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THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 25,0 – THE TWO-FACE MUTATION 🎭🪙🔥
Mar 6, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
The coin never lands. GRAF THOMAS, the tentacled hacker, mutates into TWO-FACE after prolonged exposure to Toxdat enema data, Joker madness, and Mongolian fermented milk. Half his face burns. Half remains normal. A silver coin decides everything. 🪙🎭🔥 The ensemble reacts. Jeschow files both sides separately. Ursula creates two folders. The Big Hyena sniffs indecision.…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 24,5 – THE STASI STRIKES BACK 🕵️‍♂️📼☭
Mar 5, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
The files never end. GENRICH JAGODA, the last Stasi chief, lands from Planet UDSSR with a master plan: OPERATION ENDAKTE – the final file that will file EVERYTHING. Everyone. Every moment. Every imaginary fish. Forever. 📂🕵️‍♂️☭ The ensemble divides. Jeschow wants perfection. Ursila fears completion. Emir Joker, still feathered and sticky, screams “Chaos needs FILING!”…
THE EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 24,0 – THE MONGOLIAN PONZI 🐟💰🌾🐎
Mar 4, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
The Joker’s madness knows no borders. After the Fish Ponzi collapsed in St. Pauli, Emir sets his sights on a new market: MONGOLIA. Landlocked. Horse-obsessed. Perfect victims. With Graf Thomas hacking Google in Mongolian and the Uncles expanding globally, the Ehlers Clan sells imaginary fish to the entire steppe. 🐟🌏🤡 But the nomads remember their…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,0 – THE JOKER BIRTH 🃏💥🤡
Mar 2, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
The unthinkable has happened. After the Enema Files were flushed, something far darker emerged from the depths of St. Pauli. Emir Ehlers begins to laugh – and doesn’t stop. As green makeup smears across his face, the entire ensemble watches in horror: Their beloved idiot is transforming into his biggest idol, THE JOKER. 🃏💚🤡 But…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 22.5 – THE ENEMA FILES 💧📂🔥
Feb 28, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
After the Father Complex comes the next level of madness: A mysterious, glowing enema emerges from the depths of the archive and threatens St. Pauli with toxic paternity data. Jeschow reveals the secret TOXDAT files, while Möwin finally speaks and the entire ensemble – from Emir to Stalin, from the Harbor Harlot to Adolf Sharkler…