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THE EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 24,0 β THE MONGOLIAN PONZI ππ°πΎπ
The Joker’s madness knows no borders. After the Fish Ponzi collapsed in St. Pauli, Emir sets his sights on a new market: MONGOLIA. Landlocked. Horse-obsessed. Perfect victims. With Graf Thomas hacking Google in Mongolian and the Uncles expanding globally, the Ehlers Clan sells imaginary fish to the entire steppe. πππ€‘ But the nomads remember their…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,5 β THE FISH PONZI ππ°π
The Ehlers Clan has found a new business model: selling fish that don’t exist. With the help of Onkel Klaus-Dieter (filing every lie), Onkel Ehrenfried (recruiting informants), Onkel Jochen (formerly Blasius, risen from the bottom to point at empty water), and Onkel Manfred (composing fraudulent jingles), the family launches the greatest Ponzi scheme in St.…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,0 β THE JOKER BIRTH ππ₯π€‘
The unthinkable has happened. After the Enema Files were flushed, something far darker emerged from the depths of St. Pauli. Emir Ehlers begins to laugh β and doesn’t stop. As green makeup smears across his face, the entire ensemble watches in horror: Their beloved idiot is transforming into his biggest idol, THE JOKER. πππ€‘ But…


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