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POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DAS DESINVESTMENT🍌 TAGLINE:When the sludge gets slippery… peel back the corruption. 🚨 INTRODUCTION 🇬🇧 In the neon-soaked, potassium-drenched Banana Republic, Joey “Bananas” Bonanno ☢️🍌 hijacks The Gloop 3.0—a sentient sludge monster—to flood the world with addictive Gloop Delight™ smoothies! His goal? A K-Popocalypse 🎤💥 turning citizens into banana-worshipping mutants.…