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🌟👁️💸 THE MATRONLY MANDATE: FRAU BEATRIX TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ DECLARES VERBAL WAR – “FOTZENPLOTZ NOT WITH A V BUT AN F, VERSTANDEN, HOLZKOPF?” 👵🏻📢📚 PRUSSIAN ORDER SHATTERED BY GRAMMATICAL TERROR! ⚔️🔠😱 ST. PAULI’S TYRANTS TREMBLE BEFORE THE ULTIMATE AUTHORITY: A RETIRED SCHOOLTEACHER WITH A RULER! 📏🏫🔥 BY OUR LINGUISTIC-FINANCIAL INVESTIGATOR DR. LYSANDER LIBERTÉPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ)…