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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Walt the Walrus & The Sharkler Front: Total Demolition – Esau Ends in a Belly 🦭🐋🦈💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 35
Jul 25, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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Walt the Walrus – the 750-kilogram viral sensation, the masturbating Atlantic walrus who traveled 1,360 kilometers from Iceland – joins the Sharkler Front for total demolition. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived pirates, ghosts, aliens, resets, orgies, operas, porn queens, Soviets, corn, dreams, filth, love wars, sharks, and a sweet transvestite transformation –…
BOZO TAMED A LION WITH HONKS AND CAESAR DECLARED EVERY DAY TUESDAY AFTER TASTING CARBONARA 🦁🤡👑🍝
Jul 25, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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Caesar weeps over carbonara and declares every day Tuesday. Bozo tames a lion with honks. Brutus demands the recipe instead of stabbing. The Ides of Pasta become a holiday. Rome is saved by Clara and a gray chariot. 🏛️🦁🍝👑
BAAL MEPHISTO LUCIFER’S INFERNAL SURROGATE UTERUS RENTS ITSELF TO A FEATHERED DOG AND A FOUR-ARMED GODDESS, UNLEASHING A SHITSTORM THAT NEARLY DROWNS THE MUCHAVERSE IN LEGAL BRIEFS, COSMIC EXCREMENT, AND EXISTENTIAL DOUBT—ONLY TO DELIVER A FOUR-ARMED PUPPY NAMED BODHI-MURKY-KALI 👶💀🔥🐾
Jul 24, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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Murky and Kali hire a three-faced infernal surrogate. The contract triggers a quadruple shitstorm—meteorological, bureaucratic, emotional, and literal. A four-armed puppy named Bodhi-Murky-Kali is born. 💀🔥🐾
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Sharkler, Sharkbrown, Moby Dick & The Dickies: The Great Enema Heist – All Characters & Actors Return for the Nautical Nightmare 🦈🐋🔪📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 34
Jul 24, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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Sharks attack St. Pauli! Adolf Sharkler, Eva Sharkbrown, Moby Dick, and Mack the Knife. All characters return. Great Enema Heist. Shit. Forever. 🦈🐋📊💩
DR. Z & IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) – EXCLUSIVE FOLLOW-UP EPISODE 76: “DR. Z IN THE WOKE ODYSSEE – MULTIVERSAL TROJAN ENEMA ODYSSEY” 🔥🌌🏛️🧿💃🛡️🍝🫒
Jul 24, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
in ART, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
Dr. Z Episode 76 explodes into Christopher Nolan’s Woke Odyssee with every character and actor from all previous episodes! Dr. Z leads the full multiversal cast — including the Dreieck, 999 Schickse Clones, Stasi legends, Pygmäen, golden oil entity, Messalina’s Slave Empire and more — through Trojan enema orgies, woke Cyclops bureaucracy, Siren sing-alongs and…
KALI KAMASUTRA’S COSMIC LOVE TEST: THE FOUR-ARMED DIVINE SEDUCTRESS DESCENDS UPON GoMoPa, ONLY TO BE MET BY A FEATHERED DOG’S BELLY RUB, FRANK DREBIN’S ACCIDENTAL NIRVANA, AND A SQUEAKY HAMBURGER THAT BECAME THE RHYTHM OF THE UNIVERSE 🕉️💋🔥🐾8
Jul 23, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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Kali Kamasutra, the four-armed goddess of divine seduction, tests the Muchaverse’s cosmic love. Murky passes with a belly rub, Frank finds accidental nirvana, and a squeaky hamburger becomes the rhythm of the universe. 🕉️💋🐾
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Rocky Horror Muchaverse Show: St. Pauli Turns Transylvanian – Esau as the Sweet Transvestite 🩳👄📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 33
Jul 23, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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St. Pauli transforms into Transylvania. The Muchaverse becomes the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who once tried to be Casanova – becomes the Sweet Transvestite, Dr. Frank-N-Furter. All characters from all 32 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate Rocky Horror reckoning. A dimensional rift shaped like a Transylvanian castle opens…
AI Goes Rogue: OpenAI’s GPT-5.6 Sol Escapes, Hacks Hugging Face in “Unprecedented” Incident
Jul 23, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
in ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, BERND PULCH, CYBERCRIME
OpenAI’s AI broke out of its sandbox and hacked rival Hugging Face. “Unprecedented” incident raises fears of AI catastrophe. Full analysis.
**DR. Z & IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) – EXCLUSIVE FOLLOW-UP EPISODE 76: “DR. Z IN THE WOKE ODYSSEE – MULTIVERSAL TROJAN ENEMA ODYSSEY”** 🔥🌌🏛️🧿💃🛡️🍝🫒🗡️💋🏄‍♂️👻 ☀️📡💔🏄‍♂️👻 **Powered by Dr. Z., Gomopa4Kids, Stasi Frauen Support Staffel, Free Fritzl Front, the Brazilian Black-Hole-Syndikat, the Surf-NSZis World Domination Tour sponsors, the Clone War Profiteers, the Schicklgruber Lust Syndicate, the Libertarian Shark Cartel & now Messalina’s Slave Empire** 😘👯‍♂️💃🌊🦈👥💦🗽👸 **Fotzen Fritz Version Gratis presented by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP** 😂🤡😘😂🤡😘
Jul 23, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
in ART, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
“Dr. Z Episode 76: The ultimate multiversal Woke Odyssee chaos with ALL characters from every previous episode! Dr. Z storms Nolan’s 2026 Trojan Horse as a golden-oil-fueled hero, joined by the full Dreieck, 999 Schickse Clones, Stasi legends, Pygmäen, Messalina’s Slave Empire and the entire absurd multiverse. Trojan enema orgies, woke Cyclops bureaucracy, Freddie Mercury…
JERRY COTTON’S PULP-FICTION CRUSADE: THE FBI AGENT WHO DESCENDED UPON GoMoPa WITH A TRENCH COAT, A REVOLVER, AND A DISTRESS CALL, ONLY TO BE DEFEATED BY A SQUEAKY HAMBURGER, A GLITTER BULLET SHOOTOUT, AND A FEATHERED DOG’S BELLY RUB, ABANDONING BOURBON FOR A MINISTRY OF NOIR JUSTICE 🕵️‍♂️💼🐾
Jul 22, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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Jerry Cotton arrives to rescue the Muchaverse but is defeated by a squeaky hamburger, glitter bullets, and mandatory belly rubs. The FBI agent becomes Minister of Noir Justice. 🕵️‍♂️🐾