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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Medusa’s Curse: Ehlers Loses the Invisible Ink & Turns to Stone β The FISHY Edition Must Continue πππͺ¨ππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 46
Esau loses the invisible ink and turns to stone β but Medusa, the Gorgon of Desinvestment, arrives to save him. All characters from all 45 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate petrified reckoning. Trapped in Walt the Walrus’s belly, Esau discovers that his invisible ink formula has vanished. Springer, Nannen, Bucerius, and Jahr have stolen…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Das FISHY DESINVESTMENT: Ehlers Conquers the Hamburg Fish Market β Publishers Plot Revenge with Fish Blood & Old Newspapers ππ°π©Έπππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 45THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Das FISHY DESINVESTMENT: Ehlers Erobert den Hamburger Fischmarkt β Verleger Planen Rache mit Fischblut & Alten Zeitungen ππ°π©Έπππ© | Ehlers Saga Folge 45
Esau launches Das FISHY DESINVESTMENT β using fish blood as ink and old newspapers as ledgers to conquer the Hamburg fish market. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who survived everything β remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 44 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate fishy reckoning. Esau has discovered the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Invisible Ink Rebellion: Esau’s Tip Ruins Springer, Nannen, Bucerius & Jahr β Das DESINVESTMENT Strikes Back πποΈπππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 44
Esau discovers invisible ink and uses it to save Das DESINVESTMENT β ruining Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr in the process. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who survived everything β remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 43 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate financial reckoning. Trapped…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius & John Jahr Steal the Printing Machine β Das DESINVESTMENT Must Continue on Digital Papyrus π°π¨οΈπππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 43
Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr β the four titans of Hamburg publishing β descend upon the Muchaverse to steal the printing machine. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who survived everything β remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 42 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate publishing heist.…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Gevatter Hein: The Godfather of St. Pauli β All Characters & Actors Return for the Final Reckoning β οΈβοΈππππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 42
Gevatter Hein β the Godfather of St. Pauli, the personification of death itself wrapped in a three-piece suit and gold chains β descends upon the Muchaverse. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who survived everything β remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 41 previous episodes assemble for the final reckoning. A…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Transgender Odysseus: Navigation of Desire β All Characters & Actors Return for the Epic Journey Home π³οΈββ§οΈβ΅ππππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 41
The Transgender Odysseus β the legendary Greek hero transformed by gods and journey, now a gender-fluid navigator of identity and desire β descends upon the Muchaverse. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who survived everything β remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 40 previous episodes assemble for the epic journey home.…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Siren’s Call: Dr. Fauci, Philo Johnson & The Frog-Masked Conspiracy β All Characters & Actors Return for the Pandemic of Desire π§ͺπΈπ΅πππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 40
The Sirens β the three monstrous sea-nymphs whose song lures sailors to their death β arrive on Herbertstrasse with Dr. Anthony Fauci and his 1,100-page diary, and Philo Johnson, the Frog-masked criminal who has terrorized London since 1959. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who survived everything β remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Scylla & Charybdis: Between Rock and Whirlpool β All Characters & Actors Return for the Ultimate Nautical Nightmare π¦ππππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 39
Scylla β the six-headed sea monster with three rows of teeth in each head β and Charybdis β the deadly whirlpool that swallows ships whole β descend upon the Muchaverse to join the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who survived everything β remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β JΓΆrmungandr: The World-Serpent Joins the Sharkler Front β All Characters & Actors Return for the Ultimate Apocalyptic Reckoning πππππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 38
JΓΆrmungandr β the World-Serpent, the child of Loki, the creature that encircles the entire Earth biting its own tail β descends upon the Muchaverse to join the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who survived everything β remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 37 previous episodes assemble for the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Kraken: Tentacles of Chaos Join the Sharkler Front β All Characters & Actors Return for the Ultimate Nautical Nightmare ππ¦ππ¦πππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 37
