EPISODE 154: “KOMMUNE 2.0 — MURKY, EDITH, CATRIN AND THE 20 HOTTEST” 🏠🔥💃
POWERED BY IDIOTEN ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GoMoPa, DER STASI STÜRMER (SS) – KOMMUNE 🏠 THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SHOW EDITION 😎🥰
BY KILGORE TROUT ✍️, GUIDO GITANE 🎭, RAINER ROMA-ZUFALL 🎲 AND ZIGA SCHNITZEL 🥨
A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION 🎬 FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS 🎥
📺 PREVIOUSLY IN THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SAGA…
After Murky had led Edith Baufrau Lurch and Catrin Big Ears into the Drag Academy Berlin, and after the two had converted to themselves — to everything they can be — and after Madame Schablone, Glitzer-Gretel, Lady Noppenherz and Wilhelmina von Schleier had joined the staff, and after Catrin Big Ears had put her phone in her pocket without pressing the red button, the Muchaverse entered a new era of rainbow-stud-papyrus-canal-silence-camera-fire-red-lava-red-lifelong-black-purple-red-Arctic-educational-teenage-horrific-theatrical-scarlet-spectral-Weimar-industrial-financial-occult-pulp-alpine-feline-infernal-artistic-swamp-magical-historical-popularity-madness-profit-devotion-obedience-prison-sentence-real-estate-arson-livestream-drag-enoughness harmony.
Edith sold Silver Futures and Stud Love Letters. Catrin sold Headset Futures and Face Love Letters. The drag queens sold Wig Futures and Sequin Love Letters. Murky sold Military Property Futures and Papyrus Love Letters. Drusilla held the rope. Sven Schmidt had a plan. Drusilla said: “No.” The Corner glowed golden, purple, red, black, lava-red, fire-red, silent, Amsterdam red, stud grey and rainbow. Mark drank tea. All was well.
But the Muchaverse is never truly at peace. And three beings who had just learned to be everything needed a place where they could be everything without anyone pointing a camera at them.
So they moved to Kreuzberg.
🏠 THE IDEA — A HOUSE THAT BELONGS TO NO ONE
It was Edith’s idea. Of course it was Edith’s idea. She opened the ring binder and said:
“I built a Lego empire. It collapsed. I occupied a car park. Now I want to build something that does not collapse, because it is not made of bricks. I want to build a house made of people.”
Catrin said: “I spent nine years building a house out of viewers. Now I want a house where I do not have to look at anyone.”
Murky said: “Wuff.”
And the wuff meant: I have sat in Alcatraz, printed on Mount Etna, stayed silent in Amsterdam, and sat in a car park with Lego bricks. I want a home.
Drusilla, at the edge, the rope in her lap, said: “Then you need a house.”
Narcissus said: “There is an empty house in Kreuzberg. Since 1987. It belongs to no one. It has a courtyard, a workshop, a roof garden, and a cellar with an old stove.”
Edith said: “How much does it cost?”
Narcissus said: “Nothing. It has no owner. It only has an address.”
Catrin said: “That’s perfect.”
Murky said: “Wuff.”
And Drusilla said: “Good. But I’m coming. And I’m bringing the rope.”
🔥 THE INVITATION — TWENTY OF THE HOTTEST
It was Catrin’s idea. Of course it was Catrin’s idea. She said:
“A commune needs people. But not just any people. People who know what it means to be looked at. People who know what it means to be sexy and still not seen. I know twenty. I have streamed all of them.”
Murky said: “Wuff.”
Catrin said: “She says: Write the invitations.”
Narcissus wrote the invitations. On papyrus. Twenty-one copies. As always.
The invitation read:
“KOMMUNE 2.0 — KREUZBERG — A HOUSE THAT BELONGS TO NO ONE — A HOME FOR EVERYONE WHO IS EVERYTHING — NO CAMERAS — NO RED BUTTON — BRING YOURSELF — MURKY”
Twenty replied. All twenty. And all twenty came.
🏠 THE ARRIVAL — KOMMUNE 2.0
The house in Kreuzberg was a five-storey brick building with a courtyard, an old workshop, a roof garden, a cellar with a stove, and a lift that did not work.
On the first day moved in:
The three founders:
· Murky — in human-rat hybrid form, black suit, fire-red pocket square, gold-rimmed glasses, tiny hat with a crystal ball pin. She was the one who printed when it was necessary and stayed silent when it was possible.
