THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 31.5 – THE BAKUNIN BLOWOUT 💣🔥☭🕊️
Vom Planeten UDSSR kommt MIKHAIL BAKUNIN – der Urvater der Anarchie, aufgetaut nach 150 Jahren Kälteschlaf, bewaffnet mit 47 Bomben und einer Mission: ALLES IN DIE LUFT ZU JAGEN! Die Walter-Mauer, die Ahnenruf-Kioske, die Desinvestment-Zone – WEG DAMIT! 🧨💥😈 Das Ensemble reagiert panisch. Jeschows Ordner explodieren. Ursila kann Bakunin nicht abheften. Sven bietet Zerstörungs-Therapie an.…
THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 31,0 – THE WALTER WALL 🧱🌒☭
Vom Planeten UDSSR landet WALTER “DIE MAUER” PROVINCE-PORNED-ULBRICHT auf der Insel – Graf Thomas’ verschollener Onkel, Bauherr der Berliner Mauer und Meister des Betons. Sein Plan: Eine 47 Kilometer lange Mauer um St. Pauli-At, mit Wachtürmen, Stacheldraht und Todesstreifen. Ordnung muss her! 🧱🌒😱 Das Ensemble reagiert chaoshaft. Jeschow heftet Walters Biografie ab (1893-1973, dann Planet…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 24,5 – THE STASI STRIKES BACK 🕵️♂️📼☭
The files never end. GENRICH JAGODA, the last Stasi chief, lands from Planet UDSSR with a master plan: OPERATION ENDAKTE – the final file that will file EVERYTHING. Everyone. Every moment. Every imaginary fish. Forever. 📂🕵️♂️☭ The ensemble divides. Jeschow wants perfection. Ursila fears completion. Emir Joker, still feathered and sticky, screams “Chaos needs FILING!”…
THE EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 24,0 – THE MONGOLIAN PONZI 🐟💰🌾🐎
The Joker’s madness knows no borders. After the Fish Ponzi collapsed in St. Pauli, Emir sets his sights on a new market: MONGOLIA. Landlocked. Horse-obsessed. Perfect victims. With Graf Thomas hacking Google in Mongolian and the Uncles expanding globally, the Ehlers Clan sells imaginary fish to the entire steppe. 🐟🌏🤡 But the nomads remember their…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,5 – THE FISH PONZI 🐟💰💀
The Ehlers Clan has found a new business model: selling fish that don’t exist. With the help of Onkel Klaus-Dieter (filing every lie), Onkel Ehrenfried (recruiting informants), Onkel Jochen (formerly Blasius, risen from the bottom to point at empty water), and Onkel Manfred (composing fraudulent jingles), the family launches the greatest Ponzi scheme in St.…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,0 – THE JOKER BIRTH 🃏💥🤡
The unthinkable has happened. After the Enema Files were flushed, something far darker emerged from the depths of St. Pauli. Emir Ehlers begins to laugh – and doesn’t stop. As green makeup smears across his face, the entire ensemble watches in horror: Their beloved idiot is transforming into his biggest idol, THE JOKER. 🃏💚🤡 But…
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