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THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,5 – THE FISH PONZI 🐟💰💀
Mar 3, 2026
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by
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
The Ehlers Clan has found a new business model: selling fish that don’t exist. With the help of Onkel Klaus-Dieter (filing every lie), Onkel Ehrenfried (recruiting informants), Onkel Jochen (formerly Blasius, risen from the bottom to point at empty water), and Onkel Manfred (composing fraudulent jingles), the family launches the greatest Ponzi scheme in St.…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,0 – THE JOKER BIRTH 🃏💥🤡
Mar 2, 2026
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by
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
The unthinkable has happened. After the Enema Files were flushed, something far darker emerged from the depths of St. Pauli. Emir Ehlers begins to laugh – and doesn’t stop. As green makeup smears across his face, the entire ensemble watches in horror: Their beloved idiot is transforming into his biggest idol, THE JOKER. 🃏💚🤡 But…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 22.5 – THE ENEMA FILES 💧📂🔥
Feb 28, 2026
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by
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
After the Father Complex comes the next level of madness: A mysterious, glowing enema emerges from the depths of the archive and threatens St. Pauli with toxic paternity data. Jeschow reveals the secret TOXDAT files, while Möwin finally speaks and the entire ensemble – from Emir to Stalin, from the Harbor Harlot to Adolf Sharkler…

Tag: Onkel Klaus-Dieter

THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,5 – THE FISH PONZI 🐟💰💀

THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,0 – THE JOKER BIRTH 🃏💥🤡

THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 22.5 – THE ENEMA FILES 💧📂🔥