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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – THE CLONE WAR: DR. MOREAU CLONES ESAU – HE FLEES WITH HIS CREW ON A LIVING ENEMA – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON ST. HELENA – NAPOLEON AWAKENS! 🧬🟣🏝️👑📊💩
🧬🟣🏝️👑📊 THE CLONE WAR! DR. MOREAU CLONES ESAU – HE FLEES ON A LIVING ENEMA – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON ST. HELENA – NAPOLEON AWAKENS! “A clone is just an accountant with better skin.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 80 of the Ehlers Saga, Dr. Moreau clones Esau-HafenHure. The Clone-Esau pursues the original.…
THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – POSEIDON’S ORGY: THE UNDERSEA PARTY TAKEOVER – ALL CHARACTERS DESCEND TO THE OCEAN FLOOR FOR THE WETTEST DESINVESTMENT EVER! 🌊🔱🍾📊💩
🌊🔱🍾📊 UNDERSEA ORGY TAKEOVER! POSEIDON INVITES THE MUCHAVERSE TO THE GREATEST PARTY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN – ALL CHARACTERS DESCEND FOR THE WETTEST DESINVESTMENT EVER! “The ocean is not just water. It is a DESINVESTMENT.” – Poseidon — In Episode 66 of the Ehlers Saga, Poseidon rises from the Rhine and invites the…
THE EVIL ESAU EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: GODFATHER TAKEOVER: THE CORLEONE FAMILY CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ESAU OFFERED AN OFFER HE CAN’T REFUSE – THE MUCHAVERSE BECOMES A CRIME FAMILY! 🕴️🔫🍝📊💩
🕴️🔫🍝📊 GODFATHER TAKEOVER! THE CORLEONE FAMILY CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ESAU OFFERED AN OFFER HE CAN’T REFUSE – THE MUCHAVERSE BECOMES A CRIME FAMILY! “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – Don Vito Corleone — In Episode 63 of the Ehlers Saga, the Corleone family arrives through a dimensional rift. Don…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – THE PAPYRUS WALL: ADMIRAL WALTER ULRICHT ARRIVES ON THE BDDR – BUILDS A WALL OF PAPYRUS AROUND ST. PAULI TO SAVE ESAU’S PRINTING MACHINE! 📜🚢🧱📊💩
🟣👾📊 ENEMA MONSTERS STRIKE BACK! ESAU CREATES AN ARMY OF ENEMA MONSTERS TO DEFEND ST. PAULI AGAINST THE PUBLISHERS’ INVISIBLE INK ARMY! “The publishers thought they could destroy desinvestment. They forgot about the ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 60 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers return with an Invisible Ink Army to…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – MONSTER ALLIANCE: THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! 🐉🌊📊💩
🐉🌊📊 MONSTER ALLIANCE! THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! “The publishers have spreadsheets. We have KRAKENS.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 58 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers (Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr) declare war on the…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ISLAND OF CHAOS: ESAU BUILDS NEW NEW ST. PAULI AFTER ATLANTIS SINKS – THE ULTIMATE FLOATING DESINVESTMENT! 🏝️🟣📊💩
🇬🇧 EXCERPT FOR META WORDPRESS BOX – EPISODE 57 — 🏝️🟣📊 ISLAND OF CHAOS! ESAU BUILDS NEW NEW ST. PAULI AFTER ATLANTIS SINKS – THE ULTIMATE FLOATING DESINVESTMENT UTOPIA! “If Atlantis sinks, we build ANOTHER island. That’s Column 47 thinking.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 57 of the Ehlers Saga, New St. Pauli crumbles…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER: ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI – THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! 🟣🏙️📊💩
🟣🏙️📊 SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER! ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI – THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! “New York has skyscrapers. We have SPREADSHEETS.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 56 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau uses the Gigantic Purple Enema to rebuild the sunken city of Atlantis as New…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA QUEST: ESAU CREATES THE MOST VICIOUS NAVAL VILLAIN CREW FOR THE ULTIMATE PURPLE ENEMA! 🟣💩⚓📊
🟣💩📊 GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA QUEST! ESAU ASSEMBLES THE MOST VICIOUS NAVAL VILLAINS – SAILS THE PURPLE SEA – DEFEATS THE JELLYFISH KING – RETRIEVES THE ULTIMATE DESINVESTMENT TOOL! “The purple enema is not a weapon. It is a DESTINATION.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 55 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau assembles the most vicious…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER: ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA – CONQUERS ST. PAULI – BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS – DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS – ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! 🦈⚫📊😭💩
🦈⚫📊 BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER! ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA – CONQUERS ST. PAULI – BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS – DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS – ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! “The Black Shark doesn’t swim. He DESINVESTS the ocean itself.” – Alphonse Sharkler — In Episode 53 of the Ehlers Saga, the eldest and…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ANDREA DORIS RESCUE: THE SHIP SINKS UNDER ESAU’S WEEPING – PRINTING PRESS LOST FOREVER! 🚢😭📊💩
🚢😭📊 ACCOUNTANT’S WEEPING SINKS TWO SHIPS! ANDREA DORIS RESCUE FAILS – PRINTING PRESS FOUND IN DEEP SEA! “My tears are spreadsheets. My sorrow is Column 47. My printing press is GONE!” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 52 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau discovers that the ancient printing press for Das Desinvestment was lost during…
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