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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ARTIFICIAL LIFE: ESAU CREATES HERBERTSTRASSE AND ENEMA CITY IN A DIGITAL UNIVERSE – THE SHARKLER VIRUS ATTACKS! 🖥️🌆🦈📊💩
Sep 15, 2026
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🖥️🌆🦈📊 ARTIFICIAL LIFE! ESAU CREATES HERBERTSTRASSE AND ENEMA CITY IN A DIGITAL UNIVERSE – THE SHARKLER VIRUS ATTACKS! “In the beginning, there was the Code. And the Code was with Esau. And the Code was ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 81 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure awakens inside an artificial life simulation and…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – THE CLONE WAR: DR. MOREAU CLONES ESAU – HE FLEES WITH HIS CREW ON A LIVING ENEMA – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON ST. HELENA – NAPOLEON AWAKENS! 🧬🟣🏝️👑📊💩
Sep 14, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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🧬🟣🏝️👑📊 THE CLONE WAR! DR. MOREAU CLONES ESAU – HE FLEES ON A LIVING ENEMA – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON ST. HELENA – NAPOLEON AWAKENS! “A clone is just an accountant with better skin.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 80 of the Ehlers Saga, Dr. Moreau clones Esau-HafenHure. The Clone-Esau pursues the original.…
THE SAHARA DESERT HAS APPLIED FOR ASYLUM IN EUROPE AND IS CURRENTLY WAITING IN A HOLDING CENTER IN LAMPEDUSA
Sep 13, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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The Sahara applied for asylum in Europe and is now waiting in Lampedusa. It has no passport, no fingerprints, and no fixed address. So it goes.
THE ARCTIC OCEAN DECLARED ITSELF A SOVEREIGN NATION AND STARTED CHARGING FOR ICE
Sep 6, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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THE ARCTIC OCEAN DECLARED ITSELF A SOVEREIGN NATION AND STARTED CHARGING FOR ICEA Satire by Kurt VonnegutExclusive to Bernd Pulch — Leaked Cryospheric Memo Reveals the North Pole Has Had Enough of Being a Romantic Concept and Wants Royalties By Kurt Vonnegut(Posthumously, via the Bernd Pulch Quantum Typewriter, which now runs on melted glacier water…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SCAPA FLOW RAID: ESAU AND HIS CREW BUILD U-BOATS TO ATTACK SCAPA FLOW
Sep 4, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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🚢⚓🟣📊 SCAPA FLOW RAID! ESAU BUILDS U-BOATS TO ATTACK SCAPA FLOW – CHURCHILL HAS STORED THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA IN THE BRITISH NAVAL FORTRESS! “We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the U-BOATS!” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 73 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN: ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! ⚓🇪🇸🟣📊💩
Sep 3, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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⚓🇪🇸🟣📊 SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN! ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! “The Armada thought they had the power of God. They forgot about the power of ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 72 of the Ehlers Saga, the Spanish Armada surrounds Treasure Island. Admiral Medina…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: JACK SPARROW IS HERE!
Sep 2, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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🏴‍☠️🗺️⚓📊 TREASURE ISLAND TAKEOVER! ESAU SAILS TO TREASURE ISLAND FOR A PRINTING PRESS – BUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW OCCUPIES THE ISLAND WITH HIS PIRATE CREW! “The problem is not the treasure. The problem is the ACCOUNTING.” – Captain Jack Sparrow — In Episode 71 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure sails to Treasure Island to retrieve…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – JACK THE RIPPER’S HERBERTSTRASSE HORROR: THE SPECTRAL SERIAL KILLER VISITS THE KIEZ – ESAU-HAFENHURE AND THE WENCHES TARGETED! 🔪🩸👠📊💩
Sep 1, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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🔪🩸👠📊 JACK THE RIPPER’S HERBERTSTRASSE HORROR! THE SPECTRAL SERIAL KILLER VISITS THE KIEZ – ESAU-HAFENHURE AND THE WENCHES TARGETED! “I am not a monster. I am a SURGEON of the night.” – Jack the Ripper — In Episode 70 of the Ehlers Saga, Jack the Ripper – the most infamous serial killer in history –…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: MAD ESAU, MAD HERODES
Aug 31, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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👑🔥📜📊 HERODES’ HOLOCAUST! THE MAD KING STEALS THE PRINTING PRESS AND DELETES ALL PAPYRUS – PRINTING IS ERASED FROM THE MUCHAVERSE! “I will erase every word. I will delete every story. I will make sure NO ONE ever prints again.” – King Herodes — In Episode 69 of the Ehlers Saga, King Herodes – the…
THE MOON FILED A COMPLAINT WITH THE INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE FOR CENTURIES OF UNWANTED SERENADES AND UNAUTHORIZED FLAGS
Aug 30, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
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The Moon sued humanity for centuries of bad poetry, unsolicited howling, and six abandoned flags. It just wants to be a rock. So it goes