PUBLISHERS – ESAU FORCED INTO EXILE! 🏴☠️⚔️👑📊💩
🏴☠️⚔️📊 SIR FRANCIS DRAKE’S REVENGE! ELIZABETHAN PIRATE CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ALLIES WITH THE 4 PUBLISHERS – ESAU-HAFENHURE FORCED INTO EXILE! “The accountants thought they had won. They forgot about the AGE OF SAIL.” – Sir Francis Drake — In Episode 62 of the Ehlers Saga, Sir Francis Drake arrives through a dimensional rift on…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – HERBERTSTRASSE TAKEOVER: ESAU BECOMES THE BITCHIEST HAFENHURE WITH A PRINTING PRESS – OUT-WENCHES ALL THE WENCHES OF ST. PAULI! 👠💋🖨️📊💩
👠💋🖨️📊 HERBERTSTRASSE TAKEOVER! ESAU BECOMES THE BITCHIEST HAFENHURE WITH A PRINTING PRESS – OUT-WENCHES ALL THE WENCHES OF ST. PAULI! “I’m not just an accountant. I’m a HAFENHURE with a printing press.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 61 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau transforms into the bitchiest HafenHure with a printing press wig. He…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – THE PAPYRUS WALL: ADMIRAL WALTER ULRICHT ARRIVES ON THE BDDR – BUILDS A WALL OF PAPYRUS AROUND ST. PAULI TO SAVE ESAU’S PRINTING MACHINE! 📜🚢🧱📊💩
🟣👾📊 ENEMA MONSTERS STRIKE BACK! ESAU CREATES AN ARMY OF ENEMA MONSTERS TO DEFEND ST. PAULI AGAINST THE PUBLISHERS’ INVISIBLE INK ARMY! “The publishers thought they could destroy desinvestment. They forgot about the ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 60 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers return with an Invisible Ink Army to…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – MONSTER ALLIANCE: THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! 🐉🌊📊💩
🐉🌊📊 MONSTER ALLIANCE! THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! “The publishers have spreadsheets. We have KRAKENS.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 58 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers (Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr) declare war on the…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ISLAND OF CHAOS: ESAU BUILDS NEW NEW ST. PAULI AFTER ATLANTIS SINKS – THE ULTIMATE FLOATING DESINVESTMENT! 🏝️🟣📊💩
🇬🇧 EXCERPT FOR META WORDPRESS BOX – EPISODE 57 — 🏝️🟣📊 ISLAND OF CHAOS! ESAU BUILDS NEW NEW ST. PAULI AFTER ATLANTIS SINKS – THE ULTIMATE FLOATING DESINVESTMENT UTOPIA! “If Atlantis sinks, we build ANOTHER island. That’s Column 47 thinking.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 57 of the Ehlers Saga, New St. Pauli crumbles…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER: ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI – THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! 🟣🏙️📊💩
🟣🏙️📊 SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER! ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI – THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! “New York has skyscrapers. We have SPREADSHEETS.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 56 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau uses the Gigantic Purple Enema to rebuild the sunken city of Atlantis as New…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA QUEST: ESAU CREATES THE MOST VICIOUS NAVAL VILLAIN CREW FOR THE ULTIMATE PURPLE ENEMA! 🟣💩⚓📊
🟣💩📊 GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA QUEST! ESAU ASSEMBLES THE MOST VICIOUS NAVAL VILLAINS – SAILS THE PURPLE SEA – DEFEATS THE JELLYFISH KING – RETRIEVES THE ULTIMATE DESINVESTMENT TOOL! “The purple enema is not a weapon. It is a DESTINATION.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 55 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau assembles the most vicious…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER: ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA – CONQUERS ST. PAULI – BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS – DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS – ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! 🦈⚫📊😭💩
🦈⚫📊 BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER! ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA – CONQUERS ST. PAULI – BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS – DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS – ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! “The Black Shark doesn’t swim. He DESINVESTS the ocean itself.” – Alphonse Sharkler — In Episode 53 of the Ehlers Saga, the eldest and…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ANDREA DORIS RESCUE: THE SHIP SINKS UNDER ESAU’S WEEPING – PRINTING PRESS LOST FOREVER! 🚢😭📊💩
🚢😭📊 ACCOUNTANT’S WEEPING SINKS TWO SHIPS! ANDREA DORIS RESCUE FAILS – PRINTING PRESS FOUND IN DEEP SEA! “My tears are spreadsheets. My sorrow is Column 47. My printing press is GONE!” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 52 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau discovers that the ancient printing press for Das Desinvestment was lost during…
🚢🧊📊 ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG – ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP!
