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🚆💨 Midnight, somewhere between Brussels, Berlin, and complete denial of reality.A pitch-black special train thunders through the landscape— officially a “humanitarian mission,” unofficially “V.I.P. Self-Rescue on Wheels.” 🕶️🎪 Inside, the greatest political panopticon since the last EU crisis meeting with a free buffet is gathered: 🧳 COMPARTMENT 1: THE ULTRA-DIPLOMATHe speaks five languages,but not a…