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Automatically updated with the newest published investigations from the BerndPulch archive. Satire and commentary are clearly separated below.
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THE EPSTEIN REPORT
The Epstein Report: 137 pages, 19 depositions, and a finding that the government failed survivors for decades. What the DOJ still won’t release.
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🔥 BREAKING: HOUSE OVERSIGHT REPUBLICANS RELEASE 15-MONTH EPSTEIN REPORT
House Oversight releases 15-month Epstein report: federal authorities missed multiple chances to stop abuse. DOJ botched file release. Two men referred.
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📡 ABOVETOPSECRETXXL – INTELLIGENCE ORIGINAL GLOBAL NEWS
Intelligence Original Global News: Nvidia board moves to oust Jensen Huang after second affair. Putin warns of biological threats. Massie forces Epstein vote. Bessent hit by Iranian threats.
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📡 ABOVETOPSECRETXXL OSINT INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING
ABOVETOPSECRET Intelligence Briefing: US Army officer arrested in UK for alleged Russian espionage at NATO ARRC, IAEA confirms North Korea Yongbyon UEF2 expansion, defense bribery cases & more. Full OSINT analysis.
Satire & Commentary
Clearly labeled satire, parody, and commentary. This section is opinion and entertainment, not factual investigative reporting.
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Satire & Commentary
THE PARIAHS – EPISODE 13: PRETTY BOY AND THE PAPER QUEEN 🔥🎭
The Pariahs – Episode 13: Pretty Boy and the Paper Queen. Pretty Boy Floyd seduces Elena to steal the waste paper empire. A deadly plot twist awaits.
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Satire & Commentary
EDITH & BORIS — BEAUTY AND THE BEAST” ⚡💋🧟THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SHOW:”
EPISODE 157: “EDITH & BORIS — BEAUTY AND THE BEAST” ⚡💋🧟 POWERED BY IDIOTEN ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GoMoPa, DER STASI STÜRMER (SS) – BORIS ⚡ EDITION 😎🥰 BY KILGORE TROUT ✍️, GUIDO GITANE 🎭, RAINER ROMA-ZUFALL 🎲 AND ZIGA SCHNITZEL 🥨 A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION 🎬 FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS 🎥…
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Satire & Commentary
THE🔥🎭PARIAHS – EPISODE 12: BABYFACE AND THE PAPER TIGER 🔥🎭
The Pariahs – Episode 12: Babyface and the Paper Tiger. Garbage becomes gold as Tessio betrays the family, using Dumb Fredo as the perfect scapegoat.
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Satire & Commentary
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA:👑 SULTAN SÜLEYMAN’S HAREM & THE CONSTANTINOPLE FREESTYLE
Satire Ep. 107: the Sultan of Constantinople builds a palace, lists a harem, freestyles badly—and everyone refuses. He lands on the floor of Cell 47.
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