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(A Satirical Guide to How Europe’s New Digital Currency Will Finish What the French Revolution Started… But With More Bankers Losing Their Heads (Figuratively… For Now). ACT 1: THE REBIRTH OF THE ASSIGNAT (NOW WITH 100% MORE SURVEILLANCE) 💶👁️ Scene: The European Central Bank unveils the “Digital Euro”—a currency designed to: Key Feature: “Just like…