Tag: Fischmarkt
๐ฉ THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER: ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI โ THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! ๐ฃ๐๏ธ๐๐ฉ
๐ฃ๐๏ธ๐ SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER! ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI โ THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! “New York has skyscrapers. We have SPREADSHEETS.” โ Esau Ehlers — In Episode 56 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau uses the Gigantic Purple Enema to rebuild the sunken city of Atlantis as New…
๐ฉ THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER: ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA โ CONQUERS ST. PAULI โ BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS โ DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS โ ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! ๐ฆโซ๐๐ญ๐ฉ
๐ฆโซ๐ BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER! ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA โ CONQUERS ST. PAULI โ BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS โ DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS โ ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! “The Black Shark doesn’t swim. He DESINVESTS the ocean itself.” โ Alphonse Sharkler — In Episode 53 of the Ehlers Saga, the eldest and…
๐ข๐ง๐ ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG โ ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP!
๐ข๐ง๐ ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG โ ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP! “The iceberg is just a spreadsheet problem. Column 47 will save us.” โ Esau Ehlers — In Episode 51 of the Ehlers Saga, St. Pauli is mysteriously transferred onto the RMS Titanic in the middle of the…
๐๐ฉ “I HAVE SNAKES IN MY HAIR AND A PIVOT TABLE IN MY HEART!” โ ESAU BECOMES GORGON ACCOUNTANT, SAVES DAS DESINVESTMENT FROM STONE COLLECTORS!
๐๐ฉ “I HAVE SNAKES IN MY HAIR AND A PIVOT TABLE IN MY HEART!” โ ESAU BECOMES GORGON ACCOUNTANT, SAVES DAS DESINVESTMENT FROM STONE COLLECTORS! “Desinvestment is stronger than stone.” โ Esau-Medusa — In Episode 50 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau faces his most terrifying transformation yet. The invisible ink โ the very essence of…
๐ฌ๐ง THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ HEINI SHARKLER REUNITES WITH BROTHER ADOLF โ UNLEASHES ULTIMATE ENEMA ON MUCHAVERSE! ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฉ—๐ฉ๐ช DIE BรSE ESAU EHLERS EINLAUF-SAGA โ HEINI SHARKLER VEREINT SICH MIT BRUDER ADOLF โ ENFESSELT ULTIMATIVEN EINLAUF AUF DAS MUCHAVERSE! ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฉ—๐บ
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ HEINI SHARKLER REUNITES WITH BROTHER ADOLF โ UNLEASHES ULTIMATE ENEMA ON MUCHAVERSE! ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฉ “Brothers don’t let brothers desinvest alone.” โ Heini Sharkler — In Episode 49 of the Ehlers Saga, Heini Sharkler โ the long-lost brother of Adolf Sharkler โ emerges from the abyss with a golden enema…
๐๐๐ 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI โ WITH SPREADSHEETS!”Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” โ Maria Batory
๐๐๐ 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI โ WITH SPREADSHEETS! “Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” โ Maria Batory — In Episode 48 of the Ehlers Saga, Maria Batory โ the 16th-century Hungarian-Polish queen, warrior, and legendary lover โ arrives through a crimson rift above the Reeperbahn and claims St. Pauli as…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,5 โ THE FISH PONZI ๐๐ฐ๐
The Ehlers Clan has found a new business model: selling fish that don’t exist. With the help of Onkel Klaus-Dieter (filing every lie), Onkel Ehrenfried (recruiting informants), Onkel Jochen (formerly Blasius, risen from the bottom to point at empty water), and Onkel Manfred (composing fraudulent jingles), the family launches the greatest Ponzi scheme in St.…


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