Category: BERND PULCH

๐ฅ ORBรN: “THE REAL THREAT WAS NEVER RUSSIA โ IT WAS THE CORRUPT GLOBALISTS IN THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT”
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Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbรกn has stated that the real threat to Europe is not Russia but “the corrupt globalists sitting right inside the European Parliament destroying the continent.” Orbรกn has long criticized the EU for overreach and corruption. The European Parliament has faced documented scandals including Qatargate, Russian interference investigations, lobbying issues, and expense…

๐ก ABOVETOPSECRETXXL โ MORNING INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING
The BRICS Summit in New Delhi ended with a watered-down declaration โ the bloc bridged the Iran-UAE rift but dropped all references to Ukraine and avoided de-dollarization. The Fed rate hike probability hits 86.3% ahead of today’s FOMC decision. Leon Black faces a contempt markup today at 4 PM ET. Oil surges above $107 as…

THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SHOW: “THE SCARLET WITCH โ WANDA MAXIMOFF AND THE HOUSE OF ANDNESS” ๐ด๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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**Excerpt for WordPress meta box (English):** Episode 133 of the Muchaverse: Wanda Maximoff, the Scarlet Witch, arrives through a reality glitch to transform everything into her perfect sitcom House of M. Chaos magic meets enoughness as Murky the Transcendent Zwitter confronts her grief-driven plan. In the end the witch lowers her hands, converts to ANDNESS,…

๐ DAY IN REVIEW: WHAT MOVED THE WORLD TODAY
The Fed rate hike probability hits 86.3% ahead of tomorrow’s decision. Leon Black faces a contempt markup. Oil surges above $107 as Costco rations motor oil and diesel hits $6.06. France’s Epstein probe expands with 13 new victims โ and the DOJ stonewalls Europe. Netanyahu loses the top spot to Kushner and Ivanka on the…

THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ THE CLONE WAR: DR. MOREAU CLONES ESAU โ HE FLEES WITH HIS CREW ON A LIVING ENEMA โ BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON ST. HELENA โ NAPOLEON AWAKENS! ๐งฌ๐ฃ๐๏ธ๐๐๐ฉ
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๐งฌ๐ฃ๐๏ธ๐๐ THE CLONE WAR! DR. MOREAU CLONES ESAU โ HE FLEES ON A LIVING ENEMA โ BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON ST. HELENA โ NAPOLEON AWAKENS! “A clone is just an accountant with better skin.” โ Esau Ehlers — In Episode 80 of the Ehlers Saga, Dr. Moreau clones Esau-HafenHure. The Clone-Esau pursues the original.…

๐ฅ BREAKING: THE BILLIONAIRE WHO BOUGHT EPSTEIN’S SILENCE โ LEON BLACK FACES CONTEMPT AS CONGRESS CLOSES IN
The House Oversight Committee will vote on September 15 to hold billionaire Leon Black in contempt of Congress after he defied two subpoenas, walked out of his June interview, and sued the committee. Black โ Epstein’s primary client โ paid $158 million to Epstein after his 2008 sex offender conviction, $62.5 million to the U.S.…

๐ฅ BREAKING: COSTCO RATIONS MOTOR OIL โ TWO JUGS PER MEMBER, PER WEEK, AS IRAN WAR DRAINS GLOBAL LUBRICANT SUPPLY
Costco has begun rationing motor oil โ limiting members to just two units of Kirkland Signature full-synthetic every seven days, with Mobil 1 capped at five. The price of a 10-quart case has nearly doubled from $30 to $58, as the Iran war drains global lubricant supply. Diesel has hit $6.06 per gallon for the…

DR. Z: “CHANCENLOS PALPARTINE โ THE GALACTIC MEDIA SERVICE ACT AND THE NULLIFICATION OF ALL ELECTIONS SINCE CHRIST” ๐๐ก๐
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Chancenlos Palpartine nullifies every election since Christ and regulates all media. Bozo’s unlicensed honk and Clara’s carbonara exemption save Tuesday.

๐ฅ BREAKING: NSA LAUNCHES HISTORIC RESTRUCTURING โ FIVE NEW MISSION CENTERS FOR AI, CHINA, CYBERWAR, WARFIGHTING AND GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE
The NSA has launched its most sweeping restructuring in a decade, creating five new mission centers for China, cybersecurity, AI, combat support, and global intelligence. The elite hacking unit TAO is folded into Global Intelligence with a substantially larger budget. China is now the primary organizing principle of U.S. SIGINT, and AI is elevated to…

๐ฅ BREAKING: YOUR LG SMART TV IS SPYING ON YOU โ EVEN WHEN IT’S OFF, EVEN WHEN IT’S OFFLINE
A $70,000, 500-hour investigation by Gamers Nexus has revealed that LG smart TVs secretly record audio, scan home networks, and track every connected device โ even when the screen is off, even when offline. The TVs keep the microphone open for 10-15 seconds after a voice command, transcribing ambient conversations. Researchers found plain-text transcripts including…


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