Tag: Milk of the Aegean
BOZO TURNED THE TROJAN HORSE INTO A HONKING CARBONARA RESTAURANT AND ACHILLES STOPPED SULKING AFTER ONE BITE OF CLARA’S PASTA 🐴🤡🍝⚔️
Dr. Z arrives at Troy and turns the Trojan Horse into a giant carbonara pot, Bozo teaches it to honk, and Achilles and Hector dine together — ending the ten-year war with a Carbonara Truce. 🐴🤡🍝⚔️
BOZO TAUGHT BUCEPHALUS TO HONK AND ALEXANDER THE GREAT CONQUERED PERSIA WITH CARBONARA INSTEAD OF A SWORD 🐴🤡⚔️🍝
Alexander the Great weeps over Clara’s carbonara, Bucephalus learns to honk, and the Persian Empire falls not by the sword but by the sauce. 🐴⚔️🍝🤡
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