Tag: Informants
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 24,5 – THE STASI STRIKES BACK 🕵️♂️📼☭
The files never end. GENRICH JAGODA, the last Stasi chief, lands from Planet UDSSR with a master plan: OPERATION ENDAKTE – the final file that will file EVERYTHING. Everyone. Every moment. Every imaginary fish. Forever. 📂🕵️♂️☭ The ensemble divides. Jeschow wants perfection. Ursila fears completion. Emir Joker, still feathered and sticky, screams “Chaos needs FILING!”…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,5 – THE FISH PONZI 🐟💰💀
The Ehlers Clan has found a new business model: selling fish that don’t exist. With the help of Onkel Klaus-Dieter (filing every lie), Onkel Ehrenfried (recruiting informants), Onkel Jochen (formerly Blasius, risen from the bottom to point at empty water), and Onkel Manfred (composing fraudulent jingles), the family launches the greatest Ponzi scheme in St.…
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