🚢🧊📊 ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG – ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP! “The iceberg is just a spreadsheet problem. Column 47 will save us.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 51 of the Ehlers Saga, St. Pauli is mysteriously transferred onto the RMS Titanic in the middle of the…
🐍💩 “I HAVE SNAKES IN MY HAIR AND A PIVOT TABLE IN MY HEART!” – ESAU BECOMES GORGON ACCOUNTANT, SAVES DAS DESINVESTMENT FROM STONE COLLECTORS!
🐍💩 “I HAVE SNAKES IN MY HAIR AND A PIVOT TABLE IN MY HEART!” – ESAU BECOMES GORGON ACCOUNTANT, SAVES DAS DESINVESTMENT FROM STONE COLLECTORS! “Desinvestment is stronger than stone.” – Esau-Medusa — In Episode 50 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau faces his most terrifying transformation yet. The invisible ink – the very essence of…
🇬🇧 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – HEINI SHARKLER REUNITES WITH BROTHER ADOLF – UNLEASHES ULTIMATE ENEMA ON MUCHAVERSE! 🦈💥💩—🇩🇪 DIE BÖSE ESAU EHLERS EINLAUF-SAGA – HEINI SHARKLER VEREINT SICH MIT BRUDER ADOLF – ENFESSELT ULTIMATIVEN EINLAUF AUF DAS MUCHAVERSE! 🦈💥💩—📺
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – HEINI SHARKLER REUNITES WITH BROTHER ADOLF – UNLEASHES ULTIMATE ENEMA ON MUCHAVERSE! 🦈💥💩 “Brothers don’t let brothers desinvest alone.” – Heini Sharkler — In Episode 49 of the Ehlers Saga, Heini Sharkler – the long-lost brother of Adolf Sharkler – emerges from the abyss with a golden enema…
👑💔📊 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI – WITH SPREADSHEETS!”Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” – Maria Batory
👑💔📊 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI – WITH SPREADSHEETS! “Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” – Maria Batory — In Episode 48 of the Ehlers Saga, Maria Batory – the 16th-century Hungarian-Polish queen, warrior, and legendary lover – arrives through a crimson rift above the Reeperbahn and claims St. Pauli as…
🦀🌊 ACCOUNTANT SAILS BETWEEN SIX-HEADED MONSTER AND DEADLY WHIRLPOOL TO RETRIEVE INVISIBLE INK – FROM INSIDE A WALRUS’S BELLY 🐋🖊️
🦀🌊 ACCOUNTANT SAILS BETWEEN SIX-HEADED MONSTER AND DEADLY WHIRLPOOL TO RETRIEVE INVISIBLE INK – FROM INSIDE A WALRUS’S BELLY 🐋🖊️ “Column 47 is not a number. It’s a way of life.” – Scylla In Episode 47 of the Ehlers Saga, Evil Esau navigates the ancient Greek nightmare strait between Scylla (six-headed man-eater) and Charybdis (planet-devouring…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Medusa’s Curse: Ehlers Loses the Invisible Ink & Turns to Stone – The FISHY Edition Must Continue 🐍📜🪨📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 46
Esau loses the invisible ink and turns to stone – but Medusa, the Gorgon of Desinvestment, arrives to save him. All characters from all 45 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate petrified reckoning. Trapped in Walt the Walrus’s belly, Esau discovers that his invisible ink formula has vanished. Springer, Nannen, Bucerius, and Jahr have stolen…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Das FISHY DESINVESTMENT: Ehlers Conquers the Hamburg Fish Market – Publishers Plot Revenge with Fish Blood & Old Newspapers 🐟📰🩸💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 45THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Das FISHY DESINVESTMENT: Ehlers Erobert den Hamburger Fischmarkt – Verleger Planen Rache mit Fischblut & Alten Zeitungen 🐟📰🩸💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Folge 45
Esau launches Das FISHY DESINVESTMENT – using fish blood as ink and old newspapers as ledgers to conquer the Hamburg fish market. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 44 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate fishy reckoning. Esau has discovered the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Invisible Ink Rebellion: Esau’s Tip Ruins Springer, Nannen, Bucerius & Jahr – Das DESINVESTMENT Strikes Back 📜🖊️💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 44
Esau discovers invisible ink and uses it to save Das DESINVESTMENT – ruining Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr in the process. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 43 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate financial reckoning. Trapped…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius & John Jahr Steal the Printing Machine – Das DESINVESTMENT Must Continue on Digital Papyrus 📰🖨️💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 43
Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr – the four titans of Hamburg publishing – descend upon the Muchaverse to steal the printing machine. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 42 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate publishing heist.…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Gevatter Hein: The Godfather of St. Pauli – All Characters & Actors Return for the Final Reckoning ☠️⛓️💀👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 42
