Tag: Herod Parody
👑⚔️ ABOVE TOP SECRET – COSMIC BLACK PARODY DOSSIER“King Herod’s Lost Weekend on Epstein’s Island: When the Bethlehem Butcher Booked the Lolita Suite”
Compiled by: [REDACTED] | Clearance: ANCIENT ALIEN VIP | Date: 2025-07-19 🔍 EXECUTIVE SUMMARY🕯️🔥 Newly unearthed scrolls (and a suspiciously well-preserved Room-Service chit) reveal that King Herod the Great—yes, the OG baby-hunter of Bethlehem—was a Platinum Elite guest on Jeffrey Epstein’s Gulfstream, codename “G-Force Herod.” 🤴✈️Mission: mix ancient tyranny with modern trafficking, trade frankincense for…
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