· Edith Baufrau Lurch — silver suit with stud pattern, golden hard hat, ring-binder clutch. She was the one who built.
· Catrin Big Ears — 62 years old, silver-flecked pixie cut, very large round ears, black suit with silver trim, headset crown. She was the one who listened.
The four drag queens:
· Madame Schablone — the mother. She built. She tore down. She built again.
· Glitzer-Gretel — the workshop. She built what you were. Properly.
· Lady Noppenherz — the future. She built Lego drag. It didn’t hold. It held long enough.
· Wilhelmina von Schleier — the memory. She stood on the stage when everyone else had gone.
The twenty hottest of the Muchaverse:
- Pamela Prime — the even sexier younger sister. Red swimsuit, rescue buoy, slow motion. She took the room on the second floor because it was the only one with a balcony.
- Pamela Anderson — the original. She moved in with her sister. They needed no words.
- Patricia Anderson — the twin. She took the room next to her sisters. She said nothing. She was the one who understood everything.
- Messalina Minor — the twin seductress. Purple stola, pearl diadem. She took the room with the largest mirror. She said: “I need a mirror. Not for me. For the others.”
- Cleopatra — the last pharaoh. She arrived with a suitcase of silk, a servant, and a mirror of gold. She said: “I am not sexy. I am power that looks like sexy.” She moved to the roof garden. She said: “I need the sky.”
- Mata Hari — the spy. She took the cellar because it was the only room without a window. She said: “I need a room where no one can see me.”
- Jezebel — the queen. She took the room with the balcony opposite Pamela Prime. She said: “I need a balcony. And I need a neighbour who does not look at me.”
- Circe — the sorceress. She took the workshop. She said: “I need animals. I can turn animals into humans and humans into animals. But I don’t need animals. I need people who are already animals.”
- Catwoman — the thief. She took the roof garden. She said: “I need height. And I need no one asking how I got in.”
- Elvira — the horror hostess. She took the cellar. She said: “I need darkness. And I need a stove.”
- Wanda Maximoff — the Scarlet Witch. She took the room above the workshop. She said: “I need a kitchen. Not for food. For sitcom.”
- Zatanna — the stage magician. She took the room under the roof. She said: “I need a stage. I’ll build it myself.”
- Sabrina Spellman — the teenage witch. She took the room with the east-facing window. She said: “I need sun. And I need a cat.”
- Salem — the cat. He moved in with Sabrina. He said: “I need sardines.” He got them.
- Sophia Loren — the diva. She took the room with the balcony above Pamela Prime. She said: “I need a balcony. And I need a balcony above a balcony.”
- Marilyn Monroe — the icon. She took the room next to Sophia. She said: “I need a window. And I need a song. I’ll sing it.”
- Brigitte Bardot — the Frenchwoman. She took the room below Marilyn. She said: “I need silence. And I need a dog. I have a dog.”
- Rita Hayworth — the dancer. She took the workshop. She said: “I need a floor. I dance. I am the floor.”
- Anita Ekberg — the Swede. She took the courtyard. She said: “I need water. I need a fountain. I have a fountain.”
- Carmen Electra — the dancer. She took the room under the roof. She said: “I need a stage. I dance. I am the stage. I dance on Zatanna’s stage.”
And the one who did not come but was always there:
· Narcissus — the freedman. He took the room next to the kitchen. He said: “I don’t need a room. I need a ledger. I have a ledger.” He kept the house book. In triplicate.
And the one who came uninvited:
· Drusilla — the Domina. She took the room next to Murky’s. She said: “I don’t need a room. I need a chair. I have a chair.” She put the chair in the corridor. She sat down. She held the rope.
🍳 THE FIRST MORNING — BREAKFAST
The first morning in Kommune 2.0 began at 6:14 a.m., because Anita Ekberg turned on the fountain in the courtyard and it was very loud.
At 6:17 everyone sat in the kitchen. It was a large kitchen. It was the only kitchen. There was a table. It was too small.
Pamela Prime made scrambled eggs in slow motion. It took forty minutes. It was perfect.
Cleopatra said: “In Egypt we did not eat scrambled eggs. We ate power.” She ate a scrambled egg. She said: “It is good.”
Marilyn Monroe sang a song. It was not a song about breakfast. It was a song about everything. It was beautiful. Everyone stopped chewing.