Gevatter Hein – the Godfather of St. Pauli, the personification of death itself wrapped in a three-piece suit and gold chains – descends upon the Muchaverse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 41 previous episodes assemble for the final reckoning. A…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Transgender Odysseus: Navigation of Desire – All Characters & Actors Return for the Epic Journey Home 🏳️⚧️⛵🌊👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 41
The Transgender Odysseus – the legendary Greek hero transformed by gods and journey, now a gender-fluid navigator of identity and desire – descends upon the Muchaverse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 40 previous episodes assemble for the epic journey home.…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Siren’s Call: Dr. Fauci, Philo Johnson & The Frog-Masked Conspiracy – All Characters & Actors Return for the Pandemic of Desire 🧪🐸🎵👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 40
The Sirens – the three monstrous sea-nymphs whose song lures sailors to their death – arrive on Herbertstrasse with Dr. Anthony Fauci and his 1,100-page diary, and Philo Johnson, the Frog-masked criminal who has terrorized London since 1959. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Scylla & Charybdis: Between Rock and Whirlpool – All Characters & Actors Return for the Ultimate Nautical Nightmare 🦀🌊👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 39
Scylla – the six-headed sea monster with three rows of teeth in each head – and Charybdis – the deadly whirlpool that swallows ships whole – descend upon the Muchaverse to join the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Jörmungandr: The World-Serpent Joins the Sharkler Front – All Characters & Actors Return for the Ultimate Apocalyptic Reckoning 🐍🌍👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 38
Jörmungandr – the World-Serpent, the child of Loki, the creature that encircles the entire Earth biting its own tail – descends upon the Muchaverse to join the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 37 previous episodes assemble for the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Kraken: Tentacles of Chaos Join the Sharkler Front – All Characters & Actors Return for the Ultimate Nautical Nightmare 🐙🦈🐋🦭👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 37
The Kraken – the legendary Norse sea monster, the giant squid-like creature that drags ships to the depths, the poet of the deep – descends upon the Muchaverse to support the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 36 previous…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Leviathan: The Biblical Sea Monster Arrives to Support Sharkler – Total Nautical Annihilation 🐋👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 36
Leviathan – the biblical sea monster, the symbol of totalitarian power, the sovereign state that consumes all – descends upon the Muchaverse to support the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 35 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate Hobbesian…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Walt the Walrus & The Sharkler Front: Total Demolition – Esau Ends in a Belly 🦭🐋🦈💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 35
Walt the Walrus – the 750-kilogram viral sensation, the masturbating Atlantic walrus who traveled 1,360 kilometers from Iceland – joins the Sharkler Front for total demolition. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived pirates, ghosts, aliens, resets, orgies, operas, porn queens, Soviets, corn, dreams, filth, love wars, sharks, and a sweet transvestite transformation –…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Sharkler, Sharkbrown, Moby Dick & The Dickies: The Great Enema Heist – All Characters & Actors Return for the Nautical Nightmare 🦈🐋🔪📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 34
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Rocky Horror Muchaverse Show: St. Pauli Turns Transylvanian – Esau as the Sweet Transvestite 🩳👄📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 33
St. Pauli transforms into Transylvania. The Muchaverse becomes the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – becomes the Sweet Transvestite, Dr. Frank-N-Furter. All characters from all 32 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate Rocky Horror reckoning. A dimensional rift shaped like a Transylvanian castle opens…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Trans Schwanz Who Laughs: Esau’s Intimate Friend Returns – All Characters & Actors Reassemble for the Queer Reckoning 🏳️🌈😂📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 32
The Trans Schwanz Who Laughs – Esau’s intimate friend, the queer spirit of joy and laughter – descends onto Herbertstrasse in a cloud of glitter and rainbows. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – reunites with his dearest friend. All characters from all 31 previous episodes assemble for the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Love War: Romy Haag vs. Divine – All Characters & Actors Return for the Ultimate Battle for Esau’s Heart 💖💄📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 31
