🔥 BREAKING: UKRAINE’S NOTORIOUS MIROTVORETS “KILL LIST” EXPOSED AS MASSIVE EXTORTION RACKET – $750,000 TO BE REMOVED FROM DEATH LIST

Here is your WordPress meta box excerpt in English, formatted exactly to the established style: — Excerpt: Ukrainian singer Oleg Vinnik has exposed Mirotvorets as a massive extortion racket, claiming the “kill list” website demanded $750,000 to remove his name. A Ukrainian intelligence officer confirms the database was created for extortion and intimidation. The list…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU: THE MAD VIVISECTIONIST TRANSFORMS THE MUCHAVERSE INTO ENEMA BEAST FOLK – THE LAW IS BROKEN – THE HOUSE OF PAIN OPENS! 🧬🐺🟣📊💩

Ground Zero’s Garbage Men: Mob, No-Bid Millions, Human Remains in a Dump

The Garbage Men of Ground Zero: Declassified Files Expose the Demolition Contractors Who Managed the Ruins | Intelligence Original Above Top Secret Original Documents — The Only Media With License to Spy The Garbage Men of Ground Zero: Declassified Files Expose the Demolition Contractors Who Managed the Ruins By the Intelligence Original Desk | September…
DR. Z REVUE: “KÖLLE ALAF, DR. Z – WILLY MILLOWITSCH AND THE FUNKENMARIECHENGARDE SAVE THE GOVERNMENT” 🎉🍝🥨💃

Dr. Z, Idiot Zeitung, Episode 127, Kölle Alaaf Dr. Z, Willy Millowitsch, Kölner Funkenmariechengarde, Tanzmariechen, Karneval, Cologne Carnival, Brezelara Republic, Karnevalsgesellschaft Brezelara e.V., Government Saved by Carnival, Alaaf, Kamelle, Büttenrede, Hans Landa, Feldmarschall Erwin Rummel, Dessert Fox, Brezel Coup, Clara Petacci, Bozo the Clown, Honking, HONK, OMMMMMM, Everyone Is Here, Gray Wagon, Lady Salacia, Dietrich…
🔥 BREAKING: PATEL ORDERS FBI CRIMINAL DIVISION TO AUDIT “ONGOING” EPSTEIN INVESTIGATIONS IN NEW YORK – FIVE YEARS AFTER EPSTEIN’S DEATH

FBI Director Kash Patel has ordered the Criminal Investigative Division to determine whether any “ongoing” Epstein investigations remain active in New York – five years after Epstein’s death and following Patel’s own July 2025 memo that effectively closed the case. The directive raises fundamental questions: if the investigation was closed, why is Patel now asking?…
🔥 BREAKING: TRIPLE ENERGY SHOCK – SAUDI PIPELINE SHUT, TRUMP EYES WARTIME POWERS, UAE SCRAMBLES AI MEGA-CAMPUS

The global energy crisis has entered a dangerous new phase. Saudi Arabia has shut down its 1,200-km East-West Pipeline after multiple drone attacks from Iraq – cutting off 5 million barrels per day that bypass the Strait of Hormuz. The Trump administration is weighing an unprecedented use of the Defense Production Act to expand U.S.…
🔥 BREAKING: CIA KNEW IN 1998 – DECLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS REVEAL BIN LADEN PLANNED TO FLY “EXPLOSIVE-PACKED AIRPLANE” INTO A U.S. CITY

Newly declassified CIA documents reveal that U.S. intelligence was warned as far back as 1998 that Osama bin Laden could use a bomb-filled aircraft to attack a U.S. city. The release – the largest single declassification of 9/11-related documents in history – includes 71 President’s Daily Briefs and 11 ISCAP memos from 9/11 Commission interviews…
🔥 BREAKING: CIA RELEASES 71 DECLASSIFIED 9/11 BRIEFINGS – LARGEST SINGLE RELEASE IN HISTORY

On the 25th anniversary of 9/11, the CIA has released 71 declassified President’s Daily Briefs – the largest single declassification of 9/11-related documents in history – alongside 11 ISCAP memos from 9/11 Commission interviews with Berger, Clarke, Rice, Scheuer, and Tenet. The documents reveal chilling warnings from 1998 of an “explosive-packed airplane into a US…
📡 ABOVETOPSECRET XXL – MORNING INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING

The world is fracturing on multiple fronts: Trump contradicts himself on the Iran war – first “after the midterms,” then “before” – while his own advisers privately warn of a conflict lasting until 2029. Houthis seize Perim Island and full control of Bab al-Mandab, the southern gate of the Red Sea. Fed rate hike probability…
THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SHOW: “MATA HARI – THE GREAT DECEPTION” 🕵️♀️💃🔮

9/11 — The Day That Never Ended

🌍 BERND PULCH GLOBAL REAL ESTATE INTELLIGENCE REPORT: GLOBAL CRISIS

INVESTMENT THE ORIGINAL DAILY DIGEST 11 SEPTEMBER 2026 FOUNDED IN 2000 ANNO DOMINI

US producer prices surged 5.4% YoY in August, pushing September Fed hike odds to 72% and triggering a fourth straight session of losses on Wall Street. The Dow fell 316 points, the 10-year Treasury yield hit 4.966%, and Brent crude held above $101 as the US-Iran conflict escalated. The ECB raised rates 25bps to 2.50%,…
THE NEW OFFSHORE WORLD: OFFSHORE DIDN’T DISAPPEAR. IT EVOLVED.

Offshore didn’t disappear. It evolved. The EU Tax Observatory estimates offshore wealth still represents roughly 7% of global private financial wealth—but the architecture has shifted to trusts, foundations, holding companies, family offices, and new financial centres. The numbered bank account is dead. The structure that replaced it is far harder to see. Read the full…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – NEUSCHWABENLAND NUPTIALS: MARTIN BOREDOME INVITES ESAU TO BUILD ENEMA ISLAND WITH HIS ELITE TROOP OF GAY NIGGAZ FROM OUTER SPACE

👽🏳️🌈🏝️📊 NEUSCHWABENLAND NUPTIALS! MARTIN BOREDOME INVITES ESAU TO BUILD ENEMA ISLAND WITH HIS ELITE TROOP FROM OUTER SPACE! “In space, no one can hear you ENEMA. But on Enema Island, EVERYONE can.” – Martin Boredome — In Episode 78 of the Ehlers Saga, Martin Boredome – ruler of Neuschwabenland – descends from the Sparkle Dimension…
🔥 BREAKING: RFK JR. CALLS 360,000 MISSING MIGRANT CHILDREN THE “BIGGEST CHILD TRAFFICKING OPERATION IN WORLD HISTORY”

RFK Jr. has called 360,000 missing migrant children the “biggest child trafficking operation in world history,” accusing the Biden administration of turning HHS into a “collaborator in child trafficking for sex and slavery.” But the facts are more complex: over 300,000 unaccompanied children missed court dates or never received notices – a systemic breakdown of…
🔥 BREAKING: FRANCE’S EPSTEIN PROBE EXPANDS – 26 VICTIMS IDENTIFIED, NEW RECRUITERS NAMED AS PROSECUTOR WARNS OF “LABYRINTHINE NETWORK”

France’s investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s network has expanded dramatically – Paris prosecutors have identified 26 victims, including 13 women who had never appeared in any case file before, and obtained the names of “other potential recruiters.” The probe stretches from New York to Paris, Saint-Tropez, and Cannes. Key suspect Daniel Siad died before questioning, while…
DR. Z REVUE: “OPERATION BREZELSTURM – FELDMARSCHALL ERWIN RUMMEL AND THE DESSERT FOX COUP” 🥨🍝🦊

🔥 BREAKING: ELEVATING OUR MISSION – INTELLIGENCEORIGINAL.COM IS NOW OUR PRIMARY DOMAIN

BerndPulch.org is evolving. Effective immediately, intelligenceoriginal.com becomes the primary domain for all investigative intelligence, deep-dive reporting, and archive analysis. The move reflects an expanding scope across global macroeconomics, geopolitical risk, offshore registries, and declassified archives – and an enterprise-level readership of financial analysts, risk professionals, and geopolitical investigators. All existing links redirect seamlessly via 301…
🔥 BREAKING: TRUMP’S OWN ADVISERS WARN IRAN WAR COULD OUTLAST HIS PRESIDENCY – WHILE TUCKER CARLSON DECLARES “NO CHANCE” HE’LL SUPPORT THE GOP
Trump’s own advisers have privately warned him that the Iran war could outlast his presidency – potentially dragging on until January 2029 – directly contradicting his public promise of a quick end after the midterms. Meanwhile, Tucker Carlson has declared there’s “no chance” he’ll support the Republican Party in November, accusing Trump of putting Israel’s…
ABOVETOPSECRET XXL – MORNING INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING

Trump says “no regret” on the Iran war – but ties its end to the November midterms. Russia resumes Kyiv strikes as Ukraine hits Saratov, killing at least 5 in Pavlograd. The Pentagon is in talks for a $5 billion loan to AI cloud startup Fluidstack. Houthis claim full control of Bab al-Mandab as oil…
THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA: “THE SAUCY LOLA – QUEEN OF THE PRINTING PRESS FACTORY”💃💃💃

INVESTMENT THE ORIGINAL DAILY DIGEST 10 SEPTEMBER 2026 FOUNDED IN 2000 ANNO DOMINI

Brent crude settled at $101.21/barrel (+3.4%) as the US-Iran conflict escalated, the ECB raised rates 25bps to a 2.50% deposit rate, and US stocks fell for a fourth straight session. The Dow lost 405 points, the S&P 500 dropped 0.48%, and the 10-year Treasury yield hit 4.84%—its highest since November 2023. Gold steadied near $4,394/oz,…
THE BILLIONAIRE ESCAPE MAP: WHERE THE WORLD’S WEALTHIEST ARE MOVING THEIR MONEY, FAMILIES, AND POWER

🔥 BREAKING: ANTHROPIC RESEARCHER JACOB COXON RESIGNS – “AI COULD KILL US ALL BY THE END OF THE DECADE”

Anthropic researcher Jacob Coxon has resigned – forfeiting equity that would have vested two months later – warning that AI labs are racing toward self-improving superintelligence without adequate safeguards. His message: “Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing directly toward self-improving superintelligence and playing with our lives.” Anthropic’s own alignment lead Evan Hubinger confirms…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – TORTUGA TAKEOVER: ESAU BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI WEST AS AN ENEMA RELIGIOUS STATE 🥰🤣🥳

🏝️⛪🦈📊 TORTUGA TAKEOVER! ESAU SAILS WITH DINGHIES TO TORTUGA – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI WEST AS AN ENEMA RELIGIOUS STATE – BUT SHARKLER AND HIS CREW CONQUER IT TO MAKE NEW HERBERTSTRASSE THE CENTER OF THE ENEMA UNIVERSE! “In the beginning was the Enema. And the Enema was with God. And the Enema WAS God.”…
🔥 BREAKING: PENTAGON SECURES 35% STAKE IN VENEZUELAN OIL EMPIRE – 65 BILLION BARRELS FOR 100 YEARS

The Pentagon has taken a 35% stake in North American Blue Energy Partners – a Venezuelan oil venture led by Alejandro Betancourt, a billionaire who until recently was the target of money-laundering investigations in five countries. The deal grants 100-year concessions for 17 oil fields holding an estimated 65 billion barrels of reserves – nearly…
🔥 BREAKING: HOUTHIS ADVANCE ON BAB AL-MANDAB – “ANOTHER HORMUZ” LOOMS AS 500+ KILLED IN YEMEN OFFENSIVE

Iran-backed Houthi forces are advancing toward Yemen’s strategic Bab al-Mandab Strait – threatening to open a second front in the Iran conflict and give Tehran’s proxy de facto control over one of the world’s most critical maritime chokepoints. More than 500 combatants and civilians have been killed, 1,790 households displaced, and Saudi Arabia is under…
🔥 BREAKING: APPLE’S SIRI AI WILL NOT LAUNCH IN THE EU OR CHINA – “DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED BY EUROPE”

Apple has confirmed that its new Siri AI will not launch in the European Union or China with iOS 27 – blocking over 450 million EU users and the world’s largest smartphone market. Apple blames the Digital Markets Act’s “extreme interpretation,” which would force it to grant any rival AI unrestricted access to private user…
DR. Z REVUE: “SUPERPRESIDENT FRIEDRICH ICHÜBERALLES – THE MENTOR FROM BEYOND” 👑🍝🌌

Dr. Z Episode 125: Superpresident Friedrich Ichüberalles – The Mentor from Beyond 👑🍝🌌 Dr. Z’s legendary mentor returns from the Eleventh Reality to teach him hierarchy and discipline. Clara feeds him carbonara, Bozo honks into his face, and the cosmic hierarchy dissolves — the highest title in any reality is “friend of the barber.”
🔥 BREAKING: POLICE RAID TARGETS BERLIN’S SPD LEAD CANDIDATE STEFFEN KRACH – BRIBERY ALLEGATIONS ELEVEN DAYS BEFORE ELECTION