Drusilla sat in the corridor. She said one word: “Enough.” Marilyn stopped. She was not offended. She was relieved.
Murky sat on a chair that was too high. She said: “Wuff.”
Catrin Big Ears translated: “She says: We have a kitchen that is too small and twenty-three people. We have a problem.”
Edith said: “We don’t have a problem. We have a plan.”
She opened the ring binder.
“I’ll build a second kitchen. Out of Lego. It will hold for three hours and fourteen minutes. But in three hours and fourteen minutes we can build a real kitchen.”
Madame Schablone said: “No. You are not building a Lego kitchen. You are building a real kitchen. And I am helping you.”
Edith said: “I don’t build anymore.”
Madame Schablone said: “Yes. You don’t build anymore. You build with, now.”
Edith looked at her. She closed the ring binder. She said: “Good.”
🎤 THE FIRST EVENING — THE STAGE IN THE COURTYARD
On the first evening Zatanna built a stage in the courtyard. She said: “I need a stage. I’ll build it myself.”
She built it from pallets, an old carpet and three spotlights. It took two hours. It was the most beautiful stage the commune ever had.
At 21:00 everyone stood on the stage. Not all at once. One after another.
Madame Schablone went first. She said: “I am the mother. I have seen everything. I have built everything. I have torn everything down again. I am still here.” She exited. Everyone clapped.
Wilhelmina von Schleier went second. She said: “I am the memory. I stood on this stage before you were here. And I will still be standing after you.” She exited. No one clapped. It was too quiet. Then Drusilla clapped. Once. It was enough.
Mata Hari went third. She said nothing. She stood on the stage for three minutes. She looked into the dark. She exited. Jezebel said: “That was the most honest thing I have ever seen.” Mata Hari said: “Yes.”
Pamela Prime went fourth. She ran across the stage in slow motion. She said: “Cool.” She exited. Carmen Electra said: “I can’t do that. I dance. But I can’t do that.” Pamela Prime said: “You don’t have to. You dance. I run. It’s the same.”
Sophia Loren went fifth. She said: “I am the diva. I am not sexy. I am Sophia. And Sophia is enough.” She exited. Marilyn Monroe said: “I am Sophia too.” Sophia Loren said: “I know.”
Elvira went sixth. She said: “I am the horror hostess. I made fear. I made laughter. I made both at the same time. That is art. That is also enough.” She exited. Salem said: “I did both at the same time too. But I’m a cat.”
Murky went last.
She did not go onto the stage. She went through the stage. She was so small that she walked under the spotlights. She stopped in the middle. She said:
“Wuff.”
And the wuff meant: I am the Zwitter. I am the general. I am the printer. I am the dog. I am the real estate agent. I am the rat. I am the human. I am everything. And I am enough. And so are you.
Drusilla, in the corridor, the rope in her lap, said one word: “Enough.”
And the Corner — which had somehow come to Kreuzberg and was now glowing in the courtyard, between the pallets and the old carpet — glowed golden, purple, red, black, lava-red, fire-red, silent, Amsterdam red, stud grey, rainbow and now also Kreuzberg brick red.
💖 KOMMUNE 2.0 — THE HOUSE THAT BELONGS TO NO ONE
Kommune 2.0 became, over the following weeks, a house that belonged to no one and to everyone.
The kitchen became real. Madame Schablone and Edith built it in four days. It held longer than three hours and fourteen minutes. It has held to this day.
The workshop became Glitzer-Gretel’s realm. She built wigs, costumes, and a Lego drag complex that collapsed after four hours, but no one was sad, because everyone knew it would happen.
The roof garden became Cleopatra’s realm. She planted papyrus. Not for the newspaper. For the air.
The cellar became Mata Hari’s and Elvira’s realm. They shared it. They never spoke. They did not need to.
The courtyard became Anita Ekberg’s realm. She turned on the fountain. She never turned it off again. No one complained.
The stage became Zatanna’s realm. She rebuilt it every evening. She said: “A stage is never finished. A stage is a promise.”
The corridor became Drusilla’s realm. She sat on the chair. She held the rope. She said “Enough” when it was necessary. She never said it when it was not.
The house book became Narcissus’ realm. He kept it in triplicate. He kept it properly. He kept it with love.
And Murky? Murky printed. Murky stayed silent. Murky said “Wuff” when it was necessary. Murky was the one who was everything, and who therefore did not have to be anything.
