📜 Chapter 1 – The First Tweet of Doom 1 📅 And it came to pass in the two-and-fortieth year of the third millennium, that the land of 🇺🇸 Columbia waxed fat upon 🍔 cheeseburgers, 🛢️ fracked gas, and 📊 24-hour leverage.2 🐍 Yet the elders spake not of the debt-dragon coiled beneath the 💵…
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