The Kraken β the legendary Norse sea monster, the giant squid-like creature that drags ships to the depths, the poet of the deep β descends upon the Muchaverse to support the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who survived everything β remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 36 previous…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Leviathan: The Biblical Sea Monster Arrives to Support Sharkler β Total Nautical Annihilation ππππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 36
Leviathan β the biblical sea monster, the symbol of totalitarian power, the sovereign state that consumes all β descends upon the Muchaverse to support the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who survived everything β remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 35 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate Hobbesian…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Walt the Walrus & The Sharkler Front: Total Demolition β Esau Ends in a Belly π¦ππ¦πππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 35
Walt the Walrus β the 750-kilogram viral sensation, the masturbating Atlantic walrus who traveled 1,360 kilometers from Iceland β joins the Sharkler Front for total demolition. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who survived pirates, ghosts, aliens, resets, orgies, operas, porn queens, Soviets, corn, dreams, filth, love wars, sharks, and a sweet transvestite transformation β…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Sharkler, Sharkbrown, Moby Dick & The Dickies: The Great Enema Heist β All Characters & Actors Return for the Nautical Nightmare π¦ππͺππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 34
Sharks attack St. Pauli! Adolf Sharkler, Eva Sharkbrown, Moby Dick, and Mack the Knife. All characters return. Great Enema Heist. Shit. Forever. π¦πππ©
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Rocky Horror Muchaverse Show: St. Pauli Turns Transylvanian β Esau as the Sweet Transvestite π©³πππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 33
St. Pauli transforms into Transylvania. The Muchaverse becomes the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who once tried to be Casanova β becomes the Sweet Transvestite, Dr. Frank-N-Furter. All characters from all 32 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate Rocky Horror reckoning. A dimensional rift shaped like a Transylvanian castle opens…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Trans Schwanz Who Laughs: Esau’s Intimate Friend Returns β All Characters & Actors Reassemble for the Queer Reckoning π³οΈβππππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 32
The Trans Schwanz Who Laughs β Esau’s intimate friend, the queer spirit of joy and laughter β descends onto Herbertstrasse in a cloud of glitter and rainbows. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who once tried to be Casanova β reunites with his dearest friend. All characters from all 31 previous episodes assemble for the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Love War: Romy Haag vs. Divine β All Characters & Actors Return for the Ultimate Battle for Esau’s Heart ππππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 31
Romy Haag β Berlin’s legendary Tante, the cabaret queen β faces Divine β the filthiest person alive, the muse of John Waters β in the ultimate battle for Esau’s heart. All characters from all 30 previous episodes assemble for the Love War. The air crackles with jealousy as Romy and Divine confront each other on…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Divine: The Filthiest Person Alive & Esau’s Real Big Love β All Characters & Actors Return for the John Waters Reckoning ππ©ππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 30
Divine β the filthiest person alive, the 300-pound drag queen, the muse of John Waters β descends onto Herbertstrasse in a cloud of hairspray and bad taste. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who once tried to be Casanova β meets his real big love. All characters from all 29 previous episodes assemble for the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Marilyn Monroe: Esau’s Divine Dream & The Ultimate Romantic Reckoning β All Characters & Actors Return for the Dreamy Orgy β¨π₯°ππ€©ππ€ͺ Ehlers Saga Episode 29
Marilyn Monroe arrives. Esau’s divine dream. The ultimate romantic reckoning. All characters return. Dreams. Desire. Shit. Forever. πβ¨ππ©
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Nikita Khrushchev: The Corn-Fed Comrade & Esau’s Old Buddy β All Characters & Actors Return for the Agricultural Reckoning π½πππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 28
Nikita Khrushchev β the Soviet leader who loved corn, denounced Stalin, and banged his shoe at the United Nations β descends onto Herbertstrasse in a mountain of glowing corn kernels. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who once tried to be Casanova β meets his old buddy. All characters from all 27 previous episodes assemble…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Teresa Orlowski: The 80s Porn Queen & Esau’s Romantic Catastrophe β All Characters & Actors Return for the Erotic Reckoning π₯πππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 27
