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    THE DR. Z. REVUE: “THE LAST DUET WITH THE PARIAHS”

    You know the Corleones. You know the Sopranos. You know The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight. Now meet THE PARIAHS — from the wrecking crew that brought you The Murky Muddy Mucha Show, The Evil Esau Ehlers Enema Saga, and The Dr. Z. Revue. A new series. Same chaos. No survivors. DR. Z – EPISODE…

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    “THE SUPERVISION: WHAT THE PSYCHOLOGIST ON THE SUPERVISORY BOARD CANNOT SEE — BECAUSE SHE IS IT HERSELF”

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