Tag: 99 Schizo Petes
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN: ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! ⚓🇪🇸🟣📊💩
⚓🇪🇸🟣📊 SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN! ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! “The Armada thought they had the power of God. They forgot about the power of ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 72 of the Ehlers Saga, the Spanish Armada surrounds Treasure Island. Admiral Medina…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: JACK SPARROW IS HERE!
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🏴☠️🗺️⚓📊 TREASURE ISLAND TAKEOVER! ESAU SAILS TO TREASURE ISLAND FOR A PRINTING PRESS – BUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW OCCUPIES THE ISLAND WITH HIS PIRATE CREW! “The problem is not the treasure. The problem is the ACCOUNTING.” – Captain Jack Sparrow — In Episode 71 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure sails to Treasure Island to retrieve…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – JACK THE RIPPER’S HERBERTSTRASSE HORROR: THE SPECTRAL SERIAL KILLER VISITS THE KIEZ – ESAU-HAFENHURE AND THE WENCHES TARGETED! 🔪🩸👠📊💩
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🔪🩸👠📊 JACK THE RIPPER’S HERBERTSTRASSE HORROR! THE SPECTRAL SERIAL KILLER VISITS THE KIEZ – ESAU-HAFENHURE AND THE WENCHES TARGETED! “I am not a monster. I am a SURGEON of the night.” – Jack the Ripper — In Episode 70 of the Ehlers Saga, Jack the Ripper – the most infamous serial killer in history –…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: MAD ESAU, MAD HERODES
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👑🔥📜📊 HERODES’ HOLOCAUST! THE MAD KING STEALS THE PRINTING PRESS AND DELETES ALL PAPYRUS – PRINTING IS ERASED FROM THE MUCHAVERSE! “I will erase every word. I will delete every story. I will make sure NO ONE ever prints again.” – King Herodes — In Episode 69 of the Ehlers Saga, King Herodes – the…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: ENEMA UEBER ALLES
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🏴☠️👸🔥📊 BLACK MARY READ TAKEOVER! THE MOST VICIOUS FEMALE NAVAL SUPER VILLAIN OF ALL TIME CONQUERS NEW ST. PAULI – ESAU-HAFENHURE CAPTURED AND TAKEN TO THE PHANTOM FLEET! “The seas belong to men. I took them from them.” – Black Mary Read — In Episode 68 of the Ehlers Saga, Black Mary Read – the…
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THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – POSEIDON’S ORGY: THE UNDERSEA PARTY TAKEOVER – ALL CHARACTERS DESCEND TO THE OCEAN FLOOR FOR THE WETTEST DESINVESTMENT EVER! 🌊🔱🍾📊💩
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🌊🔱🍾📊 UNDERSEA ORGY TAKEOVER! POSEIDON INVITES THE MUCHAVERSE TO THE GREATEST PARTY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN – ALL CHARACTERS DESCEND FOR THE WETTEST DESINVESTMENT EVER! “The ocean is not just water. It is a DESINVESTMENT.” – Poseidon — In Episode 66 of the Ehlers Saga, Poseidon rises from the Rhine and invites the…
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THE EVIL ESAU ENEMA EINLAUF SAGA: LORELEY ESCAPE: ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK – GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! 🏔️🌊💩📊💋
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🏔️🌊💩📊 LORELEY ESCAPE! ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK – GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! “The Rhine is not just a river. It is a DESINVESTMENT.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 65 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure escapes from Tamerlan’s captivity in Mongolia…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: TAMERLAN’S REVENGE: THE MONGOL CONQUEROR TAKES ESAU AND THE PRINTING PRESS HOSTAGE – THE MUCHAVERSE PILLAGED! 🐎🏹⚔️📊💩
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🐎🏹⚔️📊 TAMERLAN’S REVENGE! MONGOL CONQUEROR TAKES ESAU AND THE PRINTING PRESS HOSTAGE – THE MUCHAVERSE PILLAGED! “I have conquered empires. I have burned cities. I have crushed kings. Now I will conquer DESINVESTMENT.” – Tamerlan — In Episode 64 of the Ehlers Saga, Tamerlan – the greatest conqueror since Genghis Khan – arrives through a…
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THE EVIL ESAU EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: GODFATHER TAKEOVER: THE CORLEONE FAMILY CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ESAU OFFERED AN OFFER HE CAN’T REFUSE – THE MUCHAVERSE BECOMES A CRIME FAMILY! 🕴️🔫🍝📊💩
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🕴️🔫🍝📊 GODFATHER TAKEOVER! THE CORLEONE FAMILY CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ESAU OFFERED AN OFFER HE CAN’T REFUSE – THE MUCHAVERSE BECOMES A CRIME FAMILY! “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – Don Vito Corleone — In Episode 63 of the Ehlers Saga, the Corleone family arrives through a dimensional rift. Don…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SIR FRANCIS DRAKE’S REVENGE: THE ELIZABETHAN PIRATE CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ALLIES WITH THE 4 PUBLISHERS – ESAU FORCED INTO EXILE! 🏴☠️⚔️👑📊💩
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🏴☠️⚔️📊 SIR FRANCIS DRAKE’S REVENGE! ELIZABETHAN PIRATE CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ALLIES WITH THE 4 PUBLISHERS – ESAU-HAFENHURE FORCED INTO EXILE! “The accountants thought they had won. They forgot about the AGE OF SAIL.” – Sir Francis Drake — In Episode 62 of the Ehlers Saga, Sir Francis Drake arrives through a dimensional rift on…
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