Tag: EU parody
❄️🐧👑 Ursula von der Leyen Rules Antarctica: The Frozen Technocracy of the Penguin Republic 🧊🚨📘✨
❄️👑🐧 PROCLAMATION FROM THE SOUTH POLE ❄️👑🐧When the penguins of Antarctica realized they needed strong leadership, endless committees, and someone who could say “values” 57 times per sentence, they summoned Ursula von der Leyen.She accepted instantly. “It’s like Brussels, only warmer,” she said. 🧊😇 Thus was born the EUROGLACIER UNION, the world’s first frozen technocracy…
😎ABOVE TOP SECRET – “THE PAIN FACTOR”😎
📺 ABOVE TOP SECRET – “THE PAIN FACTOR”World’s First Interactive Torture-Talent ShowComing exclusively to BerndPulch.org – uncut, unbleeped, unhuman. 🎬 SHOW FORMAT – “GLORIOUS AGONY” 60-Minute Special Segment Description 🔴 Opening Number A choir of waterboarded sopranos sings Ode to Guantanamo in 432 Hz “enhanced” tuning while electrodes keep tempo. ⚖️ The Jury 5 living…
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