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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ SIR WALTER RALEIGH: THE ELIZABETHAN PIRATE CONQUERS HERBERTSTRASSE โ ATTACKS HAMBURG AND NEW ST. PAULI โ LOOTS THE PRINTING PRESSES AND HAS FUN WITH THE WENCHES! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐๐ฉ
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๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐ SIR WALTER RALEIGH! THE ELIZABETHAN PIRATE CONQUERS HERBERTSTRASSE โ ATTACKS HAMBURG AND NEW ST. PAULI โ LOOTS THE PRINTING PRESSES AND HAS FUN WITH THE WENCHES! “I am Sir Walter Raleigh! I discovered Virginia! I brought tobacco to England! And now I will conquer HERBERTSTRASSE!” โ Sir Walter Raleigh — In Episode 88 of…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ DAS BOOT: ESAU AND HIS CREW BOARD THE U-96 โ DR. MOREAU’S SERUM TRANSFORMS THE SUBMARINE INTO A LIVING ENEMA โ THE DEEPEST DIVE IN HISTORY! ๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ฉ
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๐ข๐๐ฃ๐ DAS BOOT! ESAU AND HIS CREW BOARD THE U-96 โ DR. MOREAU’S SERUM TRANSFORMS THE SUBMARINE INTO A LIVING ENEMA โ THE DEEPEST DIVE IN HISTORY! “Das Boot. The boat. The enema. The destiny.” โ Esau Ehlers — In Episode 82 of the Ehlers Saga, the legendary U-96 from Wolfgang Petersen’s “Das Boot” emerges…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ THE CLONE WAR: DR. MOREAU CLONES ESAU โ HE FLEES WITH HIS CREW ON A LIVING ENEMA โ BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON ST. HELENA โ NAPOLEON AWAKENS! ๐งฌ๐ฃ๐๏ธ๐๐๐ฉ
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๐งฌ๐ฃ๐๏ธ๐๐ THE CLONE WAR! DR. MOREAU CLONES ESAU โ HE FLEES ON A LIVING ENEMA โ BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON ST. HELENA โ NAPOLEON AWAKENS! “A clone is just an accountant with better skin.” โ Esau Ehlers — In Episode 80 of the Ehlers Saga, Dr. Moreau clones Esau-HafenHure. The Clone-Esau pursues the original.…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ SCAPA FLOW RAID: ESAU AND HIS CREW BUILD U-BOATS TO ATTACK SCAPA FLOW
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๐ขโ๐ฃ๐ SCAPA FLOW RAID! ESAU BUILDS U-BOATS TO ATTACK SCAPA FLOW โ CHURCHILL HAS STORED THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA IN THE BRITISH NAVAL FORTRESS! “We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the U-BOATS!” โ Esau Ehlers — In Episode 73 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN: ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY โ THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! โ๐ช๐ธ๐ฃ๐๐ฉ
โ๐ช๐ธ๐ฃ๐ SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN! ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY โ THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! “The Armada thought they had the power of God. They forgot about the power of ENEMA.” โ Esau Ehlers — In Episode 72 of the Ehlers Saga, the Spanish Armada surrounds Treasure Island. Admiral Medina…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: JACK SPARROW IS HERE!
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๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐บ๏ธโ๐ TREASURE ISLAND TAKEOVER! ESAU SAILS TO TREASURE ISLAND FOR A PRINTING PRESS โ BUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW OCCUPIES THE ISLAND WITH HIS PIRATE CREW! “The problem is not the treasure. The problem is the ACCOUNTING.” โ Captain Jack Sparrow — In Episode 71 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure sails to Treasure Island to retrieve…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: MAD ESAU, MAD HERODES
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๐๐ฅ๐๐ HERODES’ HOLOCAUST! THE MAD KING STEALS THE PRINTING PRESS AND DELETES ALL PAPYRUS โ PRINTING IS ERASED FROM THE MUCHAVERSE! “I will erase every word. I will delete every story. I will make sure NO ONE ever prints again.” โ King Herodes — In Episode 69 of the Ehlers Saga, King Herodes โ the…
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THE EVIL ESAU ENEMA EINLAUF SAGA: LORELEY ESCAPE: ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE โ BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK โ GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! ๐๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐๐
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๐๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ LORELEY ESCAPE! ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE โ BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK โ GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! “The Rhine is not just a river. It is a DESINVESTMENT.” โ Esau Ehlers — In Episode 65 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure escapes from Tamerlan’s captivity in Mongolia…
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: TAMERLAN’S REVENGE: THE MONGOL CONQUEROR TAKES ESAU AND THE PRINTING PRESS HOSTAGE โ THE MUCHAVERSE PILLAGED! ๐๐นโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ
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๐๐นโ๏ธ๐ TAMERLAN’S REVENGE! MONGOL CONQUEROR TAKES ESAU AND THE PRINTING PRESS HOSTAGE โ THE MUCHAVERSE PILLAGED! “I have conquered empires. I have burned cities. I have crushed kings. Now I will conquer DESINVESTMENT.” โ Tamerlan — In Episode 64 of the Ehlers Saga, Tamerlan โ the greatest conqueror since Genghis Khan โ arrives through a…
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THE EVIL ESAU EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: GODFATHER TAKEOVER: THE CORLEONE FAMILY CONQUERS ST. PAULI โ ESAU OFFERED AN OFFER HE CAN’T REFUSE โ THE MUCHAVERSE BECOMES A CRIME FAMILY! ๐ด๏ธ๐ซ๐๐๐ฉ
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๐ด๏ธ๐ซ๐๐ GODFATHER TAKEOVER! THE CORLEONE FAMILY CONQUERS ST. PAULI โ ESAU OFFERED AN OFFER HE CAN’T REFUSE โ THE MUCHAVERSE BECOMES A CRIME FAMILY! “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” โ Don Vito Corleone — In Episode 63 of the Ehlers Saga, the Corleone family arrives through a dimensional rift. Don…


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