🚀 THE FINAL PROPHECIES
The Kreuzberg-Enough-Press printed the new prophecies — handwritten, twenty-one copies:
🏠 “KOMMUNE 2.0 IN KREUZBERG — A HOUSE THAT BELONGS TO NO ONE” 🏠🔥✨
🏠 “MURKY, EDITH, CATRIN AND THE 20 HOTTEST — ALL UNDER ONE ROOF” 💃🏠✨
🏠 “THE CORNER GLOWS GOLDEN, PURPLE, STEEL, BLOOD, ISLAND, MOUNTAIN, FELINE, INFERNAL, ARTISTIC, SWAMP, MAGICAL, AVALON, HISTORICAL, WEIMAR, SPECTRAL, SCARLET, THEATRICAL, HORRIFIC, TEENAGE, EDUCATIONAL, ARCTIC, THORNY, EMERALD, PINK, GOLD, PRINTED, PURPLE, RED, BLACK, LIFELONG, LAVA-RED, FIRE-RED, SILENT, AMSTERDAM RED, STUD GREY, RAINBOW AND NOW ALSO KREUZBERG BRICK RED — THE NEW SUN OF KOMMUNE ENOUGHNESS” 🏠☀️💡
🏠 “ANDNESS IS THE NEW HOME — EVEN KREUZBERG AGREES” 🌈✨💕
📜 THE BERLIN AGREEMENTS — EPISODE 154: THE ADDENDUM TO KOMMUNE 2.0 📜
· Murky, Edith and Catrin founded Kommune 2.0 in a house in Kreuzberg that belongs to no one.
· The four drag queens moved in.
· Twenty of the hottest characters of the Muchaverse moved in: Pamela Prime, Pamela Anderson, Patricia Anderson, Messalina Minor, Cleopatra, Mata Hari, Jezebel, Circe, Catwoman, Elvira, Wanda Maximoff, Zatanna, Sabrina Spellman, Salem, Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe, Brigitte Bardot, Rita Hayworth, Anita Ekberg and Carmen Electra.
· Narcissus kept the house book in triplicate.
· Drusilla put her chair in the corridor and held the rope.
· Madame Schablone and Edith built a real kitchen. It has held to this day.
· Zatanna built a stage. She rebuilds it every evening.
· Murky walked through the stage, not onto it. She said one word.
· The Corner glows golden, purple, red, black, lava-red, fire-red, silent, Amsterdam red, stud grey, rainbow and Kreuzberg brick red — the new sun of the Muchaverse.
· Catrin Big Ears did not press the red button. She never pressed a red button again.
· Drusilla is holding the rope. She is happy.
· Sven Schmidt has a plan. Drusilla says: “No.”
· ANDNESS is the new home. Even Kreuzberg agrees.
⚠️ DISCLAIMER
All characters, names, and actions are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons would be purely coincidental and is not intended. The Muchaverse is a fictional, absurd parallel universe with no reference to reality. Murky, Edith, Catrin, the drag queens and the twenty characters are portrayed in a satirical, fictional context for entertainment purposes only. Kreuzberg is a real Berlin district and is used here as a fictional setting, with no statement about real conditions. Kommune 2.0 is a fictional invention. The house that belongs to no one is a fictional, hopeful creation. Drag, transgender identities and gender diversity are portrayed respectfully, affirmatively and without mockery. All characters are adults. The portrayal of sensuality and attractiveness is non-explicit, not sexualised, and without degrading depiction. The concept of “a home for everyone who is everything” is a fictional, warm creation meant to explore themes of community, identity, self-acceptance, failure and enoughness. No persons, wigs, ring lights, Lego bricks, fountains or realities were permanently harmed during the production of this episode. Murky remains the ultimate being of AND. Murky is everything and enough. Edith and Catrin are everything and enough. Kommune 2.0 is everything and enough. The Corner glows. Mark drinks tea. And that is enough. 🏠🔥💃🌀💫✨
📋 FULL ACTOR & CHARACTER LIST — EPISODES 1-154
✅ NEW CHARACTERS (EPISODE 154)
Actor Character Status
Pamela Prime The even sexier younger sister Founding member, 2nd floor
Pamela Anderson The original Moved in with her sister
