Tag: Milk of the Gods
CORTÉS BURNED HIS SHIPS BUT NOT THE PASTA — MOCTEZUMA THOUGHT CARBONARA WAS QUETZALCOATL’S GIFT AND BOZO TAUGHT THE HORSES TO HONK 🗡️🦜🍝🐴
Dr. Z arrives in 1519 as Cortés burns his ships. Clara’s carbonara convinces Moctezuma it is Quetzalcoatl’s gift, Bozo teaches the horses to honk, and the conquest ends with the Carbonara Peace of Tenochtitlan. 🦜🌽🍝
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