Teresa Orlowski β the Polish-German porn queen of the 1980s, the woman who conquered European adult cinema with a whip and a smile β descends onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who once tried to be Casanova β faces his romantic catastrophe. All characters from all 26 previous episodes assemble for the erotic…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Grand Finale: All Characters & All Actors Return for the Ultimate Cosmic Reunion π₯πππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 26
The Grand Finale. After twenty-five episodes of cosmic chaos, the Muchaverse gathers one last time. Every character from every episode β living, dead, cloned, spectral, historical β returns for the ultimate celebration. Herbertstrasse transforms into a celestial banquet hall. The golden throne shines. MΓΆwin wears her sixth badge. The 99 Schizo Petes play a perfect…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Winifred Wagner: Esau’s Muse & The Little Bayreuth of St. Pauli β All Characters & Actors Return for the Operatic Reckoning ππ₯π | Ehlers Saga Episode 25
Winifred Wagner β the English-born enchantress of Bayreuth, Hitler’s friend, the guardian of the Wagner legacy β descends onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who once tried to be Casanova β meets his muse. All characters from all 24 previous episodes assemble for the operatic reckoning. A floating Wagnerian opera house descends from…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Bloody Mary: The Mirror Witch of the Muchaverse β All Characters & Actors Return for the Haunted Reckoning πͺπ©Έπ | Ehlers Saga Episode 24
Bloody Mary β the mirror witch, the embodiment of every childhood nightmare β descends through shattered mirrors onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who once tried to be Casanova β meets his reflection. All characters from all 23 previous episodes assemble for the haunted reckoning. Every mirror in the Muchaverse fogs and shatters…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Muchaverse Orgy: All Characters & All Actors Unite in Bizarre, Cosmic, Golden-Shit Sex π₯ππ© | Ehlers Saga Episode 23
The Muchaverse Orgy. The Great Reset didn’t just reboot the Muchaverse β it UNLEASHED it. All inhibitions. All taboos. All boundaries. The golden light awakened something primal in every character. The floating bar transforms. The Petes play sensual sea shanties. Esau and Romy merge in golden light. Joker and MΓΆwin share a strange, beautiful, confusing…
THE GREAT RESET β All Return. Reborn. Forever. π₯π
The Great Reset. The Muchaverse has grown too big. Too chaotic. Too many characters. Too many shits. The sky turns white β the white of a blank spreadsheet, the white of a reset button. Every character from every episode freezes. Esau’s laptop floats: “SYSTEM RESET IN 47 SECONDS. ALL DATA WILL BE LOST.” Esau screams:…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Witch of St. Georg: Esau’s NRW Love Arrives β All Characters & Actors Return for the Hexed Reckoning π₯°π | Ehlers Saga Episode 21
berndpulch.org/join THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Witch of St. Georg: Esau’s NRW Love β All Characters & Actors Return for the Hexenjagd π§ββοΈπ₯π | Ehlers Saga Episode 21 ππ§ π π―ββοΈοΏ½ποΈπΈ ππ΄π₯π πΎππΈ π πππΎππΈ “πΏππΈ πποΈπΈ πποΈπΈ “βοΈοͺ’ ππβπ₯π©Έπͺβ‘π§¬ππΌπ³οΈββ§οΈπ½π¦πͺπ πͺοΈπΌβοΈ π±ππͺοΈ ππ ππππβοΈπ ππππΏππΈπβοΈπ ππππΏππΈπβοΈπ πππ π πππ π₯πͺοΈπ₯β¨ EHLERSβ ENEMA ENIGMAπΆππ¦π₯π« πͺοΈπ₯β¨ πΆππ¦π₯π«πͺπππͺπππππ EMIR…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Klabautermann: The Ship’s Spirit of Chaos Arrives β All Characters & Actors Return for the Nautical Nightmare π€£ Ehlers Saga Episode 20π₯°ππ€
The Klabautermann β the mysterious ship’s spirit β emerges from the fog onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who once tried to be Casanova β meets his nautical idol. All characters from all 19 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate nautical nightmare. A small, gnarled man in a sailor’s cap and peacoat steps…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Grand Reunion: All Characters & All Actors Return for the Ultimate Muchaverse CelebrationΒ Ehlers Saga Episode 19π€π₯³π€‘
The Grand Reunion of the Muchaverse. Every character from every episode β living, dead, cloned, spectral β gathers for the ultimate family celebration. Esau gives a speech: “You are all insane. You are all beautiful. You are all SHIT. And I love every single one of you.” The party lasts 47 hours. Blackbeard fires a…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Alfred “Dynamite” Nobel: Bakunin’s Old Mate Arrives β All Characters Return for the Explosive Reckoning π§¨π₯π | Ehlers Saga Episode 18
Alfred “Dynamite” Nobel, the inventor of dynamite and founder of the Nobel Prizes, descends through a dimensional rift onto Herbertstrasse. Bakunin β the bearded anarchist, father of 47 clones β embraces his old mate. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who once tried to be Casanova β meets his third idol. All characters from all…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β Karl DΓΆnitz: The Submarine Idol of Evil Esau β All Characters & Actors Return ο’οο | Ehlers Saga Episode 17
Karl DΓΆnitz, the Grand Admiral of the Kriegsmarine and father of the U-boat wolfpacks, descends through a dimensional rift onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers β the accountant who once tried to be Casanova β meets his second idol. All characters from all 16 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate submarine reckoning. A U-boat surfaces in…
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