THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Medusa’s Curse: Ehlers Loses the Invisible Ink & Turns to Stone – The FISHY Edition Must Continue 🐍📜🪨📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 46
Esau loses the invisible ink and turns to stone – but Medusa, the Gorgon of Desinvestment, arrives to save him. All characters from all 45 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate petrified reckoning. Trapped in Walt the Walrus’s belly, Esau discovers that his invisible ink formula has vanished. Springer, Nannen, Bucerius, and Jahr have stolen…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Das FISHY DESINVESTMENT: Ehlers Conquers the Hamburg Fish Market – Publishers Plot Revenge with Fish Blood & Old Newspapers 🐟📰🩸💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 45THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Das FISHY DESINVESTMENT: Ehlers Erobert den Hamburger Fischmarkt – Verleger Planen Rache mit Fischblut & Alten Zeitungen 🐟📰🩸💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Folge 45
Esau launches Das FISHY DESINVESTMENT – using fish blood as ink and old newspapers as ledgers to conquer the Hamburg fish market. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 44 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate fishy reckoning. Esau has discovered the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Invisible Ink Rebellion: Esau’s Tip Ruins Springer, Nannen, Bucerius & Jahr – Das DESINVESTMENT Strikes Back 📜🖊️💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 44
Esau discovers invisible ink and uses it to save Das DESINVESTMENT – ruining Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr in the process. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 43 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate financial reckoning. Trapped…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius & John Jahr Steal the Printing Machine – Das DESINVESTMENT Must Continue on Digital Papyrus 📰🖨️💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 43
Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr – the four titans of Hamburg publishing – descend upon the Muchaverse to steal the printing machine. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 42 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate publishing heist.…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Gevatter Hein: The Godfather of St. Pauli – All Characters & Actors Return for the Final Reckoning ☠️⛓️💀👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 42
Gevatter Hein – the Godfather of St. Pauli, the personification of death itself wrapped in a three-piece suit and gold chains – descends upon the Muchaverse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 41 previous episodes assemble for the final reckoning. A…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Transgender Odysseus: Navigation of Desire – All Characters & Actors Return for the Epic Journey Home 🏳️⚧️⛵🌊👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 41
The Transgender Odysseus – the legendary Greek hero transformed by gods and journey, now a gender-fluid navigator of identity and desire – descends upon the Muchaverse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 40 previous episodes assemble for the epic journey home.…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Siren’s Call: Dr. Fauci, Philo Johnson & The Frog-Masked Conspiracy – All Characters & Actors Return for the Pandemic of Desire 🧪🐸🎵👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 40
The Sirens – the three monstrous sea-nymphs whose song lures sailors to their death – arrive on Herbertstrasse with Dr. Anthony Fauci and his 1,100-page diary, and Philo Johnson, the Frog-masked criminal who has terrorized London since 1959. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Scylla & Charybdis: Between Rock and Whirlpool – All Characters & Actors Return for the Ultimate Nautical Nightmare 🦀🌊👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 39
