Tag: `Verified Stasi-Elon archives`
🚀✨ ELON MUSK: THE INTERGALACTIC MEME-LORD’S GUIDE TO SAVING HUMANITY (WHILE TROLLING IT)
(A BerndPulch.org Exclusive – Where Silicon Valley Meets Space Opera) 🌌 ACT I: BIRTH OF A MEME-MESSIAH 📍 PRETORIA, 1971 – Emerging from a glitching simulation, baby Elon’s first words weren’t “mama” but “DOGE to the moon 🌕💎🙌” (later edited out of his official biography by Tesla PR). Key Milestones: 🔥 ACT II: THE TWITTER…
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