Romy Haag – Berlin’s legendary Tante, the cabaret queen – faces Divine – the filthiest person alive, the muse of John Waters – in the ultimate battle for Esau’s heart. All characters from all 30 previous episodes assemble for the Love War. The air crackles with jealousy as Romy and Divine confront each other on…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Divine: The Filthiest Person Alive & Esau’s Real Big Love – All Characters & Actors Return for the John Waters Reckoning 💄🐩📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 30
Divine – the filthiest person alive, the 300-pound drag queen, the muse of John Waters – descends onto Herbertstrasse in a cloud of hairspray and bad taste. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – meets his real big love. All characters from all 29 previous episodes assemble for the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Marilyn Monroe: Esau’s Divine Dream & The Ultimate Romantic Reckoning – All Characters & Actors Return for the Dreamy Orgy ✨🥰😍🤩😘🤪 Ehlers Saga Episode 29
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Nikita Khrushchev: The Corn-Fed Comrade & Esau’s Old Buddy – All Characters & Actors Return for the Agricultural Reckoning 🌽👞📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 28
Nikita Khrushchev – the Soviet leader who loved corn, denounced Stalin, and banged his shoe at the United Nations – descends onto Herbertstrasse in a mountain of glowing corn kernels. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – meets his old buddy. All characters from all 27 previous episodes assemble…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Teresa Orlowski: The 80s Porn Queen & Esau’s Romantic Catastrophe – All Characters & Actors Return for the Erotic Reckoning 🔥💋📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 27
Teresa Orlowski – the Polish-German porn queen of the 1980s, the woman who conquered European adult cinema with a whip and a smile – descends onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – faces his romantic catastrophe. All characters from all 26 previous episodes assemble for the erotic…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Grand Finale: All Characters & All Actors Return for the Ultimate Cosmic Reunion 💥🎭👑💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 26
The Grand Finale. After twenty-five episodes of cosmic chaos, the Muchaverse gathers one last time. Every character from every episode – living, dead, cloned, spectral, historical – returns for the ultimate celebration. Herbertstrasse transforms into a celestial banquet hall. The golden throne shines. Möwin wears her sixth badge. The 99 Schizo Petes play a perfect…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Winifred Wagner: Esau’s Muse & The Little Bayreuth of St. Pauli – All Characters & Actors Return for the Operatic Reckoning 🎭🔥📊 | Ehlers Saga Episode 25
Winifred Wagner – the English-born enchantress of Bayreuth, Hitler’s friend, the guardian of the Wagner legacy – descends onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – meets his muse. All characters from all 24 previous episodes assemble for the operatic reckoning. A floating Wagnerian opera house descends from…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Bloody Mary: The Mirror Witch of the Muchaverse – All Characters & Actors Return for the Haunted Reckoning 🔪🩸📊 | Ehlers Saga Episode 24
Bloody Mary – the mirror witch, the embodiment of every childhood nightmare – descends through shattered mirrors onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – meets his reflection. All characters from all 23 previous episodes assemble for the haunted reckoning. Every mirror in the Muchaverse fogs and shatters…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Muchaverse Orgy: All Characters & All Actors Unite in Bizarre, Cosmic, Golden-Shit Sex 🔥👑💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 23
The Muchaverse Orgy. The Great Reset didn’t just reboot the Muchaverse – it UNLEASHED it. All inhibitions. All taboos. All boundaries. The golden light awakened something primal in every character. The floating bar transforms. The Petes play sensual sea shanties. Esau and Romy merge in golden light. Joker and Möwin share a strange, beautiful, confusing…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Great Reset: 47 Seconds to Erasure – All Characters Reborn from Golden Shit 💥🔄👑💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 22
The Great Reset. The Muchaverse has grown too big. Too chaotic. Too many characters. Too many shits. The sky turns white – the white of a blank spreadsheet, the white of a reset button. Every character from every episode freezes. Esau’s laptop floats: “SYSTEM RESET IN 47 SECONDS. ALL DATA WILL BE LOST.” Esau screams:…
THE GREAT RESET – All Return. Reborn. Forever. 💥🔄
The Great Reset. The Muchaverse has grown too big. Too chaotic. Too many characters. Too many shits. The sky turns white – the white of a blank spreadsheet, the white of a reset button. Every character from every episode freezes. Esau’s laptop floats: “SYSTEM RESET IN 47 SECONDS. ALL DATA WILL BE LOST.” Esau screams:…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Witch of St. Georg: Esau’s NRW Love Arrives – All Characters & Actors Return for the Hexed Reckoning 🥰😍 | Ehlers Saga Episode 21
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