Scylla – the six-headed sea monster with three rows of teeth in each head – and Charybdis – the deadly whirlpool that swallows ships whole – descend upon the Muchaverse to join the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Jörmungandr: The World-Serpent Joins the Sharkler Front – All Characters & Actors Return for the Ultimate Apocalyptic Reckoning 🐍🌍👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 38
Jörmungandr – the World-Serpent, the child of Loki, the creature that encircles the entire Earth biting its own tail – descends upon the Muchaverse to join the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 37 previous episodes assemble for the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Kraken: Tentacles of Chaos Join the Sharkler Front – All Characters & Actors Return for the Ultimate Nautical Nightmare 🐙🦈🐋🦭👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 37
The Kraken – the legendary Norse sea monster, the giant squid-like creature that drags ships to the depths, the poet of the deep – descends upon the Muchaverse to support the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 36 previous…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Leviathan: The Biblical Sea Monster Arrives to Support Sharkler – Total Nautical Annihilation 🐋👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 36
Leviathan – the biblical sea monster, the symbol of totalitarian power, the sovereign state that consumes all – descends upon the Muchaverse to support the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 35 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate Hobbesian…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Walt the Walrus & The Sharkler Front: Total Demolition – Esau Ends in a Belly 🦭🐋🦈💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 35
Walt the Walrus – the 750-kilogram viral sensation, the masturbating Atlantic walrus who traveled 1,360 kilometers from Iceland – joins the Sharkler Front for total demolition. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived pirates, ghosts, aliens, resets, orgies, operas, porn queens, Soviets, corn, dreams, filth, love wars, sharks, and a sweet transvestite transformation –…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Sharkler, Sharkbrown, Moby Dick & The Dickies: The Great Enema Heist – All Characters & Actors Return for the Nautical Nightmare 🦈🐋🔪📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 34
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Rocky Horror Muchaverse Show: St. Pauli Turns Transylvanian – Esau as the Sweet Transvestite 🩳👄📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 33
St. Pauli transforms into Transylvania. The Muchaverse becomes the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – becomes the Sweet Transvestite, Dr. Frank-N-Furter. All characters from all 32 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate Rocky Horror reckoning. A dimensional rift shaped like a Transylvanian castle opens…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Trans Schwanz Who Laughs: Esau’s Intimate Friend Returns – All Characters & Actors Reassemble for the Queer Reckoning 🏳️🌈😂📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 32
The Trans Schwanz Who Laughs – Esau’s intimate friend, the queer spirit of joy and laughter – descends onto Herbertstrasse in a cloud of glitter and rainbows. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – reunites with his dearest friend. All characters from all 31 previous episodes assemble for the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Divine: The Filthiest Person Alive & Esau’s Real Big Love – All Characters & Actors Return for the John Waters Reckoning 💄🐩📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 30
Divine – the filthiest person alive, the 300-pound drag queen, the muse of John Waters – descends onto Herbertstrasse in a cloud of hairspray and bad taste. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – meets his real big love. All characters from all 29 previous episodes assemble for the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Marilyn Monroe: Esau’s Divine Dream & The Ultimate Romantic Reckoning – All Characters & Actors Return for the Dreamy Orgy ✨🥰😍🤩😘🤪 Ehlers Saga Episode 29