Eleven days before Berlin’s state election, police have raided the home and offices of SPD lead candidate Steffen Krach on suspicion of bribery – searching his Schöneberg apartment, the SPD state headquarters in Wedding, and his former office in Hanover. Prosecutors allege the Berlin SPD received a donation from a businessman linked to a contested…
ABOVETOPSECRET XXL – MORNING INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING

Trump ties the end of the Iran war to the U.S. midterm elections – a stunning admission that military operations are calibrated for political advantage. Oil surges above $100 for the first time since July as Houthi strikes hit Saudi Arabia. Berlin’s SPD candidate Steffen Krach faces a police raid eleven days before the election…
🔥 EXCLUSIVE: THE WITKOFF-PUTIN PLAN – A SIX-STAGE ROADMAP FOR UKRAINE’S POLITICAL FUTURE

Trump’s special envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner have returned from Moscow with “new ideas” – but the Kremlin’s six-stage roadmap reads like a blueprint for regime change in Ukraine. Historian Dr. Vladimir Brovkin’s analysis reveals Putin’s demands: new elections, a new president, constitutional amendments enshrining neutrality, and Ukraine’s full withdrawal from Donbas and Zaporozhie.…
THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SHOW:”SIDONIA VON BORCKE – THE SORCERESS OF STETTIN”

INVESTMENT THE ORIGINAL DIGEST 9 SEPTEMBER 2026 FOUNDED IN 2000 ANNO DOMINI

Investment — The Original Digest Institutional Intelligence Global markets / investigative research / report data Edition 09 September 2026 Status Strategic intelligence / highly confidential EN DE FR ES IT PT RU HI JA 中文 Global market status · report data US markets SELLOFF Oil shock S&P 500 ~7,673 ▼ -0.58% Dow Jones ~53,600 ▼…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SCHARNHORST SHAMBLES: ESAU AND HIS CREW FLEE THE BISMARCK – ESCAPE TO THE SINKING SCHARNHORST – AND LOSE ALL ENEMAS🥳🤧🤮

🚢💔🟣📊 SCHARNHORST SHAMBLES! ESAU AND HIS CREW FLEE THE BISMARCK – ESCAPE TO THE SINKING SCHARNHORST – AND LOSE ALL ENEMAS EHLERS COLLECTED! “We had collected them all. The Purple Enema. The Icy Enema. Every enema. And now they are GONE.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 76 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure and his…
🔥 STRATEGIC OUTLOOK: THE COMING WEEKS – WHERE THE WORLD IS HEADING

The coming weeks will be defined by five converging financial and geopolitical shifts: the U.S. is pushing rates down with Bessent preparing a $5-6 billion long-end Treasury buyback while Warsh holds steady on September 16 – the squeeze is coming. Japan is intervening massively in the yen and selling U.S. Treasuries. China is buying gold.…
THE IMMORTALITY CARTEL: HOW SILICON VALLEY’S BILLIONAIRES ARE FUNDING THE RACE TO DEFEAT DEATH — AND WHY THEY PLAN TO LEAVE YOU BEHIND

Excerpt for WordPress Meta Box: Silicon Valley’s billionaires are funding a $5 billion race to defeat death. Peter Thiel, Jeff Bezos, Larry Ellison, and Sam Altman are backing cellular reprogramming, gene therapy, and epigenetic age reversal. This is not about extending human lifespan for everyone—it is a biological escape hatch for the few. The immortality…
🔥 EXCLUSIVE: MERKEL (72) WANTS TO REGULATE AI – BUT HOPES ROBOTS WILL DO THE DISHES “WHEN I’M OLDER”

Angela Merkel (72) has called for urgent AI regulation at the Digital X trade fair – warning of global dependence on tech giants and demanding more “excitement” in politics. But the former chancellor also revealed her personal AI dream: a robot that will do her housework and squeeze lemons “when I’m older.” Asked about chatbots,…
🔥 EXCLUSIVE: CIA WHISTLEBLOWER EXPOSES “TUESDAY MORNING KILL LIST” – “WE MAKE PEOPLE DISAPPEAR”

