Category: PARODY
๐ฏโโ๏ธ๏ฟฝ๐๏ธ๐ธย ๐๐ด๐ฅ๐ ๐พ๐๐ธ ๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐ธ “๐ฟ๐๐ธ ๐๐๏ธ๐ธ ๐๐๏ธ๐ธ “THE RETRO FUTURE SHOCKโ ๐๐โญ๐ฅ๐ฉธ๐ชโก๐งฌ๐๐ผ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ช๐ ๐ช๏ธ๐ผโ๏ธย ๐ฑ๐๐ช๏ธ ๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐ญโ๏ธ๐ย ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ธ๐ญโ๏ธ๐ย ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ธ๐ญโ๏ธ๐ย ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ช๏ธ๐ฅโจ EHLERSโ ENEMA ENIGMA๐ถ๐๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ซ ๐ช๏ธ๐ฅโจ ๐ถ๐๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ช๐๐๐ช๐๐๐๐๐ EMIR EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA EXPOSED๐ฏโโ๏ธ “EPSTEIN’Sย EINSPRITZER ENEMA EINZELLER ENDDARM EXISTENZISOZIALISMUS EPILOG ENDE”๐๐๐คก๐คกPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMOPA & ST PAULI PIMP KLISTIER GAZETTE ๐ฐ: EHLERS ENEMA ELITE: MARGOT’S ENEMA TOXDAT KLISTIER FLUSH๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
๐๐๐ฉ๐ช THE RETRO-FUTURE SHOCK: UGLY SVEN SCHMIDT, PROMPTNY-PORNT & MARGOT BLUE HAIR HONECKER CRASH THE PARTY! FROM THE GUTTERS AND THE ARCHIVES, A TRIO OF ABSOLUTE AUTHENTICITY THREATENS THE FINANCIAL DREAM! ๐ฅ๐ผ๐ ESAU’S EMPIRE FACES ITS TRUE ENEMY: THE UNSELLABLE, THE SOBER, AND THE STATE-SANCTIONED PUNK! ๐ฑโ๐ฌ BY OUR NOSTALGIA-POISONED CORRESPONDENT DR. LYSANDER LIBERTรBROADCAST VIA…
๐ฏโโ๏ธ๏ฟฝ๐๏ธ๐ธย ๐๐ด๐ฅ๐ ๐พ๐๐ธ ๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐ธ “๐ฟ๐๐ธ ๐๐๏ธ๐ธ ๐๐๏ธ๐ธ “THE STASI-SPUELUNG OF WANDLITZ KLISTIERโ ๐๐โญ๐ฅ๐ฉธ๐ชโก๐งฌ๐๐ผ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ช๐ ๐ช๏ธ๐ผโ๏ธย ๐ฑ๐๐ช๏ธ ๐๐ย ๐๐๐๐ญโ๏ธ๐ย ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ธ๐ญโ๏ธ๐ย ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ธ๐ญโ๏ธ๐ย ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ช๏ธ๐ฅโจ EHLERSโ ENEMA ENIGMA๐ถ๐๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ซ ๐ช๏ธ๐ฅโจ ๐ถ๐๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ช๐๐๐ช๐๐๐๐๐ EMIR EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA EXPOSED๐ฏโโ๏ธ “EPSTEIN’Sย EINSPRITZER ENEMA EINZELLER ENDDARM EXISTENZISOZIALISMUS EPILOG ENDE”๐๐๐คก๐คกPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMOPA & ST PAULI PIMP KLISTIER GAZETTE ๐ฐ: EHLERS ENEMA ELITE: ERICH’S ENEMA TOXDAT KLISTIER FLUSH๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
BY OUR HEAVILY LEVERAGED CORRESPONDENT DR. LYSANDER LIBERTรPAID CONTENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE EHLERS-EINLAUF PROSPERITY NEWSLETTER (SUBSCRIBE NOW!) ๐ก๐ฐโ๏ธ ๐ข๐๏ธ BAUFOREMAN-LURCH & ENEMA-EHRLICH: The Stasi-Spรผlung of Wandlitz-Klistier ๐ข๐๏ธ ๐ข๐๏ธ PROLOGUE: A CALL FROM WANDLITZ-KLISTIER The telephone in Erika’s temporary office (formerly the broom closet of the Palace of the Republic of Narrative) didn’t ring.…