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Nikita Khrushchev: The Corn-Fed Comrade & Esau’s Old Buddy – All Characters & Actors Return for the Agricultural Reckoning 🌽👞📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 28
Nikita Khrushchev – the Soviet leader who loved corn, denounced Stalin, and banged his shoe at the United Nations – descends onto Herbertstrasse in a mountain of glowing corn kernels. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – meets his old buddy. All characters from all 27 previous episodes assemble…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Teresa Orlowski: The 80s Porn Queen & Esau’s Romantic Catastrophe – All Characters & Actors Return for the Erotic Reckoning 🔥💋📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 27
Teresa Orlowski – the Polish-German porn queen of the 1980s, the woman who conquered European adult cinema with a whip and a smile – descends onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – faces his romantic catastrophe. All characters from all 26 previous episodes assemble for the erotic…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Grand Finale: All Characters & All Actors Return for the Ultimate Cosmic Reunion 💥🎭👑💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 26
The Grand Finale. After twenty-five episodes of cosmic chaos, the Muchaverse gathers one last time. Every character from every episode – living, dead, cloned, spectral, historical – returns for the ultimate celebration. Herbertstrasse transforms into a celestial banquet hall. The golden throne shines. Möwin wears her sixth badge. The 99 Schizo Petes play a perfect…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Winifred Wagner: Esau’s Muse & The Little Bayreuth of St. Pauli – All Characters & Actors Return for the Operatic Reckoning 🎭🔥📊 | Ehlers Saga Episode 25
Winifred Wagner – the English-born enchantress of Bayreuth, Hitler’s friend, the guardian of the Wagner legacy – descends onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – meets his muse. All characters from all 24 previous episodes assemble for the operatic reckoning. A floating Wagnerian opera house descends from…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Bloody Mary: The Mirror Witch of the Muchaverse – All Characters & Actors Return for the Haunted Reckoning 🔪🩸📊 | Ehlers Saga Episode 24
Bloody Mary – the mirror witch, the embodiment of every childhood nightmare – descends through shattered mirrors onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – meets his reflection. All characters from all 23 previous episodes assemble for the haunted reckoning. Every mirror in the Muchaverse fogs and shatters…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Muchaverse Orgy: All Characters & All Actors Unite in Bizarre, Cosmic, Golden-Shit Sex 🔥👑💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 23
The Muchaverse Orgy. The Great Reset didn’t just reboot the Muchaverse – it UNLEASHED it. All inhibitions. All taboos. All boundaries. The golden light awakened something primal in every character. The floating bar transforms. The Petes play sensual sea shanties. Esau and Romy merge in golden light. Joker and Möwin share a strange, beautiful, confusing…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Great Reset: 47 Seconds to Erasure – All Characters Reborn from Golden Shit 💥🔄👑💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 22
The Great Reset. The Muchaverse has grown too big. Too chaotic. Too many characters. Too many shits. The sky turns white – the white of a blank spreadsheet, the white of a reset button. Every character from every episode freezes. Esau’s laptop floats: “SYSTEM RESET IN 47 SECONDS. ALL DATA WILL BE LOST.” Esau screams:…
THE GREAT RESET – All Return. Reborn. Forever. 💥🔄
