Tag: Casanova Delusion

Esau thinks he’s Casanova. With his “Optimization Model” (Column 47, 99.7% success rate), he plans to seduce seven women from Helgoland. HafenHure, Ursila, Salome, Rosa, Pussy, and the Mermaid crush him day after day – with herring juice, a filed death certificate, knife dancing, potato DNA, a slave contract, and near-drowning. On the seventh day,…