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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Count Dracula: The Darling of All Women – Sensual Bites, Midnight Howls & The Undead Muchaverse 🧛♂️🩸🌹 | Ehlers Saga Episode 9
Count Dracula – the 500-year-old vampire with velvet charm and a perfect jawline – descends on Herbertstrasse in a black carriage pulled by white stallions with glowing red eyes. He is the darling of all women. HafenHure blushes. Ursila opens a folder: “UNDEAD – SEXUAL THREAT.” Salome dances a 400-year waltz. Rosa tests his blood…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: THE BYZANTINE DESCENT
Archbishop Frank Stonewall descends from Communist Byzantium. The sky turns purple. A golden chariot, pulled by 47 eagles wearing tiny bishops’ miters, lands on Joker’s rock. The rock shatters. Joker falls off. Frank wants the sacred enema. The frequency. The Joker. The ensemble assembles. All characters of the Ehlers Saga. HafenHure, Ursila, Salome, Rosa, Pussy,…
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