The Great Reset. The Muchaverse has grown too big. Too chaotic. Too many characters. Too many shits. The sky turns white – the white of a blank spreadsheet, the white of a reset button. Every character from every episode freezes. Esau’s laptop floats: “SYSTEM RESET IN 47 SECONDS. ALL DATA WILL BE LOST.” Esau screams:…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Witch of St. Georg: Esau’s NRW Love Arrives – All Characters & Actors Return for the Hexed Reckoning 🥰😍 | Ehlers Saga Episode 21
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Klabautermann: The Ship’s Spirit of Chaos Arrives – All Characters & Actors Return for the Nautical Nightmare 🤣 Ehlers Saga Episode 20🥰😇🤑
The Klabautermann – the mysterious ship’s spirit – emerges from the fog onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – meets his nautical idol. All characters from all 19 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate nautical nightmare. A small, gnarled man in a sailor’s cap and peacoat steps…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Grand Reunion: All Characters & All Actors Return for the Ultimate Muchaverse Celebration Ehlers Saga Episode 19🤑🥳🤡
The Grand Reunion of the Muchaverse. Every character from every episode – living, dead, cloned, spectral – gathers for the ultimate family celebration. Esau gives a speech: “You are all insane. You are all beautiful. You are all SHIT. And I love every single one of you.” The party lasts 47 hours. Blackbeard fires a…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Alfred “Dynamite” Nobel: Bakunin’s Old Mate Arrives – All Characters Return for the Explosive Reckoning 🧨💥📊 | Ehlers Saga Episode 18
Alfred “Dynamite” Nobel, the inventor of dynamite and founder of the Nobel Prizes, descends through a dimensional rift onto Herbertstrasse. Bakunin – the bearded anarchist, father of 47 clones – embraces his old mate. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – meets his third idol. All characters from all…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Karl Dönitz: The Submarine Idol of Evil Esau – All Characters & Actors Return | Ehlers Saga Episode 17
Karl Dönitz, the Grand Admiral of the Kriegsmarine and father of the U-boat wolfpacks, descends through a dimensional rift onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – meets his second idol. All characters from all 16 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate submarine reckoning. A U-boat surfaces in…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Blackbeard: Esau’s Pirate Idol Arrives – All Characters Return for the Ultimate Reckoning ☠️ | Ehlers Saga Episode 17
Blackbeard, the most feared pirate in history, descends through a dimensional rift onto Herbertstrasse. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – meets his idol. All characters from all 16 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate pirate reckoning. A burning pirate ship crashes into the floating bar. Blackbeard emerges from…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – HafenHure & Gina Wilde: The Atomic Lesbar Affair – Esau’s Desperate Jealousy Destroys Spreadsheets 💣🍸💔 | Ehlers Saga Episode 16
HafenHure and Gina Wilde – the herring juice bartender and the Atomic Venus – begin a passionate affair. At the floating bar, they kiss for 47 seconds. The kiss glows pink, radioactive, and deeply sexy. The ensemble freezes. Joker needs therapy. The six queens applaud awkwardly. Only Esau, happily holding Romy Haag’s hand, collapses: his…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – GINA WILDE: The Atomic Venus Takes St. Pauli – All Characters Return 🔥💣💋 | Ehlers Saga Episode 15
Gina Wilde – the Atomic Venus – survived 47 nuclear tests by being too hot to vaporize. She danced for generals at Bikini Atoll, made Eisenhower blush, taught Marilyn Monroe how to walk. Now she descends on St. Pauli in a silver cocktail dress, radiating pure seduction. She melts the Spreadsheet Alien, terrifies Dracula, winks…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Grand Recap & Romy Haag: Ehlers Falls for Berlin’s Legendary Tante – All Characters Return 🎭💖🎤 | Ehlers Saga Episode 14