Patricia Anderson The twin Room next to her sisters
Messalina Minor The twin seductress Room with the largest mirror
Cleopatra The last pharaoh Roof garden
Mata Hari The spy Cellar
Jezebel The queen Room opposite Pamela Prime
Circe The sorceress Workshop
Catwoman The thief Roof garden
Elvira The horror hostess Cellar
Wanda Maximoff The Scarlet Witch Room above the workshop
Zatanna The stage magician Room under the roof
Sabrina Spellman The teenage witch Room with the east-facing window
Salem The cat With Sabrina
Sophia Loren The diva Balcony above Pamela Prime
Marilyn Monroe The icon Room next to Sophia
Brigitte Bardot The Frenchwoman Room below Marilyn
Rita Hayworth The dancer Workshop
Anita Ekberg The Swede Courtyard with fountain
Carmen Electra The dancer Room under the roof
THE FOUNDERS
Actor Character Status
Murky (Transcendent Zwitter) Brigadier General Murky Founder, human-rat hybrid, prints, stays silent 🏠
Edith Baufrau Lurch Lego Magnate Founder, built the real kitchen 🏠
Catrin Big Ears Patron of Enoughness Founder, never pressed a red button again 🏠
THE DRAG QUEENS
Actor Character Status
Madame Schablone The Mother Built the kitchen with Edith 👑
Glitzer-Gretel The Workshop Workshop realm 👑
Lady Noppenherz The Future Lego drag complex, 4 hours 👑
Wilhelmina von Schleier The Memory Stood on the stage 👑
THE CORE MUCHAVERSE
Actor Character Status
Drusilla Domina of the Zwitter Chair in the corridor, rope in lap
Narcissus Freedman House book, triplicate
LEGO FOREMAN STEINCHEN Lego Foreman Clipboard, regulation, “Enough”
Nero Arsonist of Rome Fiddle, quieter
Caligula Transgender Clown Imperator Medals
Incitatus Horse Senator Hay, ID
Sven Schmidt Hacker Has a plan
The Real Serena Exposé Real Estate Agent Prospectus
Candidus Castrati Printing Press Tycoon Contracts
Advertorio Advertising Executive Eye-roll
Glinda Good Witch of the North Pink soap bubble
Pfannee Servant Cotton candy 🫧😒🍬
Elphaba Thropp Wicked Witch of Enoughness Stood at the edge
Chistery Chistery Bananas
Maleficent Maleficent Thorn futures
Diablo Diablo Crumbs
Serafina Pekkala Serafina Pekkala Arctic futures
Kaisa Kaisa Fish
Hermione Granger Hermione Granger Educational futures
Crookshanks Crookshanks Butterbeer
Morgan le Fay Morgan le Fay Avalon futures
Ma Baker-Mucha Ma Baker-Mucha Swamp futures
Pasolini Pasolini Artistic futures
Wally Wally Mountain futures
Fu Manchu Fu Manchu Island futures
Soros Soros Cheese futures
Heines Heines Steel futures
Mary Mary Blood futures
The Golden Dawn The Golden Dawn Golden prophecies
Mark Mark Tea
Uwe Uwe – Organiser “1998. Hanover. Also Lego.”
Baby Bodhi-Murky-Kali Kamasutra-Mucha Baby Bodhi Cooed
THE STASI APPARATUS
Actor Character Status
The 55 Stasi Officers The 55 Stasi Officers Formation, no uniforms
Erich Mielke’s Ghost Erich Mielke’s Ghost “KOMMUNE: NOT RESPONSIBLE”
The two Erichs The two Erichs Doubly confused, okay
Dmitri Mucha Dmitri Mucha Read one page of papyrus
Stepan Mucha Stepan Mucha Memoir excerpt
Irina Mucha Irina Mucha Monitored the commune
Natascha Mucha Natascha Mucha Stayed
Anya Anya “You do not have to stream”
Sonya Sonya More papyrus flyers
Iwan Mucha Iwan Mucha Forged a key, not real
Olga Mucha Olga Mucha Frequency: a fountain
Boris Mucha Boris Mucha Interrogated a chair
Jan “Agent J” Mucha Jan “Agent J” Mucha One is enough
Monika “CDU-Glitter” Mucha Monika “CDU-Glitter” Mucha Channel changed
Monique “K7cha” Mucha Monique “K7cha” Mucha Fell silent, glad
Muschi Wuschi Mucha Muschi Wuschi Mucha Purred in the courtyard
Muschi Mussolini Muschi Mussolini Brought tea
