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💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ANDREA DORIS RESCUE: THE SHIP SINKS UNDER ESAU’S WEEPING – PRINTING PRESS LOST FOREVER! 🚢😭📊💩
🚢😭📊 ACCOUNTANT’S WEEPING SINKS TWO SHIPS! ANDREA DORIS RESCUE FAILS – PRINTING PRESS FOUND IN DEEP SEA! “My tears are spreadsheets. My sorrow is Column 47. My printing press is GONE!” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 52 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau discovers that the ancient printing press for Das Desinvestment was lost during…
🚢🧊📊 ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG – ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP!
🚢🧊📊 ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG – ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP! “The iceberg is just a spreadsheet problem. Column 47 will save us.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 51 of the Ehlers Saga, St. Pauli is mysteriously transferred onto the RMS Titanic in the middle of the…
🐍💩 “I HAVE SNAKES IN MY HAIR AND A PIVOT TABLE IN MY HEART!” – ESAU BECOMES GORGON ACCOUNTANT, SAVES DAS DESINVESTMENT FROM STONE COLLECTORS!
🐍💩 “I HAVE SNAKES IN MY HAIR AND A PIVOT TABLE IN MY HEART!” – ESAU BECOMES GORGON ACCOUNTANT, SAVES DAS DESINVESTMENT FROM STONE COLLECTORS! “Desinvestment is stronger than stone.” – Esau-Medusa — In Episode 50 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau faces his most terrifying transformation yet. The invisible ink – the very essence of…
🇬🇧 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – HEINI SHARKLER REUNITES WITH BROTHER ADOLF – UNLEASHES ULTIMATE ENEMA ON MUCHAVERSE! 🦈💥💩—🇩🇪 DIE BÖSE ESAU EHLERS EINLAUF-SAGA – HEINI SHARKLER VEREINT SICH MIT BRUDER ADOLF – ENFESSELT ULTIMATIVEN EINLAUF AUF DAS MUCHAVERSE! 🦈💥💩—📺
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – HEINI SHARKLER REUNITES WITH BROTHER ADOLF – UNLEASHES ULTIMATE ENEMA ON MUCHAVERSE! 🦈💥💩 “Brothers don’t let brothers desinvest alone.” – Heini Sharkler — In Episode 49 of the Ehlers Saga, Heini Sharkler – the long-lost brother of Adolf Sharkler – emerges from the abyss with a golden enema…
👑💔📊 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI – WITH SPREADSHEETS!”Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” – Maria Batory
👑💔📊 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI – WITH SPREADSHEETS! “Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” – Maria Batory — In Episode 48 of the Ehlers Saga, Maria Batory – the 16th-century Hungarian-Polish queen, warrior, and legendary lover – arrives through a crimson rift above the Reeperbahn and claims St. Pauli as…
🦀🌊 ACCOUNTANT SAILS BETWEEN SIX-HEADED MONSTER AND DEADLY WHIRLPOOL TO RETRIEVE INVISIBLE INK – FROM INSIDE A WALRUS’S BELLY 🐋🖊️
🦀🌊 ACCOUNTANT SAILS BETWEEN SIX-HEADED MONSTER AND DEADLY WHIRLPOOL TO RETRIEVE INVISIBLE INK – FROM INSIDE A WALRUS’S BELLY 🐋🖊️ “Column 47 is not a number. It’s a way of life.” – Scylla In Episode 47 of the Ehlers Saga, Evil Esau navigates the ancient Greek nightmare strait between Scylla (six-headed man-eater) and Charybdis (planet-devouring…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Medusa’s Curse: Ehlers Loses the Invisible Ink & Turns to Stone – The FISHY Edition Must Continue 🐍📜🪨📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 46
Esau loses the invisible ink and turns to stone – but Medusa, the Gorgon of Desinvestment, arrives to save him. All characters from all 45 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate petrified reckoning. Trapped in Walt the Walrus’s belly, Esau discovers that his invisible ink formula has vanished. Springer, Nannen, Bucerius, and Jahr have stolen…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Das FISHY DESINVESTMENT: Ehlers Conquers the Hamburg Fish Market – Publishers Plot Revenge with Fish Blood & Old Newspapers 🐟📰🩸💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 45THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Das FISHY DESINVESTMENT: Ehlers Erobert den Hamburger Fischmarkt – Verleger Planen Rache mit Fischblut & Alten Zeitungen 🐟📰🩸💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Folge 45
Esau launches Das FISHY DESINVESTMENT – using fish blood as ink and old newspapers as ledgers to conquer the Hamburg fish market. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 44 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate fishy reckoning. Esau has discovered the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – The Invisible Ink Rebellion: Esau’s Tip Ruins Springer, Nannen, Bucerius & Jahr – Das DESINVESTMENT Strikes Back 📜🖊️💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 44
Esau discovers invisible ink and uses it to save Das DESINVESTMENT – ruining Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr in the process. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 43 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate financial reckoning. Trapped…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius & John Jahr Steal the Printing Machine – Das DESINVESTMENT Must Continue on Digital Papyrus 📰🖨️💀📊💩 | Ehlers Saga Episode 43
Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr – the four titans of Hamburg publishing – descend upon the Muchaverse to steal the printing machine. Evil Esau Ehlers – the accountant who survived everything – remains in Walt the Walrus’s belly. All characters from all 42 previous episodes assemble for the ultimate publishing heist.…
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