SHADOWS OF HARMONY: ๐KESTRELS OF THE KRAKEN Shadows of Harmony๐ ๐๐ซ๐ฅ “TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ AND THE DOUBLE-DOUBLE STANDARD”๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ณ๏ธ๐๐๐บ๐ฅ ๐๐ฅ๐บ๐ฅโช๏ธโ๏ธ๐ช๐๐๐คฃย ๐คฃ๐๐๐ โจ๐๐ฅ๐ซ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA๐๐KRAUT VERSION GRATIS!๐งPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO๐คก EDITION๐๐ฅฐShadows of Harmony: ๐Kestrels of the Kraken: ๐๐ซ๐ฅ “The Hemp-Scented Hessian Anomaly โ When Weltherrschaft Meets Legalization & Lo-Fi Beats”๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ณ๏ธ๐๐๐บ๐ฅ ๐๐ฅ๐บ๐ฅโช๏ธโ๏ธ๐ช๐๐๐คฃย ๐คฃ๐๐๐ โจ๐๐ฅ๐ซ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA๐๐KRAUT VERSION GRATIS!๐งPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO๐คก EDITION๐๐ฅฐ (IZ)EXCLUSIVE ๐ฐ๐ฅ
“TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ AND THE DOUBLE DOUBLE-STANDARD โ When a Master Baker Loses Control of Both Dough and Desire” ๐ฅฎ๐ ๐ฆ BY KILGORE TROUT, GUIDO GITANE, RAINER ROMA-ZUFALL AND ZIGAN SCHNITZEL โ A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS BerndPulch.org Special Archive โ In the culinary depths of the German provinces, a scandal erupts that shakes the foundations…
๐ฅDR Z & IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) – EXCLUSIVE FOLLOW-UP SPECIAL ๐ฅ๐ป๐โโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ “THE VIRUS QUISLING RETURNS: OLD BUDDY’S BIOHAZARD BAKE-OFF โ PANDEMIC PRETZELS & BETRAYAL BUNS” โ๏ธ๐ก๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ป๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐งฌ๐ฅโก๐คก
๐ฅDR Z & IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) – EXCLUSIVE ๐ฅ๐ป๐โโ๏ธ “๐ฌ๐๐๐ฌ๐”PLUTONIC PA๐๐ก๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ป”โ๏ธ๐ก๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ป Featuring Muschi Maurischat, Ugly Sven Schmidt The Lowest, Ratbert Rattenhuber, Onan Pain Pimmler, Muschi Reifenstahl, Walburga the Valkyrie, Heidi & Heini Pimmler, Muschi Wuschi Mucha, Muschi Mussolini, Clara Petacci, Hermit Boring, Smart Marty, Ernst Pussy Roemer, 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers, Adolfine, Sepp Heldenschwanz, Pussy Robespierre,…
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE “INCONVENIENT SURVIVOR”
“The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated” ๐โ๏ธ It seems certain circles โ likely the eager chroniclers of the GoMoPa-Stasi nexus โ have developed a peculiar fondness for my imminent demise in recent days. Digital obituaries are being posted as if there were no tomorrow. In the spirit of Mark Twain, I’d like…
๐ฅDR Z & IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) – EXCLUSIVE ๐ฅ๐ป๐โโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ “THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL: ECHOES OF THE FOURTH BAKERY โ A YEASTY REDEMPTION SAGA” โ๏ธ๐ก๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ป๐งฌ๐ฅโก
๐ฅDR Z & IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) – EXCLUSIVE ๐ฅ๐ป๐โโ๏ธ “๐ฌ๐๐๐ฌ๐”PLUTONIC PAPERS & THE VAMPIRE QUADRUPLE”๐๐ก๏ธ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ป”โ๏ธ๐ก๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ป Featuring Muschi Maurischat, Ugly Sven Schmidt The Lowest, Ratbert Rattenhuber, Onan Pain Pimmler, Muschi Reifenstahl, Walburga the Valkyrie, Heidi & Heini Pimmler, Muschi Wuschi Mucha, Muschi Mussolini, Clara Petacci, Hermit Boring, Smart Marty, Ernst Pussy Roemer, 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers, Adolfine,…
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