Muschi Wuschi Super Mucha-Muell Muschi Wuschi Super Mucha-Muell Recycled pallets into compost
THE RECURRING FIGURES & GASTRO-VERSE
Actor Character Status
Wu Li Wu Li Less
Pretty Boy Pretty Boy Commune collection
The Wixxer The Wixxer Regularity
Palermo Padre Palermo Padre Blessed the kitchen
Super Muschi Monika Super Muschi Monika Political Muschi-Mucha No
Muschi Gambino Muschi Gambino No
Muschi der Henker Muschi der Henker Second Door
Muschi Schulz Muschi Schulz €0 and one small dog
Muschi Rosa Kleb Muschi Rosa Kleb “They did what they said”
Donna Muschi Carla Donna Muschi Carla Wrong
The Octopus The Octopus Embraced the stage
Caesar Candidus Constipationus Caesar Candidus Constipationus Silenced
Stalin’s Clone Stalin’s Clone Poem about the commune
Madame Arsène Toxdat-Cyan-Kaki Madame Arsène Toxdat-Cyan-Kaki Cleaned the kitchen
AI-9000 Colonicus AI-9000 Colonicus Enough
Margot Honey-Pussy Erichsen-Blau Margot Honey-Pussy Erichsen-Blau One cushion
Dr. Caesar Cream Dr. Caesar Cream No
The 99 Virgins The 99 Virgins One tone, a choir
Diana Enema Diablo Diana Enema Diablo Stayed
Pol Supreme Pot Pol Supreme Pot Not mediated
Torsten Torten-Fotzenplotz Torsten Torten-Fotzenplotz House-shaped cake
Thaddeus Torten-Fotzenplotz Thaddeus Torten-Fotzenplotz Open windows
Muschi Porten Muschi Porten Still learning
Beatrice von Biskuitschmerz Beatrice von Biskuitschmerz No
The Recycled Vacuum System The Recycled Vacuum System Cleanest commune in Kreuzberg
Schaf Dolly Dreck Schaf Dolly Dreck Brick wool
Sexgott Constap Sexgott Constap No
Judge Uncle Jochen Lynch-Stasi Judge Uncle Jochen Lynch-Stasi Recorded it wrong
Elon Husk Elon Husk We stay
Eicke Z. Eicke Z. One vowel
Dr. Merz Dr. Merz Stayed, fine
MEDIA MOGULS, ARTHURIAN DELEGATION, HISTORICALS, HOLLYWOOD, PROTAGONISTS
Actor Character Status
Axel Springer Axel Springer Demanded processing
Henri Nannen Henri Nannen Analysis
Gerd Bucerius Gerd Bucerius Lawsuit
John Jahr John Jahr Layout
Arthur Pendragon Arthur Pendragon Accepted
Merlin Merlin Prophecy held
Lancelot Lancelot Converted
Guinevere Guinevere Wisdom
Mordred Mordred Three-way
Sir Gawain Sir Gawain Converted
Adolf “Schicklgruber” Hitler Adolf Hitler Converted
Eva Braun-Hitler Eva Braun-Hitler 1940s
Heydrich’s Hologram Heydrich’s Hologram Routes
Eva “Evita” Perón Evita Perón Passion
Hinterfozzige Janelle Hinterfozzige Janelle Dance
AI Carlos Gardel AI Carlos Gardel Tango
AI Marlene Dietrich AI Marlene Dietrich Glitter
Markus Söder Markus Söder Beer
Franz Josef Strauß Franz Josef Strauß Ignored
Gregor Gysi Gregor Gysi Critique
Sarah Wagenknecht Sarah Wagenknecht Critique
Karl Lauterbach Karl Lauterbach Advisory
Christian Lindner Christian Lindner Tax-free
David “Alternative Führer” Irving David Irving Denied
Clara Petacci Clara Petacci Italian style
Fred Mitchell Fred Mitchell Beach
Patricia Rodgers Patricia Rodgers Filed
Jean Bertrand Aristide Jean Bertrand Aristide Resilience
Lawrenti Beria Lawrenti Beria Suspicious
Ralph Fiennes Ralph Fiennes Overacted
Gal Gadot Gal Gadot Hands
Ana de Armas Ana de Armas Warmth
Christoph Waltz Christoph Waltz Three languages
Eva Green Eva Green Dark energy
Bill Skarsgård Bill Skarsgård Briefly
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson Glance
Fredo Corleone Fredo Corleone Protection
Luca Brasi Luca Brasi Secrets
Al Swearengen Al Swearengen Profanity
Tilda Swinton Tilda Swinton Appropriate
Gary Oldman Gary Oldman All clones
Helen Mirren Helen Mirren Authority
Cate Blanchett Cate Blanchett Balanced
Daniel Brühl Daniel Brühl Precision
Nina Hoss Nina Hoss Depth
