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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – EMILE VON ENEMA: ESAU’S GODFATHER ARRIVES – THE ENEMA SUPER ISLAND IS BUILT – THE ULTIMATE ENEMA PARADISE! 🏝️👑🟣📊💩
Sep 17, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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🏝️👑🟣📊 EMILE VON ENEMA! ESAU’S GODFATHER ARRIVES – THE ENEMA SUPER ISLAND IS BUILT – THE ULTIMATE ENEMA PARADISE! “I am your godfather. I am Emile von Enema. And I will build the greatest Enema Super Island in history.” – Emile von Enema — In Episode 83 of the Ehlers Saga, Emile von Enema –…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN: ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! ⚓🇪🇸🟣📊💩
Sep 3, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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⚓🇪🇸🟣📊 SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN! ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! “The Armada thought they had the power of God. They forgot about the power of ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 72 of the Ehlers Saga, the Spanish Armada surrounds Treasure Island. Admiral Medina…
THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SHOW: BLOODY MARY CONQUERS THE GOMOPA THRONE
Aug 28, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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Bloody Mary conquers the GoMoPa throne to rule with blood and mirrors. Murky proves enoughness is not a reflection. Blood futures, spectral love letters, and tea with Mark. 👻🩸👑
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER: ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA – CONQUERS ST. PAULI – BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS – DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS – ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! 🦈⚫📊😭💩
Aug 15, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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🦈⚫📊 BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER! ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA – CONQUERS ST. PAULI – BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS – DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS – ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! “The Black Shark doesn’t swim. He DESINVESTS the ocean itself.” – Alphonse Sharkler — In Episode 53 of the Ehlers Saga, the eldest and…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ANDREA DORIS RESCUE: THE SHIP SINKS UNDER ESAU’S WEEPING – PRINTING PRESS LOST FOREVER! 🚢😭📊💩
Aug 14, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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🚢😭📊 ACCOUNTANT’S WEEPING SINKS TWO SHIPS! ANDREA DORIS RESCUE FAILS – PRINTING PRESS FOUND IN DEEP SEA! “My tears are spreadsheets. My sorrow is Column 47. My printing press is GONE!” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 52 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau discovers that the ancient printing press for Das Desinvestment was lost during…
🚢🧊📊 ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG – ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP!
Aug 13, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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🚢🧊📊 ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG – ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP! “The iceberg is just a spreadsheet problem. Column 47 will save us.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 51 of the Ehlers Saga, St. Pauli is mysteriously transferred onto the RMS Titanic in the middle of the…

Tag: scepter

THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – EMILE VON ENEMA: ESAU’S GODFATHER ARRIVES – THE ENEMA SUPER ISLAND IS BUILT – THE ULTIMATE ENEMA PARADISE! 🏝️👑🟣📊💩

THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN: ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! ⚓🇪🇸🟣📊💩

THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SHOW: BLOODY MARY CONQUERS THE GOMOPA THRONE

💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER: ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA – CONQUERS ST. PAULI – BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS – DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS – ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! 🦈⚫📊😭💩

💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ANDREA DORIS RESCUE: THE SHIP SINKS UNDER ESAU’S WEEPING – PRINTING PRESS LOST FOREVER! 🚢😭📊💩

🚢🧊📊 ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG – ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP!