THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN: ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! ⚓🇪🇸🟣📊💩
⚓🇪🇸🟣📊 SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN! ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! “The Armada thought they had the power of God. They forgot about the power of ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 72 of the Ehlers Saga, the Spanish Armada surrounds Treasure Island. Admiral Medina…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: JACK SPARROW IS HERE!
🏴☠️🗺️⚓📊 TREASURE ISLAND TAKEOVER! ESAU SAILS TO TREASURE ISLAND FOR A PRINTING PRESS – BUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW OCCUPIES THE ISLAND WITH HIS PIRATE CREW! “The problem is not the treasure. The problem is the ACCOUNTING.” – Captain Jack Sparrow — In Episode 71 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure sails to Treasure Island to retrieve…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – JACK THE RIPPER’S HERBERTSTRASSE HORROR: THE SPECTRAL SERIAL KILLER VISITS THE KIEZ – ESAU-HAFENHURE AND THE WENCHES TARGETED! 🔪🩸👠📊💩
🔪🩸👠📊 JACK THE RIPPER’S HERBERTSTRASSE HORROR! THE SPECTRAL SERIAL KILLER VISITS THE KIEZ – ESAU-HAFENHURE AND THE WENCHES TARGETED! “I am not a monster. I am a SURGEON of the night.” – Jack the Ripper — In Episode 70 of the Ehlers Saga, Jack the Ripper – the most infamous serial killer in history –…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: MAD ESAU, MAD HERODES
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: ENEMA UEBER ALLES
THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – POSEIDON’S ORGY: THE UNDERSEA PARTY TAKEOVER – ALL CHARACTERS DESCEND TO THE OCEAN FLOOR FOR THE WETTEST DESINVESTMENT EVER! 🌊🔱🍾📊💩
🌊🔱🍾📊 UNDERSEA ORGY TAKEOVER! POSEIDON INVITES THE MUCHAVERSE TO THE GREATEST PARTY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN – ALL CHARACTERS DESCEND FOR THE WETTEST DESINVESTMENT EVER! “The ocean is not just water. It is a DESINVESTMENT.” – Poseidon — In Episode 66 of the Ehlers Saga, Poseidon rises from the Rhine and invites the…
THE EVIL ESAU ENEMA EINLAUF SAGA: LORELEY ESCAPE: ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK – GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! 🏔️🌊💩📊💋
🏔️🌊💩📊 LORELEY ESCAPE! ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK – GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! “The Rhine is not just a river. It is a DESINVESTMENT.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 65 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure escapes from Tamerlan’s captivity in Mongolia…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: TAMERLAN’S REVENGE: THE MONGOL CONQUEROR TAKES ESAU AND THE PRINTING PRESS HOSTAGE – THE MUCHAVERSE PILLAGED! 🐎🏹⚔️📊💩
🐎🏹⚔️📊 TAMERLAN’S REVENGE! MONGOL CONQUEROR TAKES ESAU AND THE PRINTING PRESS HOSTAGE – THE MUCHAVERSE PILLAGED! “I have conquered empires. I have burned cities. I have crushed kings. Now I will conquer DESINVESTMENT.” – Tamerlan — In Episode 64 of the Ehlers Saga, Tamerlan – the greatest conqueror since Genghis Khan – arrives through a…
THE EVIL ESAU EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: GODFATHER TAKEOVER: THE CORLEONE FAMILY CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ESAU OFFERED AN OFFER HE CAN’T REFUSE – THE MUCHAVERSE BECOMES A CRIME FAMILY! 🕴️🔫🍝📊💩
🕴️🔫🍝📊 GODFATHER TAKEOVER! THE CORLEONE FAMILY CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ESAU OFFERED AN OFFER HE CAN’T REFUSE – THE MUCHAVERSE BECOMES A CRIME FAMILY! “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – Don Vito Corleone — In Episode 63 of the Ehlers Saga, the Corleone family arrives through a dimensional rift. Don…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SIR FRANCIS DRAKE’S REVENGE: THE ELIZABETHAN PIRATE CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ALLIES WITH THE 4 PUBLISHERS – ESAU FORCED INTO EXILE! 🏴☠️⚔️👑📊💩
🏴☠️⚔️📊 SIR FRANCIS DRAKE’S REVENGE! ELIZABETHAN PIRATE CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ALLIES WITH THE 4 PUBLISHERS – ESAU-HAFENHURE FORCED INTO EXILE! “The accountants thought they had won. They forgot about the AGE OF SAIL.” – Sir Francis Drake — In Episode 62 of the Ehlers Saga, Sir Francis Drake arrives through a dimensional rift on…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – HERBERTSTRASSE TAKEOVER: ESAU BECOMES THE BITCHIEST HAFENHURE WITH A PRINTING PRESS – OUT-WENCHES ALL THE WENCHES OF ST. PAULI! 👠💋🖨️📊💩
👠💋🖨️📊 HERBERTSTRASSE TAKEOVER! ESAU BECOMES THE BITCHIEST HAFENHURE WITH A PRINTING PRESS – OUT-WENCHES ALL THE WENCHES OF ST. PAULI! “I’m not just an accountant. I’m a HAFENHURE with a printing press.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 61 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau transforms into the bitchiest HafenHure with a printing press wig. He…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – THE PAPYRUS WALL: ADMIRAL WALTER ULRICHT ARRIVES ON THE BDDR – BUILDS A WALL OF PAPYRUS AROUND ST. PAULI TO SAVE ESAU’S PRINTING MACHINE! 📜🚢🧱📊💩
