Tag: Hitler Diaries
KUJAU’S INVISIBLE HITLER DIARIES: FRANK DRINKS THE INK, THE FÜHRER REVEALS HIS VEGAN SCHNITZEL RECIPE, AND THE MUCHAVERSE ACHIEVES ENOUGHNESS BY STARING AT NOTHING 👻💧📜🐾
Murky and Kujau publish the “real” Hitler Diaries in invisible ink to save costs. The Muchaverse stares at blank scrolls until the Lipstick of Truth reveals a secret paprika recipe. 📜👻💧🐾
KUJAU’S DIGITAL PAPYRUS: MURKY HIRES THE HITLER DIARIES FORGER TO MAKE THE IDIOT ZEITUNG 99999% TRUE AFTER A GHOST CARTEL OF MEDIA MOGULS STEALS THE PRINTING PRESS 🗞️💻📜🐾
When spectral media moguls steal the Idiot Zeitung printing press, Murky hires infamous forger Konrad Kujau to migrate the newspaper to Digital Papyrus—and certify it as 99999% true. 🗞️💻📜🐾
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