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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – THE CLONE WAR: DR. MOREAU CLONES ESAU – HE FLEES WITH HIS CREW ON A LIVING ENEMA – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON ST. HELENA – NAPOLEON AWAKENS! 🧬🟣🏝️👑📊💩
Sep 14, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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🧬🟣🏝️👑📊 THE CLONE WAR! DR. MOREAU CLONES ESAU – HE FLEES ON A LIVING ENEMA – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON ST. HELENA – NAPOLEON AWAKENS! “A clone is just an accountant with better skin.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 80 of the Ehlers Saga, Dr. Moreau clones Esau-HafenHure. The Clone-Esau pursues the original.…
THE EVIL ESAU ENEMA EINLAUF SAGA: LORELEY ESCAPE: ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK – GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! 🏔️🌊💩📊💋
Aug 27, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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🏔️🌊💩📊 LORELEY ESCAPE! ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK – GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! “The Rhine is not just a river. It is a DESINVESTMENT.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 65 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure escapes from Tamerlan’s captivity in Mongolia…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – HERBERTSTRASSE TAKEOVER: ESAU BECOMES THE BITCHIEST HAFENHURE WITH A PRINTING PRESS – OUT-WENCHES ALL THE WENCHES OF ST. PAULI! 👠💋🖨️📊💩
Aug 22, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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👠💋🖨️📊 HERBERTSTRASSE TAKEOVER! ESAU BECOMES THE BITCHIEST HAFENHURE WITH A PRINTING PRESS – OUT-WENCHES ALL THE WENCHES OF ST. PAULI! “I’m not just an accountant. I’m a HAFENHURE with a printing press.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 61 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau transforms into the bitchiest HafenHure with a printing press wig. He…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – MONSTER ALLIANCE: THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! 🐉🌊📊💩
Aug 20, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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🐉🌊📊 MONSTER ALLIANCE! THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! “The publishers have spreadsheets. We have KRAKENS.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 58 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers (Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr) declare war on the…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER: ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI – THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! 🟣🏙️📊💩
Aug 18, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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🟣🏙️📊 SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER! ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI – THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! “New York has skyscrapers. We have SPREADSHEETS.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 56 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau uses the Gigantic Purple Enema to rebuild the sunken city of Atlantis as New…

Tag: sparkles SPECIAL THANKS: Homer

THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – THE CLONE WAR: DR. MOREAU CLONES ESAU – HE FLEES WITH HIS CREW ON A LIVING ENEMA – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON ST. HELENA – NAPOLEON AWAKENS! 🧬🟣🏝️👑📊💩

THE EVIL ESAU ENEMA EINLAUF SAGA: LORELEY ESCAPE: ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK – GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! 🏔️🌊💩📊💋

💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – HERBERTSTRASSE TAKEOVER: ESAU BECOMES THE BITCHIEST HAFENHURE WITH A PRINTING PRESS – OUT-WENCHES ALL THE WENCHES OF ST. PAULI! 👠💋🖨️📊💩

💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – MONSTER ALLIANCE: THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! 🐉🌊📊💩

💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER: ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI – THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! 🟣🏙️📊💩