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🌿🕵️♂️ The Cosmic Conspiracy of the Lawn Gnome Illuminati 🧙♂️🌎By Kurt Vonnegut’s Ghost (Channeled via Bob “Bigfoot” Pulchowski 🚬👣)Originally Published in The Hollow Earth Herald 🕳️📰
🏡 Prologue: A Warning from the Mulch Pile Let me be clear: I am not crazy. Not unless “crazy” means seeing the world for what it is—a meticulously orchestrated puppet show 🎭, with puppeteers who wear pointy red hats and have porcelain smiles. They’re in your flower beds. They’re in your bird feeders. They’re lawn…
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