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DR. Z: “CHANCENLOS PALPARTINE – THE GALACTIC MEDIA SERVICE ACT AND THE NULLIFICATION OF ALL ELECTIONS SINCE CHRIST” 🌌📡🍝
Sep 14, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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Chancenlos Palpartine nullifies every election since Christ and regulates all media. Bozo’s unlicensed honk and Clara’s carbonara exemption save Tuesday.
👑💔📊 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI – WITH SPREADSHEETS!”Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” – Maria Batory
Aug 10, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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👑💔📊 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI – WITH SPREADSHEETS! “Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” – Maria Batory — In Episode 48 of the Ehlers Saga, Maria Batory – the 16th-century Hungarian-Polish queen, warrior, and legendary lover – arrives through a crimson rift above the Reeperbahn and claims St. Pauli as…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Leviathan: The Biblical Sea Monster Arrives to Support Sharkler – Total Nautical Annihilation 🐋👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 36
Jul 27, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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Leviathan – the biblical sea monster, the symbol of totalitarian power, the sovereign state that consumes all – descends upon the Muchaverse to support the Sharkler Front. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 35 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate Hobbesian…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 24,5 – THE STASI STRIKES BACK 🕵️‍♂️📼☭
Mar 5, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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The files never end. GENRICH JAGODA, the last Stasi chief, lands from Planet UDSSR with a master plan: OPERATION ENDAKTE – the final file that will file EVERYTHING. Everyone. Every moment. Every imaginary fish. Forever. 📂🕵️‍♂️☭ The ensemble divides. Jeschow wants perfection. Ursila fears completion. Emir Joker, still feathered and sticky, screams “Chaos needs FILING!”…
Sharp Satire: Trump 2.0, Merz, and von der Leyen’s Circus of Chaos 🌍🎪💥Exclusive on berndpulch.org🤡
May 24, 2025
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Bernd Pulch
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🇺🇸 English Version Headline: “Trump’s Back (With Extra Tariffs) 🇺🇸🔥, Merz Taxes Sunlight 🇩🇪⛅, and von der Leyen’s ‘Green’ Bombshells 💣🌱” Trump: “Folks, I’m reinstating Trump Steaks as America’s official diet. Also, 100% tariffs on EU vowels! 🇪🇺🚫 Y’all can keep the ‘Ü’ though—SAD!” 🍔💸 Merz: “Achtung! Solar power is communism. We’re taxing sunlight to…

Tag: `bureaucracy`

DR. Z: “CHANCENLOS PALPARTINE – THE GALACTIC MEDIA SERVICE ACT AND THE NULLIFICATION OF ALL ELECTIONS SINCE CHRIST” 🌌📡🍝

👑💔📊 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI – WITH SPREADSHEETS!”Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” – Maria Batory

THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Leviathan: The Biblical Sea Monster Arrives to Support Sharkler – Total Nautical Annihilation 🐋👑📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 36

THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 24,5 – THE STASI STRIKES BACK 🕵️‍♂️📼☭

Sharp Satire: Trump 2.0, Merz, and von der Leyen’s Circus of Chaos 🌍🎪💥Exclusive on berndpulch.org🤡