🟣👾📊 ENEMA MONSTERS STRIKE BACK! ESAU CREATES AN ARMY OF ENEMA MONSTERS TO DEFEND ST. PAULI AGAINST THE PUBLISHERS’ INVISIBLE INK ARMY! “The publishers thought they could destroy desinvestment. They forgot about the ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 60 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers return with an Invisible Ink Army to…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – MONSTER ALLIANCE: THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! 🐉🌊📊💩
🐉🌊📊 MONSTER ALLIANCE! THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! “The publishers have spreadsheets. We have KRAKENS.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 58 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers (Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr) declare war on the…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ISLAND OF CHAOS: ESAU BUILDS NEW NEW ST. PAULI AFTER ATLANTIS SINKS – THE ULTIMATE FLOATING DESINVESTMENT! 🏝️🟣📊💩
🇬🇧 EXCERPT FOR META WORDPRESS BOX – EPISODE 57 — 🏝️🟣📊 ISLAND OF CHAOS! ESAU BUILDS NEW NEW ST. PAULI AFTER ATLANTIS SINKS – THE ULTIMATE FLOATING DESINVESTMENT UTOPIA! “If Atlantis sinks, we build ANOTHER island. That’s Column 47 thinking.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 57 of the Ehlers Saga, New St. Pauli crumbles…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER: ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI – THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! 🟣🏙️📊💩
🟣🏙️📊 SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER! ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI – THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! “New York has skyscrapers. We have SPREADSHEETS.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 56 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau uses the Gigantic Purple Enema to rebuild the sunken city of Atlantis as New…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA QUEST: ESAU CREATES THE MOST VICIOUS NAVAL VILLAIN CREW FOR THE ULTIMATE PURPLE ENEMA! 🟣💩⚓📊
🟣💩📊 GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA QUEST! ESAU ASSEMBLES THE MOST VICIOUS NAVAL VILLAINS – SAILS THE PURPLE SEA – DEFEATS THE JELLYFISH KING – RETRIEVES THE ULTIMATE DESINVESTMENT TOOL! “The purple enema is not a weapon. It is a DESTINATION.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 55 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau assembles the most vicious…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER: ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA – CONQUERS ST. PAULI – BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS – DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS – ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! 🦈⚫📊😭💩
🦈⚫📊 BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER! ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA – CONQUERS ST. PAULI – BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS – DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS – ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! “The Black Shark doesn’t swim. He DESINVESTS the ocean itself.” – Alphonse Sharkler — In Episode 53 of the Ehlers Saga, the eldest and…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ANDREA DORIS RESCUE: THE SHIP SINKS UNDER ESAU’S WEEPING – PRINTING PRESS LOST FOREVER! 🚢😭📊💩
🚢😭📊 ACCOUNTANT’S WEEPING SINKS TWO SHIPS! ANDREA DORIS RESCUE FAILS – PRINTING PRESS FOUND IN DEEP SEA! “My tears are spreadsheets. My sorrow is Column 47. My printing press is GONE!” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 52 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau discovers that the ancient printing press for Das Desinvestment was lost during…
🚢🧊📊 ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG – ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP!
🚢🧊📊 ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG – ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP! “The iceberg is just a spreadsheet problem. Column 47 will save us.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 51 of the Ehlers Saga, St. Pauli is mysteriously transferred onto the RMS Titanic in the middle of the…
🐍💩 “I HAVE SNAKES IN MY HAIR AND A PIVOT TABLE IN MY HEART!” – ESAU BECOMES GORGON ACCOUNTANT, SAVES DAS DESINVESTMENT FROM STONE COLLECTORS!
🐍💩 “I HAVE SNAKES IN MY HAIR AND A PIVOT TABLE IN MY HEART!” – ESAU BECOMES GORGON ACCOUNTANT, SAVES DAS DESINVESTMENT FROM STONE COLLECTORS! “Desinvestment is stronger than stone.” – Esau-Medusa — In Episode 50 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau faces his most terrifying transformation yet. The invisible ink – the very essence of…
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