Evil Esau Ehlers finally falls in love – with Berlin’s legendary Romy Haag. After 13 episodes of chaos, ghosts, aliens, pirates, and seven queens, the spreadsheet accountant meets the woman who makes him close his laptop. Romy Haag – cabaret icon, Warhol’s friend, Bowie’s kiss – arrives on Herbertstrasse. She teaches Ehlers the tango. She…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The 99 Schizo Petes & Zarah Leander: St. Pauli’s Terrifying Night of 99 Fists – And the Voice That Silenced Them All 🎙️👑🖤 | Ehlers Saga Episode 13
The 99 Schizo Petes – 99 identical men in tattered tuxedos with broken violins – emerge from the Reeperbahn sewers and terrorize St. Pauli. They whisper conspiracy theories, play chaos as music, and defeat the five queens: Gloria, Pamela, Mamie, Jane, and Möwin. The Spreadsheet Alien glitches. Dracula’s fangs chatter. Möwin’s crown is stolen. Then…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Jane Russell: The Original Frontier Venus Conquers the Muchaverse 🔥🤠💋 | Ehlers Saga Episode 12
Jane Russell – the original Frontier Venus, the 1950s Hollywood sex symbol who made Howard Hughes design a bra – arrives on Herbertstrasse in a covered wagon. She is 103 years old and looks 35, wearing a fringed buckskin dress with no bra. She lassos the Spreadsheet Alien (47,000% arousal), charms Count Dracula, ropes Joker,…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – GLORIA VON GALAXY: Putin’s Curvy Super-Honeypot from Planet EUDSSR Takes the Muchaverse 🔥🛸💋 | Ehlers Saga Episode 11
Gloria von Galaxy – the transgalactic super-honeypot spy from Planet EUDSSR – arrives on Herbertstrasse in a samovar-shaped spaceship. Wearing a tight red uniform and a fur hat, she seduces every man: Bakunin, Lenin, Stalin, Graf Thomas, Joker, Esau. The women seethe with jealousy – until Gloria proposes an alliance. Pamela, Mamie, Möwin, and Gloria…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Muchaverse Sex Olympics: Every Character Competes for the Crown of Desire 🔥👑🍆 | Ehlers Saga Episode 10
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Count Dracula: The Darling of All Women – Sensual Bites, Midnight Howls & The Undead Muchaverse 🧛♂️🩸🌹 | Ehlers Saga Episode 9
Count Dracula – the 500-year-old vampire with velvet charm and a perfect jawline – descends on Herbertstrasse in a black carriage pulled by white stallions with glowing red eyes. He is the darling of all women. HafenHure blushes. Ursila opens a folder: “UNDEAD – SEXUAL THREAT.” Salome dances a 400-year waltz. Rosa tests his blood…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: THE RELIC AUCTION
EHLERS SAGA: THE RELIC AUCTION Episode 6: Greed, Lust & The Frequency Protocol 💰🔥💋 💔🧠🔄 👯♂️�👁️💸 🍑🔴🔥👠 😾💄💸 💅📊📈😾💄💸 “👿🌀💸 🌟👁️💸 🌟👁️💸 “⛓️甆 🌊💉☭🔥🩸🐪⚡🧬👑🍼🏳️⚧️🚽💦🎪👑 🌪️🍼⚔️ 🐱🏆🌪️ 👑📉 💋📊💃🎭⚗️💀 🌑📊📈👿🌀💸🎭⚗️💀 🌑📊📈👿🌀💸🎭⚗️💀 🌑📊📈 💅📊📈👠🔥🌪️💥✨ EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA🍶👑💦🔥💫 🌪️💥✨ 🍶👑💦🔥💫🎪📊📈🎪📊📈😁💃😂 EMIR EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA EXPOSED👯♂️ “EPSTEIN’S EINSPRITZER ENEMA EINZELLER ENDDARM EXISTENZISOZIALISMUS EPILOG ENDE”💃😘🤡🤡POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &…
ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 34,5 – THE NITTRIBIT–STÖRTEBEKER CONSPIRACY – THE EVIL ESAU ENEMA SAGA🧲🏴☠️💔📊
Eine neue Frau betritt St. Pauli-At: ROSEMARIE NITTRIBIT. Ihr Kleid aus alten DM‑Scheinen, ihr Duft nach Geld, ihr Lächeln – sie bringt alle Männer zum Schmelzen. Esaus Tabellen gehen in Flammen auf. Bakunins Bart explodiert in Blüten. Sogar die 47 Klone verstummen. Die Frauen auf Helgoland spüren die Bedrohung. 🧲💋📄 Dann taucht KLAUS STÖRTEBEKER auf…
ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 34,0 – THE HELGOLAND HAREM – THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA🦈🔪👩❤️💋👩🏝️💔
Adolf Sharkler und Mack das Messer entführen alle Frauen nach Helgoland – mit Versprechungen von Freiheit, Tanz und Heringssaft. Die Männer bleiben verzweifelt zurück. Joker ist allein auf seinem Stein, Esaus Tabellen sind leer, Bakunins Bart wird nicht mehr gestreichelt. Die Möwen schauen zu. 🦈🔪👩❤️💋👩🏝️💔 Auf Helgoland errichten die Frauen ein eigenes Paradies: Abheftstationen auf…
ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 33,5 – THE ORGASMIC ARMAGEDDON – THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA💣💋🔥💩
Esau hat die nächste Stufe des Desinvestment erreicht: 47 ORGASMISCHE BOMBEN! Jede entfesselt eine andere Lust – Lippenstift-Wolken, Schweiß-Explosionen, tanzende Körper, fliegende Liebesbriefe, weiche Betonmauern, die sich jedem Körper anpassen. Die Insel wird zur SINNLICHEN ARMAGEDDON. 💣💋🔥 Das Ensemble explodiert in Ekstase. Ursila wird endlich UNGEHEFTET. Salome tanzt ohne Ende. Beria und die Große Hyäne…
ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 33,0 – THE ERICH BAKUNIN BRIGADE – THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA 💣🧨👥🤡
Esau hat eine Vision: 47 Bakunin-Klone! Mit den Bauplänen der 999 Schickse-Klone, der DNA der 55 Stasi-Offiziere und einem Barthaar des Originals entsteht die ERICH-BAKUNIN-BRIGADE – eine Dynamit-Bomben-Staffel, die alles in die Luft jagt, was nicht dem Desinvestment dient. Das Café, die Abheftstation, Pussys Jurte – alles fliegt. 💣🧨📊 Das Ensemble reagiert chaoshaft. Jeschow öffnet…
ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 32,0 – THE BAKUNIN REIGN – THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA 💕🧨👑🤡
Nachdem Bakunin die Mauer gesprengt hat, wird er zum Herzen von St. Pauli-At. Die Frauen verehren ihn – Ursila, Salome, Rosa, die Meerjungfrau, alle fallen für seinen Bart und seine revolutionäre Leidenschaft. Beria verliert Ursila an den Anarchisten und versinkt in einem Schweißsee, findet aber unerwartete Freundschaft mit der ebenfalls betrogenen Großen Hyäne. Joker, ohne…
THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 31.5 – THE BAKUNIN BLOWOUT 💣🔥☭🕊️
Vom Planeten UDSSR kommt MIKHAIL BAKUNIN – der Urvater der Anarchie, aufgetaut nach 150 Jahren Kälteschlaf, bewaffnet mit 47 Bomben und einer Mission: ALLES IN DIE LUFT ZU JAGEN! Die Walter-Mauer, die Ahnenruf-Kioske, die Desinvestment-Zone – WEG DAMIT! 🧨💥😈 Das Ensemble reagiert panisch. Jeschows Ordner explodieren. Ursila kann Bakunin nicht abheften. Sven bietet Zerstörungs-Therapie an.…
THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 31,0 – THE WALTER WALL 🧱🌒☭
Vom Planeten UDSSR landet WALTER “DIE MAUER” PROVINCE-PORNED-ULBRICHT auf der Insel – Graf Thomas’ verschollener Onkel, Bauherr der Berliner Mauer und Meister des Betons. Sein Plan: Eine 47 Kilometer lange Mauer um St. Pauli-At, mit Wachtürmen, Stacheldraht und Todesstreifen. Ordnung muss her! 🧱🌒😱 Das Ensemble reagiert chaoshaft. Jeschow heftet Walters Biografie ab (1893-1973, dann Planet…
THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 30,5 – THE MUN INVASION 👽🌙💒💰
Vom Mond herab steigt MUN, Gründer der Mun-Kirche, mit einem glänzenden Versprechen: DIREKTE LEITUNG ZU DEN TOTEN! Für 47 Euro sprichst du mit Oma. Für 94 Euro gibt sie Anlageberatung. Für 141 Euro kommt sie zu deiner Zoom-Konferenz. Das Ensemble ist skeptisch. Aber neugierig. Immer neugierig. 👽🌙📞 Dann taucht MALTE DREIER auf – der vergessene…
THE EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 25,5 – DAS DESINVESTMENT 🏦📉💀
Nach dem Fisch-Ponzi und der Mongolen-Invasion kommt die nächste Stufe des Wahnsinns: DAS DESINVESTMENT. Der Böse Esau präsentiert sein Meisterwerk – einen Fonds, der garantiert VERLUSTE produziert. Kunden zahlen, um ihr Geld LOSZUWERDEN. Negative Renditen. Garantiertes Scheitern. Perfektes Chaos. 🏦📉😈 Das Ensemble reagiert. Sven investiert seine Therapiecouch. Ludmilla hackt Verluste. Sharkler wird natürlicher Desinvestor. Janelle…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 25,0 – THE TWO-FACE MUTATION 🎭🪙🔥
The coin never lands. GRAF THOMAS, the tentacled hacker, mutates into TWO-FACE after prolonged exposure to Toxdat enema data, Joker madness, and Mongolian fermented milk. Half his face burns. Half remains normal. A silver coin decides everything. 🪙🎭🔥 The ensemble reacts. Jeschow files both sides separately. Ursula creates two folders. The Big Hyena sniffs indecision.…
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