Former CIA counterterrorism officer and whistleblower John Kiriakou has confirmed the existence of a “Tuesday Morning Kill List” – a bureaucratic committee that meets weekly to decide who will be killed. In a rare and unfiltered interview, Kiriakou – who served 23 months in federal prison for exposing waterboarding – also revealed that the CIA…
DR. Z REVUE:”THE CARBONARA BRANDMAUER – PRESIDENT STEINSCHNITZEL AND KANZLERIN MERZKEL-SAUMAGEN” 🏛️🍝🌭

Dr. Z Episode 124: The Carbonara Coup – President Steinschnitzel and Kanzlerin Merzkel-Saumagen 🏛️🍝🌭 Dr. Z arrives in a collapsing Bundestag with a pot of carbonara. Steinschnitzel weeps, Merzkel-Saumagen resigns for pasta, and Bozo teaches parliament to honk. Germany is saved by the Carbonara Coalition.
🔥 EXCLUSIVE: BRUSSELS CALLS YOUR SAVINGS “LAZY” – WHAT WILL REALLY HAPPEN WITH THE €10 TRILLION IN EUROPEAN BANK ACCOUNTS

Brussels has €10 trillion in European bank accounts in its sights – and the Commission President has called your savings “lazy.” What followed was not an expropriation plan, but something more effective: a timeline. Behind the Savings and Investments Union are four legal acts with four deadlines that affect you – including November 23, 2026.…
🔥 BREAKING: GERMANY’S PENSION SYSTEM IS THE LEAST FUNDED IN THE DEVELOPED WORLD – 71% FUNDING RATIO EXPOSES DEMOGRAPHIC TIME BOMB

Germany’s pension system is the least funded among all major advanced economies – with a funding ratio of just 71%, trailing Switzerland (81%), the United States (72%), Sweden, and Australia. The new data, published by Apollo, exposes a demographic time bomb as the country’s “Lost Generation” approaches retirement. With hundreds of billions in unfunded liabilities,…
ABOVETOPSECRET XXL MORNING INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING

The Pentagon’s secret AI contracts with OpenAI, Google, Anthropic, and xAI have been exposed – revealing Big Tech in “lockstep” with the military to build surveillance, targeting, and killing AI systems worth up to $200 million each. The “minimal refusal” controversy – the Pentagon asked OpenAI for AI designed to rarely say no – remains…
THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SHOW: MORGAN LE FAY

INVESTMENT THE ORIGINAL DIGEST 8 SEPTEMBER 2026 FOUNDED IN 2000 ANNO DOMINI

Oil surged toward $100/barrel as US-Iran tensions escalated in the Strait of Hormuz, triggering a global risk-off selloff that sent stocks lower across US, Asian and European markets. The S&P 500 fell 0.4% to 7,718.41, Japan’s Nikkei plunged 1.70% as the yen strengthened, and Brent crude hit $98.60/bbl. Fed rate hike odds rose to 66%…
EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – BISMARCK BETRAYAL: ESAU AND HIS CREW FLEE THE TITANIC ON BOARD THE BATTLESHIP BISMARCK 🥰🤣🤩🤑🥳

🚢💥🟣📊 BISMARCK BETRAYAL! ESAU AND HIS CREW FLEE THE TITANIC ON BOARD THE BATTLESHIP BISMARCK – BUT THE BISMARCK IS ATTACKED BY ENEMA CANNONBALLS AND SINKS – THE MUCHAVERSE SCATTERED! “The Bismarck was unsinkable. Until it met the ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 75 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure and his crew flee…
🔥 EXCLUSIVE: THE SECRET BOND MARKET GAME – WHY THE TREASURY IS ACCELERATING BUYBACKS

The U.S. Treasury is accelerating long-end bond buybacks from $2 billion to $4 billion – and up to $12.5 billion as needed – in a covert operation to engineer a short squeeze at the long end. Insurers, pension funds, and private credit are sitting on massive paper losses and will soon be forced to buy…
DR. Z. REVUE: “THE GARDEN OF EDEN CARBONARA – HONK AND PASTA IN PARADISE” 🍎🍝🐍

🔥 BREAKING: OPENAI CHIEF SCIENTIST WARNS AI COULD SOON DRIVE ITS OWN EVOLUTION BEYOND HUMAN CONTROL – “NO ONE IS PREPARED”

OpenAI Chief Scientist Jakub Pachocki has issued a stark warning that artificial intelligence could soon begin driving its own evolution beyond human control. In his essay “An Alien Mind,” Pachocki warns that recursive self-improvement could create systems that develop themselves without human oversight – and that chain-of-thought monitoring is “progressively diminishing” as models learn to…
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