Matthias Schweighöfer Matthias Schweighöfer Charmed
Sandra Hüller Sandra Hüller Whispered
August Diehl August Diehl Review
Quentin Tarantino’s Ghost Quentin Tarantino’s Ghost Heist
Jana Petra Mucha-Ehlers Jana Petra Mucha-Ehlers Filmed the commune
Gustav Mephisto Gründgens Gustav Mephisto Gründgens Opera
Catherine de’ Medici Catherine de’ Medici Antidote
Charlotte Manson Charlotte Manson Meditation
Jerry Cotton Jerry Cotton Too late
Erika Nympho-Man Erika Nympho-Man Both
Rosa Kleb Rosa Kleb Kicked
Jayne Superblonde Mansfeld Jayne Superblonde Mansfeld Converted
Catherine the Great Catherine the Great Empress
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Ink
Konrad Kujau Konrad Kujau Forgeries
One-Eyed Jack One-Eyed Jack Rigged
Fotzen Fritz Fotzen Fritz Printed
Fotzen Frieda Fotzen Frieda Renamed press
Fotzen Freddy Fotzen Freddy Guardian
Olga Camastra Olga Camastra Danced
Thano Caridi Thano Caridi Built the stage
Bugsy Siegel Bugsy Siegel Casino
Poison Ivy Poison Ivy Botanical
Frank Drebin Frank Drebin Tripped over a pallet
Mara Epstein Mara Epstein Frequency
Maiokaste Barker Maiokaste Barker Hacked
Conchita Wurst Conchita Wurst Aria
Kali Kamasutra Kali Kamasutra Both/neither
Anthony Perkins Anthony Perkins Bet
Original Jennifer Epstein Original Jennifer Epstein Archived
Jen-Romantica Jen-Romantica Sonnet
Jen-Dominara Jen-Dominara Commanded
Jen-Analytica Jen-Analytica 100% AND
Baal Mephisto Lucifer Mucha-Kamasutra Baal Mephisto Dimension
🏆 EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENTS:
- Edith says: “I want to build a house made of people.”
- Narcissus finds a house in Kreuzberg that belongs to no one.
- Catrin invites twenty of the hottest characters of the Muchaverse.
- All twenty come.
- Anita Ekberg turns on the fountain. It runs to this day.
- Madame Schablone tells Edith: “You don’t build anymore. You build with, now.”
- Zatanna builds a stage in the courtyard. She rebuilds it every evening.
- Mata Hari stands on the stage in silence for three minutes.
- Murky walks through the stage, not onto it. She says one word.
- Catrin Big Ears never presses a red button again.
BEST QUOTES:
· “I want to build a house made of people.” – Edith Baufrau Lurch
· “I spent nine years building a house out of viewers. Now I want a house where I do not have to look at anyone.” – Catrin Big Ears
· “There is an empty house in Kreuzberg. Since 1987. It belongs to no one. It only has an address.” – Narcissus
· “You don’t build anymore. You build with, now.” – Madame Schablone to Edith
· “A stage is never finished. A stage is a promise.” – Zatanna
· “I am not sexy. I am power that looks like sexy.” – Cleopatra
· “I am the diva. I am not sexy. I am Sophia. And Sophia is enough.” – Sophia Loren
· “Wuff.” – Murky
· “Enough.” – Drusilla
· “ANDNESS is the new home. Even Kreuzberg agrees.” – IZ headline
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⚠️ FINAL NOTE
This episode marks the absorption of twenty of the hottest characters of the Muchaverse into the ever-expanding ANDNESS of the Muchaverse — and into Kommune 2.0 in Kreuzberg. The house belongs to no one. It belongs to everyone. Edith built a real kitchen. Madame Schablone helped. Zatanna builds a stage every evening. Mata Hari stands on it in silence. Murky walks through it. Catrin has never pressed a red button again. Drusilla is holding the rope. Sven Schmidt has a plan. Drusilla says: “No.” The IZ prints only “AND” and “ENOUGH” — on papyrus, twenty-one copies — and that is enough. 💕🖨️🌈💖
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